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I'm Running For Office

Freakshow said:
So far, my vote is between AS and TBK. I'm still thinking. I like TBK's stance on the issues, but AS' attitude really hits home with me.
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If you vote for me, I might appoint you as head of FEMA. No experience, fuggetaboutit. Experience doesn't matter as the current Pres has shown me.
 
delphi_ote said:
I didn't know we were already having town hall meetings. Heh.
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Don't worry, I'll stage some townhall-style Q&A sessions. I've watched Bush do it and it doesn't look too hard to stack decks.
 
delphi_ote said:
Delphi Ote, I'm Running for Office Times. Mr. AmateurScientist, being that some speculate John Kerry's difficulty connecting with voters was caused by his inability to state his opinions concisely, do you fear scaring away potential supporters with intimidating blocks of text?
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Who's John Kerry?

My words intimidate you? How's this for intimidation? I've got nukes and bombers and submarines and tanks, and I'm willing--strike that--itching to use them on people who ask me annoying inane questions.

AS
 
delphi_ote said:
The latest edition is out.
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Oh man, that is great! :D

Is the body text actual stuff that you wrote? Or just random letters tossed in to look like real writing in a smaller image? If it is something that you actually wrote, I'd love to see it. :) I'm sure there's gotta be a pretty good line or two in there. :)
 
Freakshow said:
Oh man, that is great! :D

Is the body text actual stuff that you wrote? Or just random letters tossed in to look like real writing in a smaller image? If it is something that you actually wrote, I'd love to see it. :) I'm sure there's gotta be a pretty good line or two in there. :)
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It's just nonsense, but the subtext of the of the "AmateurScientist Completely Insane" headline is "Threatens reporter with nukes. Are your children next?"
 
delphi_ote said:
It's just nonsense, but the subtext of the of the "AmateurScientist Completely Insane" headline is "Threatens reporter with nukes. Are your children next?"
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LMAO! Good one man, good one!

Second best smile I've had on my face all week. Thanks for that! :D
 
thaiboxerken said:
The problem is that you didn't propose to buy the weapons, just pay off N. Korea's debt. Paying off their debt does not mean they'll give up their weapons.
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Call it what you like, then. If they give up their weapons, we will forget their debt.

thaiboxerken said:
If war is what it takes to get them to stop producing nuclear weapons, I'm willing to go there. Are you?
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It would depend on the development of the country at that time. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
 
Blondin said:
Would you consider abolishing the death penalty?
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I would not consider it, I would abolish the death penalty.

Blondin said:
Would you consider helping your neighbours to the North to keep those dastardly Danes off of Hans Island?
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That is a matter of international law, and should be settled by international courts.
 
thaiboxerken said:
Mr Larsen is from Denmark. It seems that he does not have the integrity to do what is right for America when it comes to North Korea. We know that North Korea is not a Christian nation. As such, if North Korea does not stop it's nuclear weapons program, we will immediately invade their country. God is on my side and told me that this is the best strategy.
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What will you do when NK retaliates against Soul and Tokyo using it's nuclear weapons? Do you feel that the threat form the NK nuclear program justifies the price of millions of citizens from allied nations?
 
delphi_ote said:
It's just nonsense, but the subtext of the of the "AmateurScientist Completely Insane" headline is "Threatens reporter with nukes. Are your children next?"
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It depends. Are they going to vote for someone besides me? Are they IRS agents or illegal immigrants? Do they ask me silly questions? Do they slander me in the press?

I can add other things to the list, you know.

AS
 
Originally posted by Blondin
Would you consider helping your neighbours to the North to keep those dastardly Danes off of Hans Island?
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I would personally infiltrate the base, join the international martial arts competition and bring down Han's forces.

What will you do when NK retaliates against Soul and Tokyo using it's nuclear weapons? Do you feel that the threat form the NK nuclear program justifies the price of millions of citizens from allied nations?
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How will they retaliate like this when we make them incapable of using nuclear weapons?
 
thaiboxerken said:
How will they retaliate like this when we make them incapable of using nuclear weapons?
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Because, as everyone knows, North Korea is perfectly willing to give up their nuclear weapons for the low low low price of $12 billion. And we know that NK has a history of being trustworthy when it comes to following agreements.
:rolleyes:
 
shemp said:
I still am not answering questions, and I have a nearly INFINITE lead in the polls! I offer all the other candidates the opportunity to drop out now, or to be the first guests in my reeducation camps.
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Oh, man. That just earned you a post-war, I mean post-election, visit from one of my F-22s carrying two 1000-pound JDAMs with your name on 'em. Congratulations.

AS
 
AmateurScientist said:
Oh, man. That just earned you a post-war, I mean post-election, visit from one of my F-22s carrying two 1000-pound JDAMs with your name on 'em. Congratulations.

AS
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Amateur Scientist, many of your proposed solutions involve gratiutous use of force. While this reporter would be the last to want to upset you just in case you're elected, some have questioned if there is actually enough matter in the universe to construct the all weapons you have proposed to use on the campain trail. How do you propose to build all of these weapons? How do you respond to critics who say it's just not possible?
 
AS: I used a deragatory terms in response to your deragatory stance on the suffering of these human beings.

CFL: So you propose to balance the budget, nationalize healthcare, AND bail the Mexican government out all at the same time? How big of a tax increase are we talking, here?



Some questions for all the candidates:
What is your stance on Gun Control?

What is your stance on the war on drugs?
 
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