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MAGA after Trump - What happens after Trump is dead ?

Forgot one:

No matter if Trump is alive or dead, if Vance becomes the president he can pardon Trump for all of his federal crimes.
Doubleplusungood, ref unevents.
The Holy Trinity of President, King, and God-incarnate Donald Dump has committed no crimes and in fact can commit no crimes.
 
aaronparnas
NEWS: JD Vance says he’s ready to assume the duties of President amid questions of Trump’s health, but says Trump is healthy.
" No, but it's never been officially denied. First rule in politics: never believe anything until it's officially denied."
(Yes, Minister; "party games")
 
When Trump dies, the sudden removal of so much venal stupidity from the world at one time, will cause the fabric of space-time to warp and crack, resulting in severe damage to the foundations of the Pentagon, and allow the immense, unspeakable, nameless daemon to escape from its prison.
 
When Trump dies, the sudden removal of so much venal stupidity from the world at one time, will cause the fabric of space-time to warp and crack, resulting in severe damage to the foundations of the Pentagon, and allow the immense, unspeakable, nameless daemon to escape from its prison.

You mean he'll come straight back?
 

What happens after Trump is dead ?

I don't know what MAGA will do, but I'll be popping a nice bottle or three of
Veuve Clicquot and singing "The Wicked Bitch is Dead" while doing a jig on his pretend grave.

 
“Of course Trump didn’t die in office,” he added. “But I wouldn’t put it past him, trying once again to take credit for something Biden had already accomplished.”
Still, Stewart conceded, “something is up with his health”. He played another series of clips of reporters commenting on the president’s swollen ankles, bruised hands and “lumpy” eyes.

Jon Stewart​

 

What happens after Trump is dead ?​

I don't know what MAGA will do, but I'll be popping a nice bottle or three of

Veuve Clicquot and singing "The Wicked Bitch is Dead" while doing a jig on his pretend grave.

We would be doing something similar, but not waste a good bottle of Veuve on his sorry dead ass.

We would be waiting for the news that ICE has been disbanded and legal tourists won't get assaulted, certain cabinet Secretaries have been fired and hopefully prosecuted, and MAGA and the like are declared criminal enterprises like the Mafia. We would look forward to stability and normality returning to the USA, and the Trump family's citizenship being revoked and their banishment from US soil (or jail, either/or). Then, and only then, might we consider visiting some of our favourite US destinations.
 
We would be doing something similar, but not waste a good bottle of Veuve on his sorry dead ass.

We would be waiting for the news that ICE has been disbanded and legal tourists won't get assaulted, certain cabinet Secretaries have been fired and hopefully prosecuted, and MAGA and the like are declared criminal enterprises like the Mafia. We would look forward to stability and normality returning to the USA, and the Trump family's citizenship being revoked and their banishment from US soil (or jail, either/or). Then, and only then, might we consider visiting some of our favourite US destinations.
Yeah, I'm only visiting again if the US goes through a serious detrumpification process and, well, if what comes after fascist rule is something I feel like visiting. I know MAGA won't last forever, but there's no guarantee we will like what comes after.
 
It will be slow, but by 2029 a lot of the charm of Trump will have gone. Even more quickly they find there is nobody else. They do not want a politician.
 
When Trump dies, this Timeline resets to the 2016 election and HRC becomes President.
The people acting completely crazy right now know this, or they wouldn't behave as if there was no tomorrow.
 
Just returned from nearly a month almost news-free in Greece and Turkey. One of our Turkish guides was a vehement hater of Erdogan , whom he referred to as "he who shall not be named," and others like him, and I did get a laugh when he asked how we would feel if a certain other leader of that sort should die in our absence and I said I would regret it because I would be too far away to piss on his grave. Even here alas it would be figurative only, but I'm hydrating just in case.
 
Just returned from nearly a month almost news-free in Greece and Turkey. One of our Turkish guides was a vehement hater of Erdogan , whom he referred to as "he who shall not be named," and others like him, and I did get a laugh when he asked how we would feel if a certain other leader of that sort should die in our absence and I said I would regret it because I would be too far away to piss on his grave. Even here alas it would be figurative only, but I'm hydrating just in case.

So Turkey invented dissing autocratic leaders!
 
Doubleplusungood, ref unevents.
The Holy Trinity of President, King, and God-incarnate Donald Dump has committed no crimes and in fact can commit no crimes.
Actually, in my opinion, that might be something that a Dem president might do as well. I mean it is necessary for the illusion of American greatness.
 

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