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Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

Little 10 Toes said:
Why haven't you answered *any* of the questions about you and the pyramids and how you talked to the wrong guy? (msg #140)... snip...
What is your Challenge?
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Now look, I've already had to talk to someone about questions like this.

You clearly unfamiliar with Paranormality 101, which clearly states:

14 (B) Never, under any circumstances, answer a question.

it continues at 18...

18 (E) Each time a question is re-submitted to you, change the subject to a new direction, so you can claim the question was irrelevant.

18 (F) When someone points out that that is obfuscating, refer to section 14 (B)

etc. etc....
 
A challenge Little 10 toes ?
What about this .

I challenge Randi to spend 5 hours with me in the great pyramid , alone , in the dark , full moon , midwinter next year .

I'll do this as a favour for the poor old fart since he looks as though he isn't long for this world . Since he has spent much of his life searching for evidence of the occult it would be good for him to get a taste before he goes .
This way he would have time to make amends for the misdeeds he has perpetrated in the name of skeptisim .
 
buzz lightyear said:
A challenge Little 10 toes ?
What about this .

I challenge Randi to spend 5 hours with me in the great pyramid , alone , in the dark , full moon , midwinter next year .

I'll do this as a favour for the poor old fart since he looks as though he isn't long for this world . Since he has spent much of his life searching for evidence of the occult it would be good for him to get a taste before he goes .
This way he would have time to make amends for the misdeeds he has perpetrated in the name of skeptisim .
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What would be Mr. Randi's Challenge Prize?
If you would subject him to similar "logic", "facts" and "proof" you presented here, you'd have to pony up mucho dinero to ease the buzz in his ears.

A mere thou (USD not AUD) for every illogical statement, for every question evaded, for every unproven and unprovable claim you have made in this thread and will make during your conversation. That should put you in the game.
 
buzz lightyear said:
I'll do this as a favour for the poor old fart since he looks as though he isn't long for this world . Since he has spent much of his life searching for evidence of the occult it would be good for him to get a taste before he goes .
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Now we know what sort of 'man' we are dealing with; once the pretence of genuine enquiry is dropped the unpleasant little worm crawls out from under his rock.


This way he would have time to make amends for the misdeeds he has perpetrated in the name of skeptisim .
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Would you care to enumerate these alleged misdeeds?
 
buzz lightyear said:
A challenge Little 10 toes ?
What about this .

I challenge Randi to spend 5 hours with me in the great pyramid , alone , in the dark , full moon , midwinter next year .

I'll do this as a favour for the poor old fart since he looks as though he isn't long for this world . Since he has spent much of his life searching for evidence of the occult it would be good for him to get a taste before he goes .
This way he would have time to make amends for the misdeeds he has perpetrated in the name of skeptisim .
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So far you have not provided any proof of what you do. (Interesting you do your "trips" in a cave, yet you need the Great Pyramid.) Please provide it.

You have not proven the occult exists. Please provide it.

You dance around direct questions; you remind me of Fred Astaire and Gene Kelly.
 
Just had a quick peruse of this thread. Buzz Lightbulb is about as uninteresting and incoherently idiotic as Bubblefish. I notice, coincidentally, he also has a couple of typographical idio(t)syncrasies.
Does anyone know for example why Mr Lightbulb always types a space between the last character of a word and the following punctuation? Just curious!
 
I'm glad you noticed the extra space between the last character of a word and the punctuation , pv+ .
I call it the " skeptic space " . Since punctuation is used to show the reader where to pause or stop , I add an extra space to make it easier for these particular readers .
These people are not what you would call " rocket scientists " but more like " simple country folk " so to discuss metaphysical concepts with them is quite difficult , so I add an extra space for clarity .

Poor Little 10 Toes is still struggling with the understanding that my " thing " is acoustic harmonics . And good old Gzuz thinks that my plan is to chat to Jimmy for 5 hours in the great pyramid....................phew !

But Reno has an excuse .............he is a " jock " . The cold weather and the haggis can get to you .

Don't get me wrong they are probably really nice folks in their own backward way . I really enjoy chatting with them .
 
Reno: sorry about offending the great dancers, but it was either those two, or offend Ginger Rogers (since Buzz isn't a female) or offend Michael Jackson (being compared to Buzz).

And Buzz, yet *AGAIN* you haven't answered any of the FACTS that I have brought up about you and you Egyptian "trip". Nice trying to confuse everyone about your " thing " being " acoustic harmonics " by bringing up Egyptians, Indigenous Australians, geology, and colors we've never seen.

You mentioned that somehow Egyptian and Indigenous Australian mythology are connected. Wikipedia mentions "The world was created when Shu and Tefnut gave birth to two children: Nut (sky) & Geb (the Earth)." for the Egyptian myth and "The Rainbow Serpent came from beneath the ground and created huge ridges, mountains and gorges as it pushed upward." for the Indigenous Australians. Please tell me how they are connected.

Please stop avoiding my questions. And stop with the broad assumptions about people. We aren't at all like you think we are. In fact, some of us actually good thinkers. Hell, I've looked at your " story ", countered it with facts, and am still waiting for you to answer.
 
Little 10 Toes:

Apology accepted. If you need to compare buzzard lightspoon to a couple of male dancers in the future, please use the following:

 
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buzz lightyear said:
I'm glad you noticed the extra space between the last character of a word and the punctuation , pv+ .
I call it the " skeptic space " . Since punctuation is used to show the reader where to pause or stop , I add an extra space to make it easier for these particular readers .
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So you disconnect your punctuation from its associated text in order to make the text easier to read. Seems like you aren't a rocket scientist yourself, exactly. More of a rocket troll, wouldn't you say?

Don't you have any great personal Youtube home movies to show us for our edification?
 
Hey Paul , this "trolling" thing that I do is it :

To fish in by trailing a baited line ,
or
To sing heartily ,

In both cases I plead guilty . As for lying , the only fib was when I said that I was going to fix the brakes on the car .
 
buzz lightyear said:
blarbalarp
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Well, since we're closing page 10 soon, time for a little review of your "abilities", mr. lightyear:

For a poor man's T'ai Chi, you're still not ignorant or snooty enough.
For a poor man's Paul Carey (naughtyrasputin), you're not drunk or stupid or ignorant enough.
For a poor man's pillory, you're not drunk or witty or well-liked enough.

Overall, I rank your performance a straight and honest F. What kills you grade is your utter lack of upside potential.

When even The Atheist pities you - which means him ridiculing you half-heartedly - then you know you're screwed. Seriously.
 
What did you think was going to be the outcome of you starting this post , Gzuz ?
Did you believe that from some written description of things that I have done that you could comprehend something that you deny exists ?
Or did you just want another " woo " to ridicule .

If you want to comprehend the occult you have to seek it . Sitting at a computer reading text is just like reading a book on mountain climbing .
No matter how much you read you will never know the exhilaration of standing atop a mountain that you have just climbed .
 
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