Jesus created Sex

[Davidjayjordan]

Then you accept the sex existed before jesus?

Again you obviously don;t want an answer you want to desperately find an accussation.

Nevertheless for the sake of honest searchers.... Jesus the living WORD was from the beginning...

John 1

1In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God.

2The same was in the beginning with God.
3All things were made by him; and without him was not any thing made that was made.
4In him was life; and the life was the light of men.
5And the light shineth in darkness; and the darkness comprehended it not.
6There was a man sent from God, whose name was John.
7The same came for a witness, to bear witness of the Light, that all men through him might believe.
8He was not that Light, but was sent to bear witness of that Light.
9That was the true Light, which lighteth every man that cometh into the world.
10He was in the world, and the world was made by him, and the world knew him not.
11He came unto his own, and his own received him not.
12But as many as received him, to them gave he power to become the sons of God, even to them that believe on his name:
13Which were born, not of blood, nor of the will of the flesh, nor of the will of man, but of God. 14And the Word was made flesh, and dwelt among us, (and we beheld his glory, the glory as of the only begotten of the Father,) full of grace and truth.

 

[fuelair]

Nothing about evolution made sense, from the origins to the mechanism, to its hope and Faith in the future. It was a religion based on FAITH that the universities have forced upon students, for they must learn and recite its dogmas or usually lose their graduation and years of work.

But I graduated anyway in Science using an athletic scholarship as my financing, and went on to become a full time missionary the next year, when traveling to Europe to play professional basketball.

As for the Dean, he knew that the professor failed me out of frustration not because I didn't know vertrate biology. I just showed him my final exam, and the Mark the professor scrolled on with his reasons about evolution being true and couldn't be questioned, so the Dean knew that wasn't science or the proper way to MARK a paper ....just the prof's religion. I passed, while the prof was allowed to go on indoctrinating others.

What a shame I wasn't the Dean - you would have failed for passing as a rectum without a licence - and you never did answer about Jboy inventing buttsex - per another poster. Shouldn't skip any aspects here DJ.

 

[Skeptic Guy]

No, http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/IncestisBiblicallyWrong.html

But lets back to the topic and not go off in tangents.

This thread is about the Creator of Sex.....

No, it's not off topic. If you claim that sex was "created" by God and the bible implies that (which doesn't), then you have to take responsibility for all the sex in the bible. And the Abraham "incest scandal" isn't even implied, it's described pretty clearly, including the "blessing" of a child.

And I'm not clicking on your silly website. You can explain it all right here.

 

[slingblade]

He's a right nutter, y'ken that, aye?

 

[fuelair]

Polygamy is aceptable, and always was, but the worldly systems make laws against it and of course they won;t allow women having more than one husband. Then again, men and women without foundation can barely handle one, and some, most likely here, have none. Negating everything just isn;t very attractive, mates want positive qualities not negative ones.

As for King david SEE

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/KingDavidsAdultery.html

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/KingDavidsDance.html

Good question, even if you didn't want an answer

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On the bright side, I am positive you are a hypocritical, lying, trolling, spamming,
false-religioned WOO!! Positive enough for you DJ?
Did I miss it, or did you not respond yet to the things above about your Jguy and buttsex as asked by another poster. I'm sure your many fans here want to know how Jguy came up with it!

 

[ponderingturtle]

Again you obviously don;t want an answer you want to desperately find an accussation.

No I am trying to determine if you beliefs are not as patently absurd as they seem at first view. Why claim that jesus created sex when it is not customary to say attribute the plagues in egypt to jesus but to god? Why did jesus destroy the earth in the flood, it does not seem consistent with the sermons actually attributed to him.

 

[Foster Zygote]

Which is it, David? You have directly contradicted yourself.

I find that which he ignores to be far more revealing than what he says.

 

[fuelair]

I find that which he ignores to be far more revealing than what he says.

He ignores much - for he is ignore-ant!!

