December Stundie Nominations

[EvilBiker]

Like to make a nomination in different category

Nominate Elin Nordegen Woods for the Loreana Bobbett award for the golf club beatdown
of her lying cheatin husband Eldrick "Tiger" Woods

Hope she carded the correct number of strokes....

The similarity between Tiger Woods and a baby seal?

- both clubbed on the head by Scandinavians.

 

[Sam.I.Am]

How... How did this thread end up in 9/11 Conspiracy Theories? I could have sworn it started out in Conpiracy Theories...

Darat must have been hitting the booze last night...

I told them in forum management that someone accidentally moved it here.

 

[Klimax]

Darat must have been hitting the booze last night...

I told them in forum management that someone accidentally moved it here.

I reported it. It has been moved back!

 

[triforcharity]

Soory, that's my fault. I was testing my new transmorgifyer, and this tread got moved on accident. I gotta get this damn thing fixed.

 

[Sword_Of_Truth]

Galileo stretches twoofer logic to a new extreme:

Atta was not a terrorist, he was a Christian. Please see alleged overt act # 67.

The point from the article Galileo refers to: 67. On or about December 11, 2000, Mohamed Atta (AA #11) ordered flight deck videos for the Boeing 767 Model 300ER and the Airbus A320-200 from Sporty’s Pilot Shop in Batavia, Ohio.

OK, I will bite. How the #^$% did you come up with Atta being a Christian?

He ordered a package just in time for Christmas. A real Muslim would not do this.

 

[sylvan8798]

Ya know, if you have to stretch that far to make your case, than your case must be getting pretty damn thin.

 

[carlitos]

I have read a lot of bad reasoning here, but "Atta ordered flight deck videos on Dec. 11" = "Atta is a Christian" is possibly the dumbest.

I am watching football on a Sunday. Does that make me Jewish?

 

[twinstead]

I am watching football on a Sunday. Does that make me Jewish?

Oy vey!

 

[philkensebben]

Not sure if this qualifies but i'll throw it out there anyway, its a good laugh even if its not.

psychicuk is trying to sell his 'ghost box' and gives us some handy tips on how to talk to a radio
post 55
http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=5410840#post5410840

 

[defaultdotxbe]

I am watching football on a Sunday. Does that make me Jewish?

only if you dont watch football on saturdays

 

[cwalner]

I am watching football on a Sunday. Does that make me Jewish?

Depends on what you mean by football. If you are referring to the free market American sport, than no. If you are referring to that commie European sport, than yes.

 

[carlitos]

I knew it. I like lox and matzo, too.

 

[cwalner]

I knew it. I like lox and matzo, too.

bah, that's mainstream now. prove to me that you can stomach Gefilte Fish, then I will believe you are truly Jewish.

 

[Horatius]

Glorify your own ignorance:

When the debunkers run out of bogus arguments, their last resort is to tell their opponent he doesn't understand the issue or he's missing the point. It's a good sign and I'm pleased to say I get it all the time.

All the more poetic when you see that he then recommends a couple of "reasonable" sites to visit....

Mobertermy, if you want see how reasonable people deal with these issues, try these sites:

http://www.ae911truth.org/

http://heiwaco.tripod.com/nist.htm

 

[Elizabeth I]

I am watching football on a Sunday. Does that make me Jewish?

I dunno - were you watching the Cowboys? Then it wasn't football.

 

[carlitos]

Mrs. Carlito is a huge Cowboys fan. It wasn't so fun.

Horatius, thanks for that quote; I have bardamu on ignore so missed it. Laughable.

 

[TJM]

No words.

Seeing as Moussaoui was charged with conspiracy I don't see how anyone can say the official story wasnt't a conspiracy. (Also, if you read some FBI documents they refer to the terrorists as conspirators).

 

[triforcharity]

DAMN YOU AJM!! DAMN YOU!!!

As soon as I saw that gem, I was speachless!!

 

[Hokulele]

Eight years after the events, you shouldn't need to depend on a limiting case study. There should be enough papers by now that do replicate the collapses.

Yet another CTist demonstrates that they have no clue what limiting a problem means.

 

[dudalb]

I have read a lot of bad reasoning here, but "Atta ordered flight deck videos on Dec. 11" = "Atta is a Christian" is possibly the dumbest.

I am watching football on a Sunday. Does that make me Jewish?

We are having a Early Christmas as far as really,really, dumb Tinfoiler Statments this Holiday season.