I wanted a taco last night.

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Does anyone here speak Japanese? I think the Japanese word for 'octopus' is pronounced 'taco', so it might be possible to have a taco taco.
 
arcticpenguin said:
Does anyone here speak Japanese? I think the Japanese word for 'octopus' is pronounced 'taco', so it might be possible to have a taco taco.
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Tell me, what does that really mean, other than that you will go to the other Chinese Restauraunt in the Great Beyond for not eating Egg Rolls on Earth, and committing double blasphemy with Japanese efficiency?!

Eat the Roll of Eggu or bukkoroshite yaru zo!!!
 
Actualy the Japanese word for octopus is usualy transliterated as "tako". Thus a "tako taco", which is a common joke where I come from (for no good reason actualy).

And a taco tako would be terribly chewy, stick to sushi, or unagi tacos!

But serouisly folks, do you think that you could honestly escape the wrath of the gods simply by apealing to them with bean and meat filling wrapped in an easily shatted shell of corn? Pah, the chosen ones prefer to eat their food still twitching.
 
I think I might just convert and become a $andwichologist. Read the Cookbook of Dietetics by L. Bran Cupboard, and free your mint!

By the way, I hear the Granolians have found a way to make a whole tray full of IDENTICAL cookies. Unfortunately, they aren't releasing any secrets, and no one is allowed to validate it.
 
My grandmother always shops at a surplus-store, you know the kind. She's a stale-crusty-taco'an. It's scary. Never eat anything at her house if it doesn't have a date on it.


Personally, I'm a Reese's Cupian. Eat peanut butter and die!
 
smegalicious said:
My grandmother always shops at a surplus-store, you know the kind. She's a stale-crusty-taco'an. It's scary. Never eat anything at her house if it doesn't have a date on it.


Personally, I'm a Reese's Cupian. Eat peanut butter and die!
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I remember the commercials for reese's peanut butter cups in the 70's that did cheap star-wars rip offs. I also remember the first time I had one. I opened the package and then thought "Oh, OK. This is the chocolate part." SO I went to the cupboard to get my own peanut butter.

Ahhh, memories.

I sorta prefer less sweet candy bars. My current fav is "Eat More". Yummy.
 
Where does one go to take Tacoist instruction? All this proselytizing has made me ...er...hunger for the truth...and though Taco Hell makes flavorless, caulk-filled .59 tacos, is it a sin to consume them in mass quantities because they are cheap and better than the cult of McBurger? And, please tell me, where do the holy Margaritas fit in? There's a beverage I could possibly worship, as long as I didn't have to do...stuff.
 
smegalicious said:
My grandmother always shops at a surplus-store, you know the kind. She's a stale-crusty-taco'an. It's scary. Never eat anything at her house if it doesn't have a date on it.


Personally, I'm a Reese's Cupian. Eat peanut butter and die!
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There may be no wrong way to eat a Reese's, but you're already eating the wrong thing if you're not eating egg rolls! You will die. Die and go to Hell! HELL FOR THE FOOLISH TACOISTS I SAY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
 
...which brings up the question, what if you worship both egg rolls and the holy taco? Does Chinese Hot Mustard not burn as bad as really good salsa?
 
WOW ... it's just like being over in the Banter section. :eek:

Do you think that the Back Street boys are a better band than N'Sync??? :confused:
 
Franko said:
WOW ... it's just like being over in the Banter section. :eek:

Do you think that the Back Street boys are a better band than N'Sync??? :confused:
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I really wish people would stay on topic :mad:

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Wussies.

REAL TACOISTS put HABANERO sauce on their REAL TACOS, made with CORN tortillas. And the meat must be shredded, either beef, chicken or pork, but NEVER hamburger! Tomatoes are permissible if you're serving sissies or little kids, or (shudder!) Easterners.

Burritos: If you can get both your hands around it, it's not a burrito.

Sheesh! I'm stuck hanging with a bunch of anarchic, heathen, BLASPHEMERS!
 
Roadtoad said:
Wussies.

REAL TACOISTS put HABANERO sauce on their REAL TACOS, made with CORN tortillas. And the meat must be shredded, either beef, chicken or pork, but NEVER hamburger! Tomatoes are permissible if you're serving sissies or little kids, or (shudder!) Easterners.

Burritos: If you can get both your hands around it, it's not a burrito.

Sheesh! I'm stuck hanging with a bunch of anarchic, heathen, BLASPHEMERS!
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Luxury!

When I was a lad we'd get up at 3:30 in the morning, half an hour before we went to bed. Drink a half-cup of HABINERO sauce, put a drop of tobasco in each eye, and chilli pepper up our bums. We'd walk 40 miles to the pepper mill (uphill both ways), work 25 hours for no pay, and when we got home, our father would drown us in pure capsaicin, and dance about on our graves!

You tell the kids of today that, and they won't believe ya!
 
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