So, MaGZ, the next questions I have are (and I added some new ones)
In the interest of humor, I'll try to answer these questions. I so like taking tough, pop quizzes.
Are the Jews capitalist swine or Communist devils?
Some in each camp.
Did the Holocaust really happen?
Yes. (I assume you refer to Hitler's Final Soution)
How did they fake it?
By laying back and moaning 'Oh God, I'm coming, I'm coming . . . give it to me again, love muffin.' Except for the JAPS, who said "Beige, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
Do they control the Civil Rights movement? The TV stations? The banks? The Communist Party?
Some Jews are involved in each of those things.
And more importantly, what source do you like better for your anti-Semitism, Stormfront or National Vanguard?
I don't shop for that item. Didn't my Google preferences come through on my profile? Whiskey, books, and golf gloves.
Who's cooler, Kevin Strom or Jeff Schoep?
My question is, who has more beer in his cooler?
Which is a more effective way for anti-Semites to seize power:
1. Stand around in front of a Dunkin' Donuts in SA uniforms and yell "Sieg Heil!"
2. Post anonymous anti-Semitic e-mails to a discussion group full of people with IQs greater than 95?
I was hoping for a True-False question here.

I'll guess 1.
Which member of your family abandoned you, forcing you to find a substitute family in a neo-Nazi organization, your mother or your father?
My parents love me, and only moved away twice without leaving a forwarding address.
Are you familiar with the "14 Words?"
? I guess I am not. Was this a Bush thing, a Cheney thing, or a Krauthammer thing? Shoot, I can't get a hundred on this exam.
If the Jews are so inferior to Aryans and Whites, how come they're so successful, and you're sitting around, hoisting Lowenbrau, watching videotapes of party rallies, and hurling insults on the Internet, instead of running a major corporation or nation?
The answer to that would be "discovering the loophole in Western European business opportunity, called finance, back in the days of the HRH. That, and a manic emphasis on education and literacy"
and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.
If the Aryans are the seed of God and Jews are the seed of Satan, how come Jews figured out cool stuff like atomic theory, vaccinations for polio, "Fiddler on the Roof," and "Rhapsody in Blue," while the works of Adolf Hitler, Francis Parker Yockey, and William Pierce are almost unreadable?
Fiddler on the Roof is overrated. I prefer
The Producers.

Plus, aren't we all descended from Noah?
More importantly, if the White and Aryan race are so supreme, how come Hitler lost World War II and made stupid decisions to do so?
He wasn't a blonde. The current "blonde is dumb" schtick is a complete smokescreen.
The original Nazi Party included perverts like Julius Streicher, Ernst Rohm, and Walther Funk. Which of them do you admire most?
Which one has the most extensive wine cellar? With those lads in jail, maybe I could make a withdrawal?
The Nazi State was run by Adolf Hitler, a great genius, and his elite team of Hermann Goering, Joseph Goebbels, and Heinrich Himmler, and populated by the Aryan elite, all united in allegiance to Hitler. Why was their government so inept, disorganized, and feuding during the war?
The same reason most groups of ambitious, high achievers squabble: ego. See also Dershowitz and Finkelstein. Chomsky and Buckley. Burton and Taylor. King and Marshall. Stalin and Trotsky. And so on.
In 1941, at the height of German power, the British were producing more tanks and aircraft than Germany. However, the English were a Judaized "democratic" nation led by a slobbering alcoholic, while Germany was a nation of proud Aryans led by Hitler himself. Explain this discrepancy.
Hitler did not put the Third Reich's armaments industry on three shifts/full production until late in the war. (That one you can research, if you like.

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Are you receiving state and federal welfare payments?
No.
Have you ever seen "American History X?"
No. Is it any good?
Have you actually read "Mein Kampf?"
Yes. Years ago. I should probably read it again to refresh my memory on how political manifestos can be compared to later action. I recall it being tedious in spots . . . like most of them.
Numerous leaders of neo-Nazi organizations have ratted out their buddies in highly-publicized American civil and criminal trials. How do you explain these acts of disloyalty and treason by the Aryan elite?
Fear of undesired anal sex.
Neo-Nazi leader Kevin Strom is facing federal charges of downloading child pornography on his computer. Neo-Nazi leader David Duke did 15 months in the federal slammer for using donations to his outfits for personal purposes, namely gambling on Mississippi River boats, where he was a "whale." Explain how this behavior is in keeping with the high moral standards and ethics of the White Race and the Nazi Party, as opposed to the low debauchery of the evil Jews.
For Strom, "the internet is for porn" and for Duke, "he didn't do it in Hollywood or Las Vegas?

(That was a wild guess, hoping for at least partial credit.)
Do you actually know any real live girls?
I married one, and I still love her.
How did I do, Kiwi? Did I pass? I need the credits to graduate.
DR