Gaze into my eyes, JREF!

Zep said:
He gets paid ($10 x 200 = $2000) per hour to just stare at people and say bugger all. 20 sessions per week = $40,000, roughly $1.6 million per year.

Nice work if you can get it!
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good lord id do that ..come ans
d stare at me
ill even turn my eyes white now and again,for added excitement
 
Anyone else think he looks like a long-haired version of Latka?

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And I wonder what he's thinking as he stares out at the faces in these crowds of mostly women....

"Nope.. nope... nope... I'd hit that... nope.. no freaking way... yup... dat one... nope.. nope... nuh-uh... Mamma Mia looka the bazoombas on dat one... nope... nope... Jeebus, don't smile... nope... nope... think sad thoughts... nope... well hello Dolly... ugh... nope... nope...ten bucks, ten bucks, ten bucks... nope... eh, maybe... nope... Sweet Mother of Mary, dat one looks a bit nippy, she must be really cold... should I wink... nope... nope... ten bucks.."

RayG
 
When he can clear out Brenner's or St. Jude's, I'll be a believer. (That goes for all healers, BTW.)

I think he looks like the next villain in the James Bond series. Or the singer for a Journey tribute band.

;)
 
Sideroxylon said:
I understand from one of the videos that he doesn't talk much about what he is doing or write books. It is a good strategy as it means he and his powers can be almost anything to anyone. People of various flavours of faith ideas would find it hard to find a point of disagreement.
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OTOH, fundamentalist xtians might have a problem with Braco; I mean, we all know how they feel about gaze. :aaa!

And now it's time for :cztrance:

Braco -- A Google Image Search Appreciation (by blobru -- who obviously needs a better hobby) :czunibrow:

Braco gazes at a leaf
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Braco sits on a rock and... gazes
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Braco enjoys an espresso while... gazing
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Braco gazes at the floor:
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"Dis farkin' maluk... gets me more tail than Clooney!"
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Braco, worn out from a hard day's gazing, puts on a pink shirt and goes out to the desert, where he can just... just BE... (y'know)
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Braco gazes out to sea ---
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Is that someone's severed...?
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Braco leans on a log and... ... ... gazes... ... ... (*sigh*)... ... ...
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Like a lot of Croatian studs coming of age in the 90s, Braco went through a pronounced Bruno Kirby phase:
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Braco is a radiant vision in white, standing atop a cement block and making with teh gaze:
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"Oh, this was totally worth ten bucks, eh Marjorie?" "(Wouldn't've missed it for the world...)"
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Googling, this poster discovers the german short-haired pointer in spanish is "el braco aleman", a breed which can gaze with the best of 'em:
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Also MCBraco, a little down that his single, "Gaze Me, Bitches, Uh-huh (do it like that)", isn't getting more play...
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I thought that "Kosmodisk" came from Croatia,but realized it's Serbia..sorry folks,I thought there might have been a tie-in somewhere between gazing woo and bracing woo..:D
 
A bit of a thread necro, but he's still at it. Here's his website, for the interested/amused. There you can purchase his video "Invisible Hug" for the low price of $20.

Ug, this guy is in my town right now, charging 200 people $8 a head. They're apparently renting a chair for an hour, during which he is guaranteed to come in the room and gaze at them for at least 5 minutes without saying a word. $1600 for the ability to not burst out laughing at a room full of suckers being taken advantage of. There were apparently people who stayed for the entire day (no idea how long that was) so that they could be gazed at repeatedly, paying by the hour of course.
 
jasonpatterson said:
A bit of a thread necro, but he's still at it. Here's his website, for the interested/amused. There you can purchase his video "Invisible Hug" for the low price of $20.

Ug, this guy is in my town right now, charging 200 people $8 a head. They're apparently renting a chair for an hour, during which he is guaranteed to come in the room and gaze at them for at least 5 minutes without saying a word. $1600 for the ability to not burst out laughing at a room full of suckers being taken advantage of. There were apparently people who stayed for the entire day (no idea how long that was) so that they could be gazed at repeatedly, paying by the hour of course.
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Yeah, what a scam. Probably pulls easy roots as well.
 
He looks strangely like the hypnotist from Little Britain: "look into my eyes, not around the eyes, into my eyes!"
 
This has got to be the best psychic power ever. Why even go to the trouble of learning how to cold-read when you can just gaze? Why waste money on tarot cards, crystal balls, or crucifixes!?! Low overhead, high return. If anything, Braco is simply amazing for coming up with such a lucrative, low-effort scam. I'm certainly impressed.
 
So remember people, the next time some weirdo's staring at you and trying to take your money, it's a healing and not a mugging.

I'm not sure if that only applies once he's graduated past his Goodfellas look, complete with gold chain, open shirt and plentiful chest hair, and gone onto his dubious '80s soft rock look, though.
 
I've heard about this guy through the Howard Stern show.

Robin Quivers (who evidently buys her woo in wholesale quantities) went to one of his appearances and buys the hype - everybody else that heard her tell the story gave her a dose of reality in the funniest possible way.

It was very entertaining to listen to, but the fact is that this guy has ********ted his way into serious money on one of the most unbelievable scams ever.
 
I went to a Braco gazing in NJ recently. The energy that he is channeling is very real. I purchased the DVD entitled the Golden Bridge. It records Braco's voice which transmits this high frequency energy. My cat rec'd a healing in the fact that she hasn't vomited in 4 days. I played The Voice section over and over again since this past Thursday.. My cat usually throws up at least once or twice a day (she's 16 w/ stomach issues). She hasn't thrown up in 4 days. And she gained weight!
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I am going to play this video for my cat.


Seriously how *********** stupid are people?
 
He's in one of the episodes for Man Vs weird for channel 4 in the uk. There's 4 episodes and I think he's in the last one if I remember right.
 
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