I wanted a taco last night.

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Tricky said:
What about fajitas? (A lesser symbol of Tacoism). I have tried to explain that "fajita" literally means "flank steak", therefore there can be no such thing as "shrimp fajitas". Or at least they would have to be very small.
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Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, Tricky, but aren't they made with flour tortillas?
 
Roadtoad said:


Uh, correct me if I'm wrong, Tricky, but aren't they made with flour tortillas?
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This is one of those "gray areas" of tacoism. My sect believes that the fajitas are the meat, while others claim it only becomes a fajita when wrapped in a flour tortilla. Personally, when I eat fajitas, I eat the meat separately from the tortilla. I realize I could be burned at the steak for saying such a thing, but you don't know who I am. Ha ha ha ha...
 
GTITS 3:11 And he with the stinky pun shall perish in a sea of recycled beans.
 
Cheating

This one was actually still on the first page but it was keeping some of those others from the bottom.

Can't have that.

btw now I want a taco again

Graham
 
Tricky said:
What about fajitas? (A lesser symbol of Tacoism). I have tried to explain that "fajita" literally means "flank steak", therefore there can be no such thing as "shrimp fajitas". Or at least they would have to be very small.
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Fajitas are a gray area, while not true tacos they have many of the symbols of tacoism (Tortilla, sliced beef and not ground, salsa, and the possible introduction of guacamole or sour cream) they are, as you said, a LESSER symbol of tacoism and can be used as an occasional replacment or augmentation to tacos similarly to beef enchiladas or a chimichanga. But, true tacoism requires that the taco is central to all.
 
Dragonrock said:


Fajitas are a gray area, while not true tacos they have many of the symbols of tacoism (Tortilla, sliced beef and not ground, salsa, and the possible introduction of guacamole or sour cream) they are, as you said, a LESSER symbol of tacoism and can be used as an occasional replacment or augmentation to tacos similarly to beef enchiladas or a chimichanga. But, true tacoism requires that the taco is central to all.
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On one area we agree: GROUND meat is HERESY!
 
Tricky said:


...as is SHREDDED.
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Tricky,

I always knew you were an a-tacoist. You claim to know of the GTITS but it is obvious you've never even read the ATR. I am sorry that such simple concepts are beyond you.

Can you explain this simple concept?

the GTITS wrote the ATR
the ATR describes the OTI
the OTI fills the Taco
you eat the Taco
the Taco gets dumped in the toilet
you flush the toilet
the toilet.. um...I lost my place...
 
This week I've got a big pot of chili . I made it with cubed beef, not ground. And I'm eating it with garlic bread.
 
Haven't you people heard of the food chain? It's so simple:

Plankton is eaten by microbe is eaten by bigger microbe is eaten by worm is eaten by fish is eaten by mongoose is eaten by small child is eaten by bloodthirsty monkey tribe is eaten by tiger is eaten by lion is eaten by elephant is eaten by British imperialist is eaten by mutant cannibal vine is eaten by A-Theist is eaten by really big atom is eaten by TLOP is eaten by taco is eaten by egg roll is eaten by man is eaten by woman is eaten by Cthulhu!!
 
I had a veggie rice bowl for lunch at the Taqueria.

No meat. No tortilla. No cheese.
 
evildave said:
I had a veggie rice bowl for lunch at the Taqueria.

No meat. No tortilla. No cheese.
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Just as other religions do not require you to go to church every day, Tacoism does not require you to eat tacos at every meal. It only requires that you hold in your heart that tacos are the greatest of foods. You must hold the taco supreme.
 
No Inventory! No Prices! No business!

How can we afford it?

Volume!
 
evildave said:
No Inventory! No Prices! No business!

How can we afford it?

Volume!
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I'd love to attend THAT going out of business sale! The prices would be insane!
 
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