 

[Loss Leader]

Edit: double post

 

[Loss Leader]

I'd heard rumors about this thread - whispered implications late at night - but I never actually believed it existed. Now I have seen it with my own eyes and I still can't believe it.

 

[SimonD]

I'd offer to have a beer and talk about cricket, but I fear I'd only end up getting depressed.

If you are ever in Brisbane, I'll take you up on that offer

 

[Davidjayjordan]

What a shame I wasn't the Dean - you would have failed for passing as a rectum without a licence - and you never did answer about Jboy inventing buttsex - per another poster. Shouldn't skip any aspects here DJ.

Jesus created sex, and the equipment, but man and woman can pervert it and mis-use it. the same as He created our brains, but men and women can pervert its useage or not use it altogether like the false skeptics.

The choices are theirs.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/AnalSexisDirty.html

And seing you didn;t take the time to read and study and understand..

Anal Sex is Dirty


Sex is good and from God, but that does not mean that there are not sexual sins, as obviously there are. And although sex is clean and unto the pure all things are pure, physically there is some sex, that is unclean because of unclean physical conditions, lack of physical cleanliness of the participants, or the method of sex used. For although some may not like it being said, I personally think ‘anal sex’ is dirty and unclean. and not of the Lord.

To put it simply, the anus just wasn’t meant to be used for sex in my opinion. It was made for excretion and waste removal and not for sex. No amount of cleansing or washing can make it clean, and even if forced open, sexual activity can cause medical problems with the sphincters, etc. It just isn't worth the risk in my opinion.

But this isn’t an anti-gay remark as anal sex can be done by lesbians, and bi’s and even heterosexuals as well. It can span all classifications, and therefore anal sex can be harmful to ones health whether male or female. it isn't gender specific.

And yet having said this, I don’t consider, it the unforgivable sin as the church sometimes does. Why, because if it is done in private among consenting adults, it may only be a private personal choice. It might not be the greatest choice, but they and they only are responsible and they only affected. Some people may just be inclined that way, sadly to say. And I for one can't condemn them for a private personal decision. It's not my or our business, in my opinion.

Anal sex is hardly an unforgivable sin, for the unforgivable sin has nothing to do with sex. Rejecting Jesus and His Love and His Messiah ship, is the only unforgivable sin I know of, and that’s only if people have been given chance after chance and still reject His Love and Sacrifice. But what kind of sex we engage in, is hardly the determining factor, and hardly unforgivable. It might not be recommended, and it might be terribly harmful to their health, but if they choose this in private, that’s their choice. I mean, 'which of us is without sin' We are all sinners, and believe it or not, none of us can say we have stopped sinning in 'every which way'. So surely we can accept them as Christians outside their bedrooms, whether they are male, female, bi, gay, lesbian, or whatever. (SEE Can Gays be Saved ?)

For again who among us are squeaky clean. …None ! For even if we are clean physically, which among us is absolutely clean spiritually.... NONE . Therefore, in my opinion we are all under Grace and only standing by the Grace of God from our Common Savior. And we better be humble about our status rather than proud and
condescending to others. I mean all churches have sinners. And all churches have people that continue sinning to some degree or even larger degrees in the heterosexual churches.

So anal sex in my opinion isn't the greatest, whether hetero or gay or bi. And seeing we have the freedom to so many other clean ways of having sex, why do we need to use one that is potennially very dangerous to our health and well being.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

You keep ignoring my questions, but I'll ask them again anyway:

Did Jesus ever have sex? If so, how many partners, and who were they? If not, why not?

Of course He did, He created it beautiful and so of course He partook in the beauty He Himself created. I mean its ridicvulous to think the dam devil created sex even though he tries to take credit for it.

As for partners, only a few are well established, Mary Magdalene being his obvious Number ONE wife.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Marymagdalene.html

I mean, all the patriarchs had multiple wifes, its only the weak kneed negators of truth that seem incapable of having more than one. maybe its because they just aren't honest, that they are so restricted, and maybe it is because they are just so frustrated that its hard for them to have more than one...or maybe they have NONE which would be a MYSTERY solved concerning their frustrations.

besides, in scriptures the Lord is the Bridegroom and He had 10 virgin wiofes and then 144,000 virgin wifes.

