December Stundie Nominations

[Horatius]

the really difficult part is for self employed bombs to afford health insurance

Well, to be fair, that pre-existing condition of occasionally flying apart at high velocity is a bit of a deal-breaker.

 

[rwguinn]

Well, to be fair, that pre-existing condition of occasionally flying apart at high velocity is a bit of a deal-breaker.

but they only do it once...
I can see it affecting their Life insurance, but not the health insurance...

 

[Furcifer]

but they only do it once...
I can see it affecting their Life insurance, but not the health insurance...

It's the ones that smoke and have a bad ticker that drive the rates up for the rest of them.

 

[Horatius]

but they only do it once...
I can see it affecting their Life insurance, but not the health insurance...

Well, that's just a function of the actuarial tables. The occasional catastrophic flying apart affects the average health enough to bring down the whole group.


It's all statistics, man!

 

[Klimax]

Bombs the have their own company....

This was an answer from Yahoo Questions asking about the NSA during 9/11:


http://answers.yahoo.com/question/i...fYsl9pcjzKIX;_ylv=3?qid=20091220060651AAggcXD

I don't know if I should laugh or cry at that one? It has to be a translation error right? Or is the US left with unemployed bombs and no money to feel up new buildings
?

the really difficult part is for self employed bombs to afford health insurance

Well, to be fair, that pre-existing condition of occasionally flying apart at high velocity is a bit of a deal-breaker.

but they only do it once...
I can see it affecting their Life insurance, but not the health insurance...

It's the ones that smoke and have a bad ticker that drive the rates up for the rest of them.

Well, that's just a function of the actuarial tables. The occasional catastrophic flying apart affects the average health enough to bring down the whole group.


It's all statistics, man!

Fortunately,it was safe to LOL...

 

[Travis]

"It was just a mind game which was played by the BUSH"

Awesome.

 

[Nick Terry]

I wish to nominate bardamu for the following gem

It seems that the hippie movement was started by US military intelligence to distract young people away from the Vietnam war.

 

[cwalner]

I wish to nominate bardamu for the following gem

I linked to the thread in the hopes that context would make it seem not completely out of touch with reality. I should have known better.

 

[grandmastershek]

"Oh, so now the government arent clever enough to just place explosives inside the building in places that would cause an uncontrolled demolition. You think of them as idiots, but to stage something like this they cant be." (insertcoolwordhere, Youtube)

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ssuAMNas1us

 

[IMST]

"Oh, so now the government arent clever enough to just place explosives inside the building in places that would cause an uncontrolled demolition. You think of them as idiots, but to stage something like this they cant be." (insertcoolwordhere, Youtube)

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ssuAMNas1us

I don't think that argument is so much circular as it is mobius stripped.

 

[fourtoe]

So strange how there were no reports of people in the "cloud" emerging with their skin burnt off...

Not even that! No one would emerge out of a pyroclastic cloud. Look at Pompeii and Saint-Pierre, the latter being a city that lost 30, 000 ppl in a 1902 volcanic eruption.

 

[sylvan8798]

From Solventor on the same youtube video comments (6 months ago):

IT HAS BEGUN! THE TRUTH WILL FINALLY BE PRESSED INTO YOUR LAZY BRAINS!

Hello, this is your Capatin speaking, you are now officially on board of the REVOLUTION. It is goingto be a quick and painfull, but very VERY healing process. Soon we will enjoy free energy from hydrogen cells, soon Ron Paul will be President, because he earns trust and actually really wants the best for the people. Prepare to witness Snowball effect of proportions you couldnt even imagine. A TruthBall so to speak...

http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=ssuAMNas1us&page=4

Gosh darn! Did I miss it? Why didn't you people wake me up? Will I need a new ballgown for the next "TruthBall"? Will they serve crow souffle? Why does president Paul look just like that black dude who was president last I knew? So many questions. So little sanity...

 

[Alareth]

ALL the employees are in on it just to pay the bills ...

In terms of your comment "people working at Merck or Sanofi don't have kids, families, or friends of their own" - they likely do have family and friends; HOWEVER, those "loved ones" may be advised against vaccinating themselves and their children. I once read something written by a former pharma employee that said his children had received saline injections...although their vaccine records were noted for the "mandatory" vaccines.

We've discussed this before - I know Sheldon and I have. But, here - I'll do it again. Pharma employees have families to support. They know we have no social safety net in the U.S. Few are willing to walk away from well-paying jobs, much less become whistle blowers - when poverty may be their only reward. I'm not judging these people - only sharing probable "motivation". People will do lots of questionable (and "bad") things when they are desperate enough.

 

[Horatius]

Now, in the "Completely Missing the Point" category:

If it was falling at "Free-fall" why was the debris falling faster (as seen in the videos)? The argument is pointless.

Maybe the debris was from the upper block, part of which was destroyed before the main destruction front began to move downward.

 

[Orphia Nay]

I think bardamu wants the Stundies to be renamed after him.

 

[Toke]

I think bardamu wants the Stundies to be renamed after him.

He is not the only one, Bill and Heiwa comes to mind.

 

[332nd]

Mind control!!!!

Not really a nom since the whole damn thread is crazy.

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=149721.0;topicseen

 

[Grizzly Bear]

Not really a nom since the whole damn thread is crazy.

http://forum.prisonplanet.com/index.php?topic=149721.0;topicseen

Hey give them credit; at least they have great taste when it comes to chooing the females who round them up for the NWO re-edumacation.

 

[9/11 Chewy Defense]

What about this model for the kids ? I think it's a pretty fair representation. Add your own text


Take 240 long spaghetti sticks to act as as the perimeter columns with an aditional 47 x 4 sticks to represent the stronger core spaced in a rectangle to cover about 60% of the centre of the structure. Then you have 110 x compressed glue and superfine sugar floors made to scale with holes drilled to correspond to the column locations. Then each floor is carefully slid down over the spaghetti columns and glued into position corresponding to the 110 floors of the WTC Towers. Allow to dry. Then anchor the column bases in a solid surface. Allow to dry.

Finally, lift up the top (and lightest) 10% (C) of the model and drop it say 6'' onto the lower 90% (A).

Will C completely destroy A ?

I nominate this post from BS. OMG, that's worth a laugh & a half!

Can be found here: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5445875#post5445875

Post #87

 

[sylvan8798]

I nominate this post from BS. OMG, that's worth a laugh & a half!

Can be found here: http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=5445875#post5445875

Post #87

I'd be willing to bet the spaghetti structure would not stand up under it's own weight. Hey - there's a reason we don't use pasta as a structural framing material, ya know.