I wanted a taco last night.

Are Landmark's tactics force, fraud, or neither

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arcticpenguin said:
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's taco.
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That was an error in translation from the Dead Sea Tortillas. What it actually says is, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighobor's ass, even if it's very attractive".

GTITS wants you to covet tacos. All the time.
 
Is going to the airport and not getting on a plane going on vacation?
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No. Don't be stupid.
That would be a Near Vacation Experience.

I have those just by watching the travel channel.
 
Upchimp panted:
Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than a taco. Too bad he has yet to show it....
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Oh, look. It's that guy who claims he's more conscious than TLOP. Too bad he has yet to show it....
 
Tricky said:

That was an error in translation from the Dead Sea Tortillas. What it actually says is, "Thou shalt not covet thy neighobor's ass, even if it's very attractive".

GTITS wants you to covet tacos. All the time.
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Yet scholarly evidence suggest that the closest ideological translation would be "thou shall not covet thy neighbor's chalupa," which works well except in the context of another line, "honor thy taco and thy burrito."
 
Don't you A-tacoists forget:

- Tacos are made according to the ATR. (Ancient Taco Recipe)
- YOU are made out of Tacos (because you eat them)
- YOU obey the ATR.

Now excuse me while I spread shreaded letuce, cheese and diced tomatoes over my meat filling.
 
Hey Dave, do you even have so much as a Taco Bell up in the hills or do you have to make your own? or maybe you have to go up to Oakurst or drive down to the valley for it?

Just asking a geographical question, I'm curious?


I know this is sort of off topic but I haven't posted in a while, and I felt the sudden desire to do so. Thanx.


This whole tacoist thing is something I can believe in, or at least eat.

Maybe I'll put on a suit and wear a funny name badge with some ridiculus title on it, hop on my bike and go door to door and preach the purity of tacos to total strangers..(nah! that's too much like work).

Well at least I can go to the local church( Taco Bell), make a donation and eat of the body of our lord( the taco) and bask in it's everlasting love and farts( sorry my stomach doesn't like spicy food one bit, even Taco Bells, which isn't that spicy even), and belch my pleasure. Ah, what Bliss!

edited to add all the stupid stuff above.
 
You know, an omnipotent, omnibenevolent, omniscient god would have given you that taco!
 
BroodingSkill said:
Hey Dave, do you even have so much as a Taco Bell up in the hills or do you have to make your own? or maybe you have to go up to Oakurst or drive down to the valley for it?

Just asking a geographical question, I'm curious?


I know this is sort of off topic but I haven't posted in a while, and I felt the sudden desire to do so. Thanx.


This whole tacoist thing is something I can believe in, or at least eat.

Maybe I'll put on a suit and wear a funny name badge with some ridiculus title on it, hop on my bike and go door to door and preach the purity of tacos to total strangers..(nah! that's too much like work).

Well at least I can go to the local church( Taco Bell), make a donation and eat of the body of our lord( the taco) and bask in it's everlasting love and farts( sorry my stomach doesn't like spicy food one bit, even Taco Bells, which isn't that spicy even), and belch my pleasure. Ah, what Bliss!

edited to add all the stupid stuff above.
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Actually, I desired (and ate) grilled fish tacos at the taco place in North Fresno, next to Lowe's and the the video game exchanging place.

But there is Tia Rita's right around the block from me. There's a mexican place in Coarsegold. There's several mexican places in Oakhurst, including the Taqueria, next to the Met cinema. There is also an extremely good mexican restaraunt in North Fork that looks like a burger dive, but their sit-down dinners are really, really fabulous.

And (of course) there's the Taco Hell in Oakhurst. Flavorless .59 cent tacos in bulk. From a caulk gun. The only flavor is from the little plastic packets.

Added:

What is the significance of horchata? I usually want this even more than tacos.

And what of chorizo con huevos?
 
I've sent Taco Tim an email, requesting his wisdom and insight into the inherent holiness of Tacos.

Unfortunately, Tim seems to be a little militant - but that is often the case with new converts. We need to spread the word that Tacoism is not about hate - it is about Love... and Tacos. Okay, mostly it is about Tacos - but there really is room for love too, and while it isn't about hate - it is important to hate those that willfully reject the logic, science and divinity that is Tacoism.

Spread the word, love thy neighbor, love thy neighbor's Taco, and covet - oh yes, don't forget to covet! Tricky's accurate comment regarding the Dead Sea Tortillas (a little salty, some would say) is something you should never forget: Covet Tacos, GTITS wouldn't have it any other way.

-Ed
 
c4ts said:


Suddenly I am reminded that "taco" can be slang for "vagina."
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Yeah, I admit my purile mind noticed that too. Actually, we usually referr to "Taco Shell" around here. Gee, I hope I don't have to explain that...

In any case you SOFT TACOISTS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF TOBASCO, by the ONE TRUE GTITS and his only son Cheesus of Nacho-reth!
 
kourama said:
In any case you SOFT TACOISTS WILL BE THROWN INTO THE LAKE OF TOBASCO, by the ONE TRUE GTITS and his only son Cheesus of Nacho-reth!
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See what I mean when I say that Cruncy Tacoists are too hard edged?

The GTITS is all about love, kindness, and inexpensive spicy goodness regardless of the type of Tacoist you might be. You A-Tacoists can burn in Tex-Mex.

Upchurch
 
You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!
 
c4ts said:
You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!
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Are you of the Orthodox Church of Egg Rolls or Reformed Church of Egg Rolls?
 
c4ts said:
You're all wrong. Not tacos, egg rolls! EGG ROLLS ARE THE ANSWER! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU! EGG ROLLS WILL PROTECT YOU FROM THE TERRIBLE SECRET OF SPACE!
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Heathen! Leave now he who has been tempted by the sweet sauce! Everybody knows that only wicked men eat egg rolls. We all know that even if he presented himself as a Tacoist, Hitler secretly ate egg rolls.

May your soul burn forever in the lake of tobasco in Tex-mex!
 
Javalar said:
We all know that even if he presented himself as a Tacoist,
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Like Tex-Mex, he did! No sane person would believe Hitler was a Tacoist. He only used taco's to woo the masses. He never claimed to be a Tacoist, you revisionist!
 
zakur said:
Are you of the Orthodox Church of Egg Rolls or Reformed Church of Egg Rolls?
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Orthodox, of course. When will those Reformed heathens ever learn? One cannot eat tacos and egg rolls at the same time! Does it not say in the Chinese Talmud Menu, "Egg Roll ................ $2.00"?
 
UserGoogol said:
You fools. The one true faith is pie. As it happens, I have prepared an example of the glories of pieism in website form.

http://griffinfuhrer.tripod.com/eatpie.html
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Of course I tolerate your pie-worshipping antics. After all, what is the pie but a westernized version of the egg roll? It seems I am not the only one who says that egg rolls are the answer, and therefore egg rolls are the answer!
 
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