Probably being ambushed by a cake.
Has Boris gone yet?
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Probably being ambushed by a cake.
Given the weather, hiding in a fridge would be a sensible option.
Filippo Lippi
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Only if we can tip it on to its door (see Outlaws)
I still have a dread of fridges thanks to the government's "public education" films of the 1970s. Apparently once in one you will always die!
Listened to that and when it said "to a child it is a castle, a caravan...." I thought and these days to an adult it is a one room self contained flat for £2000 a month, bills not included.
Carrot Flower King
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Farnborough Air Show, wasn't it?
The man who was so keen to stay in Downing Street as care taker PM cannot be bothered to do any leading and governing...
Douglas Adams had him pinned years ago with Zaphod Beeblebrox' role.
The man who was so keen to stay in Downing Street as care taker PM cannot be bothered to do any leading and governing...
Douglas Adams had him pinned years ago with Zaphod Beeblebrox' role.
Filippo Lippi
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Keir Starmer: “This is not the summer for Downing Street to be occupied by a vengeful squatter mired in scandal.”
Boris Johnson:“The Leader of the Opposition and the deep state will prevail in its plot to haul us back into alignment with the EU as a prelude to our alignment to our eventual return.” Trumpism
Boris Johnson:“The Leader of the Opposition and the deep state will prevail in its plot to haul us back into alignment with the EU as a prelude to our alignment to our eventual return.” Trumpism
Mojo
Mostly harmless
Posted on the UK politics thread a couple of days ago:
https://www.theguardian.com/comment...nic-cummings-boris-johnson-terrified-sack-him
That was back when they tried to scare kids into not going swimming in quarries, and going on railway tracks:
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commandlinegamer
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Yes, for now.
Lothian
should be banned
Are you sure he is not just lying in a ditch pretending to be dead?
I know he will be lying somewhere.