February Stundie nominations

Firestone said:
From an antivax-thread on a Belgian Forum (http://forum.politics.be/showpost.php?p=5273748&postcount=24):



My translation:

I hope you know that most people die because of doctors. According to statistics you have 1000x more probability to die in an hospital, than being killed by a meteorite, and in that alternative medicine stands with 0.001% (by way of talking, I don't know the exact figures by heart, but can look them up)
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You mean people are more likely to die in a place where people go when they have severe health problems than you are to die due to a piece of rock from outer space killing you? Count me as shocked!
 
According to statistics you have 1000x more probability to die in an hospital, than being killed by a meteorite
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So if I ever have another Heart Attack, instead of going back into hospital, I will just go and lay on the front lawn, and hope I do not get hit by a Meteorite.

I'll give that one some thought...uuummm...no!

Norm
 
In other news, you're more likely to be involved in an accident while driving your car than you are to be involved in an accident while walking in the forest.
 
A Laughing Baby said:
In other news, you're more likely to be involved in an accident while driving your car than you are to be involved in an accident while walking in the forest.
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Sure, that's what big timber wants us to believe. You disinfo agent!
 
fromdownunder said:
So if I ever have another Heart Attack, instead of going back into hospital, I will just go and lay on the front lawn, and hope I do not get hit by a Meteorite.

I'll give that one some thought...uuummm...no!

Norm
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If you ever have another heart attack, immediately launch yourself into space.
 
Strangely I'm a 1000x's more likely to walk out of a supermarket with groceries than an autoparts store.
 
Here's one from the Icke Forums.

manonthemoon said:
I believe there are actually two, identical moons that rotate the earth, one exactly opposite the other. The Moon actually orbits at half the speed we think it is and is closer than we believe. That is why we get TWO TIDES per day and not just the one we would get if there were just one moon.

http://blogs.nationalgeographic.com/blogs/news/breakingorbit/2009/01/could-earth-have-two-moons.html

There is actually one real moon (that the astronauts landed on) and a fake spaceship moon, positioned at exactly the opposite side of the earth. That is why we never see two moons at once.

http://www.google.co.uk/search?client=safari&rls=en&q=The+spaceship+moon+theory&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&redir_esc=&ei=7pk5TYnuL5CJhQfj84DICg
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fromdownunder said:
So if I ever have another Heart Attack, instead of going back into hospital, I will just go and lay on the front lawn, and hope I do not get hit by a Meteorite.

I'll give that one some thought...uuummm...no!

Norm
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Great...now I have an image of John Cleese lying there, accepting his fate, staring into thesk with sense of peace and...OH BLOODY HELL!!
 
I nominate the following post for Stundie award:

Originally Posted by Toontown
Why do I need any evidence? Chomsky didn't need any
 
i expose the zionist war machine propaganda and its covert operations to forum readers around the world. remember the BP oil spill? or the eartgquakes in Haiti and Chile? how about the "trapped" miners??

well heres a new one, the zionist are also responsible for the brutal winter in the United States and flooding from Australia to Brazil. Wake up people, we are being run over hand over fist with no lubrication. Palestinian children are dying, Rice is in short supply in Indonesia and Vietnam.. its all related to the zionist military complex.
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http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showpost.php?p=6843582&postcount=44
 
I formally nominate this post, for a Stundie award.

Originally Posted by dvictr
i expose the zionist war machine propaganda and its covert operations to forum readers around the world. remember the BP oil spill? or the eartgquakes in Haiti and Chile? how about the "trapped" miners??

well heres a new one, the zionist are also responsible for the brutal winter in the United States and flooding from Australia to Brazil. Wake up people, we are being run over hand over fist with no lubrication. Palestinian children are dying, Rice is in short supply in Indonesia and Vietnam.. its all related to the zionist military complex.


:p
 
dvictr said:
im not sure what a stundio is.. but its a well written paragraph and needs more exposure
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Nominated for a Stundie.

dvictr, the Stundies are nominated each month for the stupidest most whacky, insane and/or pathetic conspiracy theory posts that can be found. Congratulations - you just outed yourself.

Norm
 
A Laughing Baby said:
Did you just nominate yourself for a stundie?
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Obvious Troll is Obvious.



Thunder said:
I formally nominate this post, for a Stundie award.

Originally Posted by dvictr [qimg]http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/helloworld2/buttons/viewpost.gif[/qimg]
i expose the zionist war machine propaganda and its covert operations to forum readers around the world. remember the BP oil spill? or the eartgquakes in Haiti and Chile? how about the "trapped" miners??

well heres a new one, the zionist are also responsible for the brutal winter in the United States and flooding from Australia to Brazil. Wake up people, we are being run over hand over fist with no lubrication. Palestinian children are dying, Rice is in short supply in Indonesia and Vietnam.. its all related to the zionist military complex.


:p
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Well, okay, maybe not to everyone....

 
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