December Stundie Nominations

orphia nay said:
I don't think it qualifies as a Stundie exactly, but I just want to share this little gem:

"I amuse myself so easily being poor, I stand and stare at the sky in the chemtrail morning hoping passerby will stop and stare with me when I speak out loud words to the effecct of "ANOTHER FINE SPRAY DAY." Yes of course they do not. Neither look up nor listen."

http://www.freedomcrowsnest.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=82804
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Love it. Smug, arrogant, idiocy, all neatly packaged in one concise paragraph.

Can i second a nomination?
 
Redtail said:
From a grown man who was elected to mayor...
Originally Posted by Mayor Wiseman
"Ok, so, this is total crap, we sit the kids down to watch 'The Charlie Brown Christmas Special' and our muslim president is there, what a load.....try to convince me that wasn't done on purpose.
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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/12/05/politics/main5901552.shtml?tag=stack
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No, it's true. Every time I try to go to church the President personally gets in my way. I'm both honored and annoyed at the same time.

3bodyproblem said:
I'm getting old, but a good dirt clod rivaled any x-box or play station game for sheer pleasure.

The best ones were the ones that you could crush to powder, but still had some body to them if you needed to throw them. Killin' hookers on GTA doesn't compare to crushin a dirt meteor to dust in yer bare hands.
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Good times as a kid. Except for the one with which my friend drilled me upside my head, that turned out to be a big rock with a thin crust of dirt.

...Explains a lot, really.
 
Toke said:
Wrong it is airships, I saw that myself in "The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen".
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And I saw the Arks in "2012".

"League" is one of my least favorite movies. The Alan Moore Graphic Novel was not only raped, the corpse was butchered.
 
dudalb said:
And I saw the Arks in "2012".

"League" is one of my least favorite movies. The Alan Moore Graphic Novel was not only raped, the corpse was butchered.
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Perhaps the 2012 were filmed in the next valley over ?:)

I have not read the league, so the movie was more or less what I expected.
Dune, on the other hand was a mayor disappointment.
 
3bodyproblem said:
I'm getting old, but a good dirt clod rivaled any x-box or play station game for sheer pleasure.

The best ones were the ones that you could crush to powder, but still had some body to them if you needed to throw them. Killin' hookers on GTA doesn't compare to crushin a dirt meteor to dust in yer bare hands.
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I was more of a mud kid, myself. A great sea of gloopy mud with torrential rain coming down. I'd design you a dam and canal system that would sweep away an army of plastic soldiers and artillery with the poke of a stick. Mud asteroids zooming into the action were also good.

er.... :blush: ... anything recent by Szamboti qualifies
 
Horatius said:
I'm not even sure where to start with this one.
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Another voice from the "never, ever throw out a hypothesis or you look weak" crowd. For a group that supposedly really wants another investigation they sure don't know how one works.
 
Donal said:
He doesn't need to know what he's talking about. HE CAN BEAT YOU UP!
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Hah. Clearly the 9/11 Truth Movement's failure is due to the fact they don't just kick everyone's asses before shouting, "9/11 was an inside job!" Because a good, old-fashioned ass-kicking is the only real way to get someone to pay attention to you.

Horatius said:
I'm not even sure where to start with this one.
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It's like he feels knowledge itself is some kind of dogmatic, inflexible belief system; that once you come up with an explanation for something, you have to stick with it forever. (ETA: Geocentric model. Uh oh!)

That's so sad...
 
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Cl1mh4224rd said:
Hah. Clearly the 9/11 Truth Movement's failure is due to the fact they don't just kick everyone's asses before shouting, "9/11 was an inside job!" Because a good, old-fashioned ass-kicking is the only real way to get someone to pay attention to you.
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You know, I almost wish they would start doing that. We all know they'd post the videos on YouTube, and it would be hilarious watching them try to claim they actually won any of those fights.....:D



It's like he feels knowledge itself is some kind of dogmatic, inflexible belief system; that once you come up with an explanation for something, you have to stick with it forever. (ETA: Geocentric model. Uh oh!)

That's so sad...
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I'm not even sure if he's angry at us for discarding hypotheses that have been shown to be nonviable, or at the truthers for not doing that.

Or maybe something completely different.
 
sts60 said:
Good times as a kid. Except for the one with which my friend drilled me upside my head, that turned out to be a big rock with a thin crust of dirt.

...Explains a lot, really.
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Ah, the hazards of urban warfare.

GlennB said:
I was more of a mud kid, myself. A great sea of gloopy mud with torrential rain coming down. I'd design you a dam and canal system that would sweep away an army of plastic soldiers and artillery with the poke of a stick. Mud asteroids zooming into the action were also good.

er.... :blush: ... anything recent by Szamboti qualifies
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The aqueducts, knew them well. The best mud was the stuff you got off the edges of an evaporating puddle. Good quality mud, very homogeneous. Fine stuff for building or modeling. Or throwing. :D
 
I know he's only trolling but it still made me laugh. Bill with a report from fantasy-land, where time, space and logic do not exist.
Perfectly obvious :newlol
bill smith said:
Well you would call ahead all the managers of the skyscrapers around and have them assemble all or most of their fire extingishers at the front entrance where they would be picked up by truck. Extinguishing could begin almost immediately with more extinguishers coming in all the time. No problemo. Zero problemo in fact. That's what they could and should have done while they were hooking up to pump water truck-to-truck the few hundred feet from the river to WTC7.

It is perfectly obvious that either or both of these solutions would have easily dealt with the fires in WTC7. Especially with the tiny initial fires that we have video of. There is no reason to believe that the initial fires on the South Side were any larger than the ones elsewhere in WTC7 and they would have been extinguished just as quickly and easily..
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tuc0 said:
I know he's only trolling but it still made me laugh. Bill with a report from fantasy-land, where time, space and logic do not exist.
Perfectly obvious :newlol
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I am going to email Bill Smith's comment to the guys in the fire division of the Goverhment Agency I work for. I would bet a month's salary that the reaction will be hysterical laughter.
 
Sucker bet. I already showed it to some of the guys here at the station, and the laughs are almost drowning out my IPod.
 
wow, bill smith has never used a fire extinguisher has he....

a very small office fire yes...you know the kind where some dumbnut throws a cigarette into a garbage pail of paper, a fire extinguisher can do some good.
 
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