Re: Re: Re: Re: Europe is not a nation!
Dorian Gray said:
So your argument is basically "No it isn't"? Did you watch a Monty Python sketch recently?
Well it is hard to give a better reason why Europe isn't a nation then the simple fact it doesn;t have any of the defining qualities of a nation!
With apologies:
C: 'Ello, Miss?
Owner: What do you mean "miss"?
C: I'm sorry, I have a cold. I wish to make a complaint!
O: We're closin' for lunch.
C: Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this Nation what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
O: Oh yes, the, uh, the Europe...What's,uh...What's wrong with it?
C: I'll tell you what's wrong with it, my lad. 'E's not a Nation, that's what's wrong with it!
O: No, no, 'e's uh,...it’s becoming one.
C: Look, matey, I know a Nation when I see one, and I'm not looking at one right now.
O: No no he's is a Nation, just not yet'! Remarkable Nation, Europe, has nothing in common with any other Nation! Beautiful countryside tho’!
C: The countryside don't enter into it. It's not a Nation.
O: Nononono, no, no! 'E's soon will be a nation!
C: All right then, if he'll soon be a nation', I'll check to find out!
(shouting at the continent)
'Ello, Mister Europe the Nation! I've got a lovely fresh foreign policy for you...(owner hits the cage)
O: There, see he looked!
C: No, he didn't, that was you hitting the continent!
O: I never!!
C: Yes, you did!
O: I never, never did anything...
C: (yelling and hitting the cage repeatedly) 'ELLO EUROPE!!!!!
C: Now that's what I call not a Nation!.