Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

[Little 10 Toes]

What historical documentation? What "thousand acres of proof"?

 

[The Atheist]

If you want to stay in one piece you are best off ordering a schooner of fosters or VB , scull it , burp and order another .

I think you're showing your own naivety now.

If you order a schooner of Foster's in the outback, they'll think you're some poof from Melbourne. And schooners? You guys still use them? We use them as thimbles here and drink out of pint glasses.

 

[buzz lightyear]

If you order a schooner of Foster's in the outback, they'll think you're some poof from Melbourne. .

Well I be buggered, ..........Athiest ...........good point .
But then a poof from Melbourne would still be more welcome than a bloody yank .

 

[The Atheist]

Yeah, well that's a given.

A dose of clap would be more welcome than a yank. Blokes in the outback have some class.

 

[chillzero]

I call troll.

I think that Jackalgirl and myself beat you to it.

The guy's a writer, and in here to stir up some reactions to things he is trying out for storylines. Or for a laugh.

 

[Reno]

Humour is not his forte. Nor, it seems, is scifi

 

[DangerousBeliefs]

Wow. I read all the way through it.... without drinking alcohol.

Do I get some sort of prize or purple heart?

By the by... Page 2, Buzz said he's leaving and not coming back...

(Also, can someone tell me what caused the parrallel ridges in vast sections of the outback? Looks like a vast field of cooled magma. 25°43'19.91"S, 136°21'53.73"E )

 

[GzuzKryzt]

Oh, now that's just being a spoilsport.

Why should Buzz provide evidence for his claims? Christians don't, Sylvia Browne doesn't.

Not providing evidence is what defines paranormality.

I'd nominate this post, but since it stands no chance of winning due to its precision and - face it - its author, I simply applaud you, The Atheist.

(Applauds The Atheist.)

 

[The Atheist]

I'd nominate this post, but since it stands no chance of winning due to its precision and - face it - its author, I simply applaud you, The Atheist.

(Applauds The Atheist.)

I am lmfao!

(bolding mine)

How true! I could write War & Peace and not get a vote.

Thanks for the applause, though!

 

[GzuzKryzt]

I am lmfao!

(bolding mine)

How true! I could write War & Peace and not get a vote.

Thanks for the applause, though!

You're welcome.

I can't stand the thought that this P² Luke T. wins. I voted for Jas.

TLA reminds me a lot of beauty pageants, e.g. the current Miss Germany Contest: The participants I find most attractive almost never win. To impress me, women and postings have to have considerable amounts of health, intelligence, humour, beauty, compassion and they have to simply be theirselves, which probably means not pretending anything.

 

[The Atheist]

12 in lead, Luke's a home run.

I think Tricky may have been ritually beheaded if that hadn't made the finals.

Ah, beauty queens. When I was a young bloke, I was doing the deed with a model who all my mates just used to slobber over. Top fashion model, the whole nine yards, or 38 inches, as the case may be.

I dumped her for a peculiar redhead and nobody could believe it was possible.

The model was as gorgeous as you'd expect (or desire). Shallow, vacuous, vain - and that's just me! She was much worse. Choice: intelligent, caring, "homely" chick or gorgeous, thicko-can't-string-a-sentence-together bimbette.

Easy

 

[buzz lightyear]

I wouldnt mind taking up writing for a career , Chillzero , so if you could hustle a publisher for me I'll cut you 5% of the gross .
But for the time being I will have to settle for being a " woo " who is gunning for Mr Randi's cash .

And Little 10 toes , if you had read my posts you would have noticed that I have answered most of your questions , one way or another .

An observer watching me doing the trance thing would only see a half frozen old fart chanting on a cave floor . The sound would be interesting but no Hollywood style special effects .
So the only proof that I achieve anything is the knowlege that I bring back .

This I am presenting in the form of photographs of locations, and a description of the events that I believe led to the creation of these sites .
I have also provided grid references to these sites ,so that anyone who wished to examine them could do so .
These sites occur all around the world and all are in the same type of " rock " . They also contain unusual formations that classical geology struggles to explain , as in the attatched pic .

