I am the first in the world

[The Man]

Watt? With great power comes great current squared times resistance.

Are you charging me with inducing an impedance to the conduction of a less reactive attenuation of insulated potentials? What The Farad? I’m phased by your capacitance for the permittivity of your own ohmnipotence.

 

[Loss Leader]

I AM THE FIRST TO WRITE THIS FUNCTION!

f(x) = [something completely made up] + [some complex math]

where x = the set of all nonsense that needs to look true

 

[MattusMaximus]

Oh goody, another physics crank

 

[alfa1]

Read at least a book about chakras...

 

[AdMan]

Read at least a book about chakras...

Read at least a few threads in this forum about what most skeptics think of chakras.

ETA- Hint: try the search function.

 

[ben m]

Read at least a book about chakras...

Read this one! I just wrote it. It is more accurate than Alfa1's books.

A FREE EBOOK ABOUT CHAKRAS

Chapter 1: Chakras

Chakras do not exist.

Chapter 2: The Importance of Chakras

Some people once thought chakras existed. Some probably still do. They are wrong, chakras don't exist.

Chapter 3: A History of Chakra-Related Beliefs, for Historico-Cultural Interest Only

(Chapter 3 appears to be cut-and-pasted from Wikipedia and can be found there in its entirety. -Eds.)

THE END.

 

[alfa1]

How many bodies do you have?

 

[AdMan]

How many bodies do you have?

In my basement? Who told you that?? It's a vile lie!

 

[The Man]

How many bodies do you have?

Have now or have I had?

When working, at least one other than myself. Up to four or five on weekdays. Why, do you need us to help you move or something like that?

 

[dio]

How many bodies do you have?

You mean, like, the whole forum?

 

[quixotecoyote]

How many bodies do you have?

With deeds, or just de facto?

 

[The Man]

Alfa1, as a “wave” with a “wave function” what happens to you or your ‘functionality’ when you encounter someone else 180 degrees out of phase with you? This thread should give you a clue.

 

[Wrathernaut]

I am the first in the world who wrote a link between science and spirituality.
The most important question: Who am I?
I found the answer:
I am a WAVE and the wave function is:
|ψ> = c1|Φ1> + c2|Φ2> + c3|Φ3> + c4|Φ4> + c5|Φ5> + c6|Φ6> + c7|Φ7>
are 7 states |Φi > because are 7 major chakras or energy centers.

I have solved your equation of who you are.

By subsituting the following symbols for each of the 7 chakras:
U, R, I, D, 1, 0, T the solution is obvious.

 

[arthwollipot]

Just a quick note to let you know that I'm watching this thread. Some responses so far have been approaching uncivil or offtopic. Please remember your Membership Agreement while continuing to enjoy the extremely interesting and challenging discussion.

Posted By: arthwollipot

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

I am a WAVE and the wave function is:

OK. That is actually the Wave2 (W2) function.

 

[alfa1]

When you will die for sure you will realize that you have another body!
Read about OBE!

 

[Jack by the hedge]

When you will die for sure you will realize that you have another body!

Always handy to keep a spare.

 

[DevilsAdvocate]

When you will die for sure you will realize that you have another body!

I'm not going to die for sure. My will requires that my body be placed in a box before death and continue to perpetuate in a quantum dead/non-dead state forever! I'll have two bodies: dead and non-dead!

Read about OBE!

I’ve already read about OBE! Read about OBE!

 

[Rincewind]

well I for one am disappointed.

I saw the word "quantum" in the tag and though it must be true.



Apparently not...

 

[Giggywig]

When you will die for sure you will realize that you have another body!

Talk about untestable claims.

Read about OBE!

Order of the British Empire?