Old Bob, it was because of claims like yours that The Million Dollar Challenge was created. It's basically a strong "put up or shut up" statement. It asks the claimant to demonstrate his claim under the fairest conditions possible, where fraud and delusions are ruled out.
It doesn't matter who knows the most about dowsing. Maybe you do, maybe not. Let's find out. Put up or shut up.
If it can be demonstrated, not only will the claimant have shown a doubtful principle to be true (at least once) and made a million people happy, but he will get a million dollars as a bonus. Forget the money, throw it away, gamble it in Vegas, give it to charity, give it back to JREF, send it to me, your choice. Just do it for the principle and the boasting rights. Your name will be in headlines world-wide.
If you don't apply for the Challenge, you have nothing but a crazy fantasy and we have the right to call you on it. Can you say "coward"? So put up or shut up, Dude.