The most valid question was the query about the pattern of holes in the rock . If you visualised someone handling a large piece of clay you would notice many overlapping prints but an underlying pattern of four fingers and a opposing thumb would still be visible .

And Athiest , you went for the ugly red head ,................... beautiful story . The bit you left out was that you only did this so you could cut out the foreplay .


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[Flange Desire]

Yes, all very nice, but what about that simple protocol that I proposed to you some time back. You know, the one you chose to ignore.

Just a tiny wee tad of evidence, and and easy million is all yours.

 

[buzz lightyear]

If you are referring to the thing with the cards , and OOB means , "out of body" , Flange . Then as I said I dont do card tricks .
And in a trance state the last thing on your mind is looking on top of a wardrobe .
Appart from this ,I do this thing, in the dark , eyes shut ,semi conscious in a cave on top of a mountain in the boonies .
No cards involved .

 

[Paul]

I wouldnt mind taking up writing for a career

You'd better get much better at it.

But for the time being I will have to settle for being a " woo " who is gunning for Mr Randi's cash

All you have to do is pass a couple of easy tests.

if you had read my posts you would have noticed that I have answered most of your questions , one way or another .

Unfortunately that way is by spouting pseudo-mythological balderdash.

So the only proof that I achieve anything is the knowledge that I bring back .

So no proof at all then.

This I am presenting in the form of photographs of locations, and a description of the events that I believe led to the creation of these sites

Ah, proof from ignorance.

I have also provided grid references to these sites ,so that anyone who wished to examine them could do so .

How, exactly, do you obtain latitude and longitude during a trance thing.

These sites occur all around the world and all are in the same type of " rock " .

Is that a special use of the word rock that enables you to weasel out of specific discussions of geology?

They also contain unusual formations that classical geology struggles to explain

People have already explained them to you.

as in the attatched pic .

What is inexplicable about that formation?

 

[Flange Desire]

If you are referring to the thing with the cards , and OOB means , "out of body" , Flange . Then as I said I dont do card tricks . And in a trance state the last thing on your mind is looking on top of a wardrobe .

Yes I was referring to the thing with the cards on top of the wardrobe.
Surely $US 1 million would keep your mind on the job.

Tell us why you will not selftest yourself with this simple protocol.

 

[buzz lightyear]

It may come as a surprise to you Flange but if you want to explore the occult world , money is the last thing you want on your mind .

I realise this more and more as I journey into the world of the skeptics .
You are locked in a hard miserable existance by a cage of greed and belief systems . Paul is a good example of this .

There is an old saying " you are what you think you are " so if you believe you are a soulless slave in a material world , thats what you are .

Personally ,I like to believe that I am a god living in paradise , and that seems to be what is happening . I realise this is a bit hard to do down in Melbourne .
You know what you can do with the cards !

 

[Paul]

It may come as a surprise to you Flange but if you want to explore the occult world , money is the last thing you want on your mind .

You lied when you said you wanted the million? Say it ain't so.

I realise this more and more as I journey into the world of the skeptics .
You are locked in a hard miserable existance by a cage of greed and belief systems . Paul is a good example of this .

Oh help, I've been pseudo-dissed by someone who can barely keep up with what he said two minutes ago.

There is an old saying " you are what you think you are " so if you believe you are a soulless slave in a material world , thats what you are .

Is that from 'Old Nutbar's Book of Idiot Platitudes'?

Personally ,I like to believe that I am a god living in paradise , and that seems to be what is happening

If you substitute cretin and Mum's basement you could be right.

 

[buzz lightyear]

You should really wander out to Australia , Paul .
We have got the most beautiful women , the greatest beaches and the best beer . The place would do wonders for that tension .
Take a punt on it old son , come and have a look at those grid references , drink some beer ,get laid and then go for a swim .
You'll feel like a god too .

 

[chillzero]

I wouldnt mind taking up writing for a career , Chillzero , so if you could hustle a publisher for me I'll cut you 5% of the gross .

I said writer - not author.

Perhaps if you spent less time pulling the legs of people here, and devoted that time to writing up the story that you alluded to earlier, then you might get the career you want.