December Stundie Nominations

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

i'd be willing to bet the spaghetti structure would not stand up under it's own weight. Hey - there's a reason we don't use pasta as a structural framing material, ya know.

Momma Mia, that's a spicey meatball! LOL!

 

[Grizzly Bear]

I'd be willing to bet the spaghetti structure would not stand up under it's own weight. Hey - there's a reason we don't use pasta as a structural framing material, ya know.

Spaghetti is known for the shrapnel it ejects when the columns of dried noodles buckle. Remember that next time you're inside a building made of spaghetti

 

[Cl1mh4224rd]

I'd be willing to bet the spaghetti structure would not stand up under it's own weight. Hey - there's a reason we don't use pasta as a structural framing material, ya know.

Actually, one of the projects in my high school physics class was to build a structure out of pasta (and it had to be below a certain weight). We then set weights on it until it gave out. You might be surprised how much weight a well-built pasta structure can support.

But they're hardly accurate models of true structures.

And, yeah... those things made quite a mess when they gave out.

 

[triforcharity]

<~~~ Goes to Publix to pick up a bunch of pasta, and some string.

 

[TjW]

This would probably be the closest bill smith has ever come to using the old noodle.

 

[defaultdotxbe]

a line so amusing in its unintentional irony that it should have come from a chevy chase or leslie neilsen movie

When no one else will lead, the people will listen to the loudest idiot. I have every intention, of being that idiot.

http://9-11.meetup.com/282/messages/8595678/


original credit to Dubbi

 

[Orphia Nay]

Yep, that's a keeper, DDX!

 

[triforcharity]

Winner!!!

 

[fitzgibbon]

Winner!!!

And loser at the same time.

Gotta second tri's declaration. That easily trumps anything else (even my thread-starting bardamu nom).

 

[TJM]

Winner!!!

Not so fast! This Just in!

It's because truthers don't believe in miracles.

 

[Grizzly Bear]

When no one else will lead, the people will listen to the loudest idiot. I have every intention, of being that idiot.

It's because truthers don't believe in miracles.

COMPLETA!!!!!

HAH!!!

~EPIC WIN

 

[McHrozni]

Actually, one of the projects in my high school physics class was to build a structure out of pasta (and it had to be below a certain weight). We then set weights on it until it gave out. You might be surprised how much weight a well-built pasta structure can support.

But they're hardly accurate models of true structures.

And, yeah... those things made quite a mess when they gave out.

Having seen a competition between several such projects myself, I can attest to that.

I can also say with considerable certainty that building a mock high rise out of glued pasta wouldn't work nearly as well as building a bridge.

McHrozni

 

[triforcharity]

Im thinking of trying it, and then crashing my little remote controlled airplane, then setting it on fire, and putting it on YouTube. I have some vacation time anyway.....

 

[Toke]

Im thinking of trying it, and then crashing my little remote controlled airplane, then setting it on fire, and putting it on YouTube. I have some vacation time anyway.....

That would cause a bit of a problem for the truth movement.
Youtube evidence (a pasta tower collapsing from RC plane) would lead to a schism between the no planers and the new "a NWO fraction reinforced the towers to avoid/delay collapse" fraction.

 

[IMST]

As per usual, I've got an old one. As per usual, it's very fun:

Speaking of boxed cereals - that stuff is like rat poison - literally! I read of a study done once, in which there were two sets of test rats. One set was fed nothing but boxed cereals. The other group was fed nothing but the BOXES the cereal came in.
All of the cereal-eating rats died first. Yes, the cardboard eating rats outlived the cereal-eating rats!

The heat extrusion process that boxed cereals goes through, turns their ingredients rancid, and makes them toxic - it's like rat poison. Stay away from boxed cereals.

link Starts with paragraph 7.

 

[Peephole]

Not really a stundie nomination, but I have a YouTube channel with two (out of six) videos about conspiracy theories.

And some people are apparantly really annoyed by this:

http://i48.tinypic.com/1679ml4.png

Just something that made me laugh.

Breach of Rule 10 hotlink removed.

Replying to this modbox in thread will be off topic  Posted By: Locknar

 

[Newtons Bit]

Not really a stundie nomination, but I have a YouTube channel with two (out of six) videos about conspiracy theories.

And some people are apparantly really annoyed by this:

[qimg]http://i48.tinypic.com/1679ml4.png[/qimg]

Just something that made me laugh.

I particularly like how they compare you to O'Reilly.

 

[tsig]

Im thinking of trying it, and then crashing my little remote controlled airplane, then setting it on fire, and putting it on YouTube. I have some vacation time anyway.....

There are better ways to spend your time than proving something for nuts.

 

[tsig]

As per usual, I've got an old one. As per usual, it's very fun:




link Starts with paragraph 7.

"
Originally Posted by Candy
Speaking of boxed cereals - that stuff is like rat poison - literally! I read of a study done once, in which there were two sets of test rats. One set was fed nothing but boxed cereals. The other group was fed nothing but the BOXES the cereal came in.
All of the cereal-eating rats died first. Yes, the cardboard eating rats outlived the cereal-eating rats!

The heat extrusion process that boxed cereals goes through, turns their ingredients rancid, and makes them toxic - it's like rat poison. Stay away from boxed cereals."


I keep telling them:

Don't eat the labels.

 

[triforcharity]

What about those cheap brands that come in bags????