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July Stundie Nominations

Travis

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A Stundie is a laughably wrong statement in relation to a conspiracy theory. They are ideally short and sweet. Don't forget to source them with a link.

And let us try not to nominate the bad trolls. It just isn't as much fun.
 
A prophecy is upon me. Yea though the Studies are a bastion of mockery, I foresee many dvictr nominations in our future.
 
Alien stuff

http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060007231&postcount=21

"The PTB on earth chose not to join the GF when they were offered it..they are happy with their alliance with the greys and reptilians..These AIs your talking about are pure speculation...Your societies have been exposed to mind control weapons derived from the draconians you have been demonized by the beast..that's the only AI you have been exposed too..microchipping and mind control have already passed... "


I love the astonishing unsupported speculation, then calling someone out for other speculation.:jaw-dropp
 
fknnewz at YouTube:


what about ? if you mean use of the word "speed " instead of acceleration i refer the dumb guy to the previous statement about velocity(speed) = acceleration when calculating moving mass impacting stationary mass. If you mean the calculation is wrong - your right a 757 weighs 100,000 kg not 80,000 so the force will be larger - happy to do the math for you if you cant find an F=MA calculator



I don't think we've seen physics delusions this robust since the grand old days of "Net Force = 0" Boy.
 
The way this guy talks I wouldn't be surprised if it's the esteemed Stundie himself. Here's another stellar entry:

fknnews said:
the properties of aluminum and other materials are known - as are the mass/velocity and force of impact - the wing of a 757 is not built to withstand impact - even birds bring down planes - five 150 kg poles hahahah according to you nothing happens hahahahah - im laughing in your face and still you havent agreed the force involved for one of them.
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=l0jbDeSavyU
 
The way this guy talks I wouldn't be surprised if it's the esteemed Stundie himself. Here's another stellar entry:


http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=l0jbDeSavyU



Oh, my, that comment thread just keeps on giving......


jadeaube:


I'm gonna end the whole cv debate in two words:  Pull it - Larry Silverstein


...in a discussion of the plane hitting the Pentagon.....:confused::eek::jaw-dropp:eye-poppi

http://www.youtube.com/comment?lc=k47SJtAV0nn5dO4rVHV4DV9T1TnuTrRjOEws4HhZQE0
 
If you click the arrow in that post it goes to a Dog Town post from 2010.
 
A conspiracy theorist on why men should have beards:
http://www.henrymakow.com/by_al_thompson_henrymakowcomco.html

You're timing was excellent for this article on heterophobia. I was helping my landlord photograph one of the apartments and he actually told me that I'm not feminine enough. Ya think? I have a big hairy beard and I usually announce to other men that I am a homophobe if I think it is necessary.

Yes, this is satanic and the only solution is to keep God's commandments. In the Bible it says that a man is not to cut his beard. (Leviticus 19:27) When I realized this, I grew mine out and it drives the satanists nuts. If your male readers start to grow out their beards in obedience to God's commandments, they could start gaining ground over the evil.

It sounds like a small thing, but it is queer, pagan, and satanic to shave the face. Some women will not even look at me. The ones that my beard doesn't bother are the ones with whom I have conversations. If you want to drive them nuts, just grow out your beard and then tell them that queers shave their faces. Don't cut off anything, just let it grow. Keep the hair on the long side.

If I see any "Christian" pastor who does not have a beard, I won't even listen to the man. The queering of the population came upon us along time ago. Getting men to shave their faces was to get them to do womanly things.

I've had people go absolutely nuts, especially my family, because I grew my beard. They want me to cut it, but I tell them I'm not queer and that God made women with smooth faces; not men.

One day a man came up to me and said: "Why don't you shave, don't you want to be clean?" I said something like: "Do you shave your ass?" His face turned red and he said: "No." I then said: "Well, don't you want to be clean?"

Shaving is stupid, yet I did it most of my life because I was feminized since I was a young boy. A man with a beard can even have a hard time getting a job. I manage to carry on with business.

In my case, the beard reflects my masculinity; not my inner bitch, nor my feminine side. I am not feminine in any way. I love women but I don't want to be one because God made me a man. Just trying to be a man can be dangerous.

I took great delight in upsetting people who didn't like my beard; and I still do. If you really want to get under the communist-satanists skin; grow a beard, man-up and grow your beard. There's a big payoff that comes from obeying God's commandment.
 
You're timing was excellent for this article on heterophobia. I was helping my landlord photograph one of the apartments and he actually told me that I'm not feminine enough. Ya think? I have a big hairy beard and I usually announce to other men that I am a homophobe if I think it is necessary.

Yes, this is satanic and the only solution is to keep God's commandments. In the Bible it says that a man is not to cut his beard. (Leviticus 19:27) When I realized this, I grew mine out and it drives the satanists nuts. If your male readers start to grow out their beards in obedience to God's commandments, they could start gaining ground over the evil.

It sounds like a small thing, but it is queer, pagan, and satanic to shave the face. Some women will not even look at me. The ones that my beard doesn't bother are the ones with whom I have conversations. If you want to drive them nuts, just grow out your beard and then tell them that queers shave their faces. Don't cut off anything, just let it grow. Keep the hair on the long side.

If I see any "Christian" pastor who does not have a beard, I won't even listen to the man. The queering of the population came upon us along time ago. Getting men to shave their faces was to get them to do womanly things.

I've had people go absolutely nuts, especially my family, because I grew my beard. They want me to cut it, but I tell them I'm not queer and that God made women with smooth faces; not men.

One day a man came up to me and said: "Why don't you shave, don't you want to be clean?" I said something like: "Do you shave your ass?" His face turned red and he said: "No." I then said: "Well, don't you want to be clean?"

Shaving is stupid, yet I did it most of my life because I was feminized since I was a young boy. A man with a beard can even have a hard time getting a job. I manage to carry on with business.

In my case, the beard reflects my masculinity; not my inner bitch, nor my feminine side. I am not feminine in any way. I love women but I don't want to be one because God made me a man. Just trying to be a man can be dangerous.

I took great delight in upsetting people who didn't like my beard; and I still do. If you really want to get under the communist-satanists skin; grow a beard, man-up and grow your beard. There's a big payoff that comes from obeying God's commandment.

dear me, hes having a hard time juggling being a closet homosexual and a God botherer all at the same time.
 
What's funny is that I knew some gay guys that had full beards.
 
Come on now, let's be grown up about this.

The man's simply talking about beards...beards and men...manly men with big bushy beards...bearded butch manly men...men...men...oooohhh big bouncy bushy beards and the manly men who wear them...
 
dear me, hes having a hard time juggling being a closet homosexual and a God botherer all at the same time.

What's funny is that I knew some gay guys that had full beards.

Come on now, let's be grown up about this.

The man's simply talking about beards...beards and men...manly men with big bushy beards...bearded butch manly men...men...men...oooohhh big bouncy bushy beards and the manly men who wear them...

Isn't the whole bear thing about being hairy?



Come on now guys, he quite clearly told us:

I usually announce to other men that I am a homophobe if I think it is necessary.


How could you possibly doubt his manly-man heterosexuality after that?
 
Come on now guys, he quite clearly told us:




How could you possibly doubt his manly-man heterosexuality after that?

You can just picture the scene of him walking into the Blue Oyster Bar and announcing "I am a homophobe!" He'd be a big hit I'm sure...
 

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