May 2007 Stundie Nominations

Opps I almost forgot I meant to nominate this, by clanabis @ LCF.

I have been carrying a black magic marker with me everywhere I go.

Whenever I see a picture of Bush, Cheney, Giuliani, Condaleeza, or whoever I think is more or less evil I give them a Hitler mustache, its all the rage.

Just yesterday I was at Houston Bush Intl. Airport waiting for like three hours for my flight and I tagged the U.S. News magazine with Bush on the cover in front of the register in the book shop. Its quite fun watching people respond.
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Well I never, way to go. What a rebel, what a warrior. The truth movement’s ultimate act of defiance.

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=9479
 
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Why do Truthers have such a hard time understanding that skyscrapers and poles/trees have absolutely zero in common in the way they fall down? Truthers are aware that skyscrapers actually have living/working spaces inside them don't they? Or have none of the Truthers ever actually been inside one?
 
I know exactly why sky scrapers don't fall over like trees.



Cause buildings don't have leaves... duh....:duck:
 
boloboffin said:
No, I'm sorry, this competition is not over yet. May is proving to be a banner month.

Behold, petgoat at DU with his junkies-wired-the-towers-to-blow hypothesis:



See, I thought it was a off-the-cuff remark. No. He's got it all worked out. He's serious. The WTC towers were wired to exploded by teams of highly motivated junkies and child molestors, who then were killed right before 9/11 so they wouldn't talk.

Now the May Stundies are over. If you think you can beat that, you need to bring it.
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Posts by "petgoat" are Stundie gold, indeed. (I suspect that "petgoat" is also TS1+2=4, by the way, and have thought so since "TS" first appeared here, so the lunacy level is not at all surprising.)

The following post does not qualify for the May Stundies since it was posted much earlier, but had the Stundies existed at the time, it certainly would have been a contender. Hell, if "petgoat" were to post it again today, it would be a current contender.

petgoat said:
Here's my unproven hypothesis. Bush was a hostage. Osama, Atta, Shafig bin Laden, General
Mahmood Ahmad and other yet-to-be identified personages were also hostages in a very
complicated deal involving al Qaeda, the CIA, the ISI, the bin Ladens, and the Bushes.

When the Pentagon was struck, the deal was concluded and everyone (including W) was free to
go about his business.
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Redtail said:
:eek: [rule8!] I read that and forgot how to shave.
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You only forgot how to shave? Man, I can't remember my Mom's name now. Marge, no that's not it; Layla, no that's it; Stephanie, nope.... this could be bad!
 
LashL said:
Posts by "petgoat" are Stundie gold, indeed. (I suspect that "petgoat" is also TS1+2=4, by the way, and have thought so since "TS" first appeared here, so the lunacy level is not at all surprising.)
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Petgoat has been producing Stundie material as long as I have been posting at DU, which is a pretty long time (not as long as boloboffin, though). If pg = TS I would be glad, because that means there is one less nut to worry about. Your old pal mirandapriestly, no longer at DU, is consistently cranking out Stundupendous work elsewhere. I think she is now convinced that everyone within the "truth" movement is a disinformation agent.
 
Travis said:
Why do Truthers have such a hard time understanding that skyscrapers and poles/trees have absolutely zero in common in the way they fall down? Truthers are aware that skyscrapers actually have living/working spaces inside them don't they? Or have none of the Truthers ever actually been inside one?
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Um hello, woodpeckers? :)
 
Next month I'll introduce rules for videos too. Essentially, it will be that if there is a specific statement made that is Stundie worthy, that can be nominated. The whole video cannot.
 
There's a whole lot of funny here:

http://z10.invisionfree.com/Loose_Change_Forum/index.php?showtopic=9065

I think this is my fave.

Muckraker said:
I've said it before and I'll say it again, I think Alex got his STFU letter. He's only a short ride from Dallas or Midland, they could take him out any day. He probably got his npotice that said "congratulations, you've exposed the NWO. Now we're beginning to feel a bit uncomfortable, so start calling global warming a hoax and start yelling about immigration and eventually everyone will write you off as another fringe nut job and if that all happens, we can let you live ...

Don't get me wrong, my opin in Alex has been one of the best Truthers in history, but if his time is up, what can ya do?
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Yes, "one of the best Truthers in history" is an NWO shill putting out disinformation about his own opinions to make himself look bad.

I wonder why the NWO don't do the same to, for example, Dylan Avery. Is he further from The Twoof, or just further from Dallas?

Arrgh! My brain! My beautiful brain!

Kudos also to phoenixrises (same thread):

phoenixrises said:
The waters have successfully been muddied, it's now impossible to tell a real truther from an agent provocateur.
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Paranoia, like virtue, is its own reward.
 
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Oh joy... kidnapping talk at the el see eff!

phoenixrises needs to have a chit chat with John Walsh.

Unfortunately I don't think she will be. I think that many kidnappings are in fact black-government operations, and I suspect this one is no different.
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Unsecured Coins said:
Oh joy... kidnapping talk at the el see eff!

phoenixrises needs to have a chit chat with John Walsh.



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Cripes...

Temperature above average? Government black op.
Temperature below average? Government black op.
Drunk driver hits another car, killing its occupants? Government black op.
Lightning knocks out your power? Government black op.
Girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you? Government black op.
Stub your toe? Government black op.
 
Cl1mh4224rd said:
Cripes...

Temperature above average? Government black op.
Temperature below average? Government black op.
Drunk driver hits another car, killing its occupants? Government black op.
Lightning knocks out your power? Government black op.
Girlfriend/boyfriend breaks up with you? Government black op.
Stub your toe? Government black op.
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Hole in heel of sock? Government black op.
Empty milk container put back in fridge? Government black op.
Yucky sponge left in bottom of sink? Government black op.

Suddenly life has the possibility of being entirely responsibility free!
 
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