So He's quite the man, and quite verile and strong and wise. Just what you would expect from the CREATOR. That is unless you are churchy or impotent.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

This is fun answering your acussations even though you pretend they are sincere questions. ... Because there can always be sincere readers come into and onto this thread.

And its sure wise that I had sufficient answers already posted on-line so as to answer these questions.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Goyeintoall.html

 

[Loss Leader]

Rejecting Jesus and His Love and His Messiah ship, is the only unforgivable sin I know of, and that’s only if people have been given chance after chance and still reject His Love and Sacrifice.

I reject Jesus. I reject Jesus' love. I reject that Jesus was the messiah. I refuse to sail on Jesus' messiah ship. I acknowledge that Jesus' love and messianic nature have been explained to me and that I have been offered multiple chances to accept the same. I acknowledge that I still reject Jesus' love and sacrifice after having been given chance after chance. I affirm that I will continue to reject Jesus' love and sacrifice for all time and will never change my position.

This is all.

 

[Davidjayjordan]

I reject Jesus. I reject Jesus' love. I reject that Jesus was the messiah. I refuse to sail on Jesus' messiah ship. I acknowledge that Jesus' love and messianic nature have been explained to me and that I have been offered multiple chances to accept the same. I acknowledge that I still reject Jesus' love and sacrifice after having been given chance after chance. I affirm that I will continue to reject Jesus' love and sacrifice for all time and will never change my position.

This is all.

So be it. your choice, your responsibility, as by your words you are justified or condemned. Its called FREE CHOICE and you have made your choice. Your mind and heart is closed. So be it.

 

[Foster Zygote]

Of course He did, He created it beautiful and so of course He partook in the beauty He Himself created. I mean its ridicvulous to think the dam devil created sex even though he tries to take credit for it.

As for partners, only a few are well established, Mary Magdalene being his obvious Number ONE wife.

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/Marymagdalene.html

I mean, all the patriarchs had multiple wifes, its only the weak kneed negators of truth that seem incapable of having more than one. maybe its because they just aren't honest, that they are so restricted, and maybe it is because they are just so frustrated that its hard for them to have more than one...or maybe they have NONE which would be a MYSTERY solved concerning their frustrations.

besides, in scriptures the Lord is the Bridegroom and He had 10 virgin wiofes and then 144,000 virgin wifes.

So He's quite the man, and quite verile and strong and wise. Just what you would expect from the CREATOR. That is unless you are churchy or impotent.

How many wives do you have?

 

[temporalillusion]

Nothing about evolution made sense, from the origins to the mechanism, to its hope and Faith in the future. It was a religion based on FAITH that the universities have forced upon students, for they must learn and recite its dogmas or usually lose their graduation and years of work.

So no details then?

Professional basketball eh? What team and what league?

 

[logical muse]

Good question even though you probably don;t want an answer but just wanted an accussation. But very insightful !!!

The Holy Spirit is female... and they are ONE

http://www.geocities.com/davidjayjordan/FeminineHolySpirit.html
The 'SPIRIT' of God in Jewish scriptures was always female... but the Patriarch church changed the Holy Spirit into a man for control.

God's a hermaphrodite then? My question was about this "creation of sex". Are you saying that God had sex with him/her/itself? It's not an accusation. I want to understand what you mean.

You haven't answered my other question. How can humankind be made in God's image, if we produce gametes for reproduction and God doesn't?

 

[Foster Zygote]

God's a hermaphrodite then? My question was about this "creation of sex". Are you saying that God had sex with him/her/itself? It's not an accusation. I want to understand what you mean.

You haven't answered my other question. How can humankind be made in God's image, if we produce gametes for reproduction and God doesn't?

Or more simply, how can God be male? Does God have a Y chromosome? Does he have a penis?