jerrywayne
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Bigfoots confuse me.
They are known to be super elusive, yet when you do catch one on camera like Patterson or Freeman, they move with all the agility of a septuagenarian mall walker.
Bigfoots are extremely shy of human contact, except of course when bigfoot “researchers” head into the field looking for them. Then they’re prone to visiting campfires at night, tossing random items into campsites, snapping full grown trees in half as warning displays, etc.
I think we can actually write off the idea that they can detect cameras now though, what with all the imagery floating around. It’s actually much more sophisticated than that. They can actually detect cameras with malfunctioning auto-focus mechanisms and FLIRs with faulty record buttons.
Right on. Especially about the Freeman video. In broad daylight, with Freeman huffing and puffing only a few yards away, his sasquatch looked like Orson Welles in a fur coat looking for daisies to pick.