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May 21 Rapture Checklist

Resume said:
Think bigger: Italian motorcars.
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This seems more like the sort of car you might find a rapture-minded sort driving.
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This, on the other hand, is definitely a car for the hell-bound.
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Foster Zygote said:
This seems more like the sort of car you might find a rapture-minded sort driving.
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This, on the other hand, is definitely a car for the hell-bound.
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In my experience, the rapture minded drivers are typically in something more like this
http://www.flickr.com/photos/purpletwinkie/364137709/
 
Foster Zygote said:
2. All graves from whole of human history (all 13,000 years of it) will open scattering 130 centuries worth of bodies on the ground world wide.
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Hold on a second there FZ! Is that Harold's number, or did you put that in there? That's way too many centuries according to some, isn't it?
 
LarianLeQuella said:
Hold on a second there FZ! Is that Harold's number, or did you put that in there? That's way too many centuries according to some, isn't it?
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What is the Timeline of History?

The timeline of history is God's predetermined timetable for the unfolding of God's Gospel program for this world. In other words the length of time between the day God created this world in 11,013 B.C. and the day he will destroy it in October 21, 2011.

The discovery of this information built the foundation for what God would later reveal from the Bible as the date for the end.

Judgment Day on May 21, 2011 is the culmination of five decades of intensive biblical study by Mr. Camping and other bible teachers who have discovered the same biblical data.
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http://www.familyradio.com/facts/

Try to keep up--it's simple math!
 
Foster Zygote said:
These are Harold Camping's predictions for the rapture, which he assures us will occur on May 21, 2011. He also assures us that the universe will end on October 21, 2011.

1. World's worst earthquake.

2. All graves from whole of human history (all 13,000 years of it) will open scattering 130 centuries worth of bodies on the ground world wide.

3. The unsaved will see the approximately 200,000,000 saved (from all of human history) rise up to heaven.

4. From May 21 on, millions of people will die every day until October 21.

5. The universe will be destroyed by fire on October 21.

I, for one, will be sure to have my checklist handy so as to check off these events as they happen.
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My rapture check list :
1. buy Popcorn
2. visit rapture forum on 22. May
3. Laugh
 
Foster Zygote said:
5. The universe will be destroyed by fire on October 21.

I, for one, will be sure to have my checklist handy so as to check off these events as they happen.
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How exactly do you plan to check off number 5? You will either be dead or your checklist will be consumed by GODFIRE.

(Miss you 1inChrist. :()
 
KingMerv00 said:
How exactly do you plan to check off number 5? You will either be dead or your checklist will be consumed by GODFIRE.

(Miss you 1inChrist. :()
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Even weirder: Why are those Christians who believe in the rapture interested in what will happen after the rapture? They won't be around, according to their belief, so why should they care? (and to believers: don't compare it to scientists who want to know what will happen when the sun burns out, because such a comparison completely misses the mark, since humanity might still be around by that time, in contrast to the rapture, after which all rapture-believers are already gone)

Cheers
 
Bram Kaandorp said:
Even weirder: Why are those Christians who believe in the rapture interested in what will happen after the rapture? They won't be around, according to their belief, so why should they care? (and to believers: don't compare it to scientists who want to know what will happen when the sun burns out, because such a comparison completely misses the mark, since humanity might still be around by that time, in contrast to the rapture, after which all rapture-believers are already gone)

Cheers
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Why wouldn't they care? Maybe they feel compassion for nonbelievers and want to warn them?
 
Bram Kaandorp said:
Couldn't they do that without having to know what happens afterwards? They could just say that the world's about to end, and leave it at that.
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Sure they could. On the other hand, if I believed in the rapture I'd naturally be curious about what happens afterward.

Using the "or else" part doesn't make it any more noteworthy to me.
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That might be true for you but a lot of people are vulnerable to fear-based ministry.
 
whitefork said:
you think a lot of rich people going to be raptured? Think camel and eye of needle.
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I live around the corner from Willow Creek Community Church; you should see the expensive sheet metal in that parking lot on a Sunday.
 
Foster Zygote said:
These are Harold Camping's predictions for the rapture, which he assures us will occur on May 21, 2011. He also assures us that the universe will end on October 21, 2011.

1. World's worst earthquake.

2. All graves from whole of human history (all 13,000 years of it) will open scattering 130 centuries worth of bodies on the ground world wide.
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Damn! That's going to leave one hell of a mess for all of us sinners to clean up.
Foster Zygote said:
3. The unsaved will see the approximately 200,000,000 saved (from all of human history) rise up to heaven.

4. From May 21 on, millions of people will die every day until October 21.

5. The universe will be destroyed by fire on October 21.

I, for one, will be sure to have my checklist handy so as to check off these events as they happen.
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Aepervius said:
My rapture check list :
1. buy Popcorn
2. visit rapture forum on 22. May
3. Laugh
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I thought that sounded like an entertaining enough idea that it would actually be worth doing. But not knowing of any rapture forums off the top of my head, I googled the term. The results made me laugh already...

The first result that came up was the Rapture Ready forum. Then about four results down was a post on the Talk Jesus forums, warning people to beware of the Rapture Ready forum because it's actually run by Satan's workers.

Infighting among nutjobs, now that's entertainment!
 
Foster Zygote said:
1. World's worst earthquake.

2. All graves from whole of human history (all 13,000 years of it) will open scattering 130 centuries worth of bodies on the ground world wide.

3. The unsaved will see the approximately 200,000,000 saved (from all of human history) rise up to heaven.

4. From May 21 on, millions of people will die every day until October 21.

5. The universe will be destroyed by fire on October 21.
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[Airplane!]
Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.
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[/Airplane!]
 
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