But, sadly, the Stundie nomination falls, bent with age. This is a quote from Jim Hoffman's infamous piece of stupidity from June 2003, since rewritten three times to correct the more obvious errors. The last complete draft, version 3.1, is at
http://911research.wtc7.net/papers/dustvolume/volumev3_1.html. Having reached some of the less obvious inconsistencies, Hoffman has been trying unsuccessfully since January 2004 to produce a version 4.0 of this argument that makes sense. Sadly, he is as yet unable to account for the fact that not only were people exposed to the dust cloud created by the collapses not immediately burned to death by air temperatures of over 700ºC, but also that the 2 million litres of water required for his plan B theory exists only in the dark recesses of his diseased imagination. I see that, even seven years later, some of the slow readers in the truth movement haven't quite got the message.
Still, quoting a paper in 2011 that was, effectively, given up on as a bad job in 2004, is itself worthy of some kind of award for stupidity. It's a bit difficult to know how to encapsulate that in sufficiently pithy form for a true Stundie, though.
Dave