Well, he didn't get medical attention until well after the event, so perhaps the police report was made prior to the hospital visit?
Speaking of "ninjas"![]()
That's not what the local police say, as I earlier quoted. They said that they are absolutely certain that the attackers (should they exist, although they didn't equivocate) must be present in the video footage of one or more of the thousands of cameras in the area. There is no way they can avoid it.
Yeah, the hilited is my issue. Loitering in sub sub freezing temps at 2AM is no picnic, and not seen entering the blind spot or leaving. Getting a little Ocean's Eleven for me, considering we are talking about a couple hillbilly racist types.
It's much harder to do damage with just your hands when attackers and victim are dressed for 4 degrees F and windy...
It's much harder to do damage with just your hands when attackers and victim are dressed for 4 degrees F and windy...
Very good. And once we eliminate the impossible, what remains...
What's the significance of that?
That would be why, if he had broken ribs, it's not mentioned in the released police report.
FTFY.![]()
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The reason broken ribs aren't mentioned in the police report is that he had no broken ribs.
If this was a planned attack it is not entirely implausible.
This all pre-supposes a degree of planning, of course, but not one so complicated that it would take a Bond Villain to pull it off.
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The reason broken ribs aren't mentioned in the police report is that he had no broken ribs.
No report of bruised ribs either, which he claims to have.
ETA: in fact, the PD report describes his injuries as “minor”.
If it's a planned attack, what is the motive?
Note that, according to him they said, "Hey, aren't you . . . etc."
Not, "Hey Jussie ..."
They didn't take his wallet, so not a robbery.
Sounds like a lot of trouble to go through for something that seems so random.
"Let's put a piece of rope around his neck and throw some bleach on him."
Because?? What exactly do these attackers stand to gain from this? Makes no sense.
Also, it seems pretty close to Bond villain level planning.
If it's a planned attack, what is the motive?
Note that, according to him they said, "Hey, aren't you . . . etc."
Not, "Hey Jussie ..."
They didn't take his wallet, so not a robbery. Sounds like a lot of trouble to go through for something that seems so random.
"Let's put a piece of rope around his neck and throw some bleach on him."
Because?? What exactly do these attackers stand to gain from this? Makes no sense.
Also, it seems pretty close to Bond villain level planning.
In the report, the first thing they said was "Empire", so they already knew who he was before they attacked him.
Too bad... It would have made a great setup for a limerick.
An initial incident report, released by the Chicago Police Department on Monday, revealed that a 60-year-old friend of Smollett called the police on his behalf and said the actor "did not want to report offense however he believed it to be in the best interest to."
They used their hands, feet, and teeth as weapons in the assault, according to the report.
It doesn't actually say that, it says that 'Empire ***** *****" was reported verbatim. It doesn't say there were no words before or after. According to the initial reporting those words were prefixed by "Aren't you that..."