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Buzz lightyear and the JREF Challenge

Now,you go quietly back and sit on the couch and watch some tellie , Jeff .
You are going to do yourself an injury getting all excited .
Maybe take Rover for a walk ,
Somw of that nice fresh New York air will make you feel better .

Thanks for your profound comment
Buzz
 
buzz lightyear said:
Sorry for not replying to your posts, people . There has been some good surf lately . Got to get your priorities sorted out in this world . hey .

So Gr8wight , to answer your queries it's probably best to describe what happens in a typical session .

Normally I do my stuff at full moon midwinter ,start about 1.00 am .
I lie down, with my eyes shut, on the chamber floor in the spot where the resonance is at its best and begin chanting .
I usually start off with very soft " OM " and slowly build up to " OM MANAE" then " OM MANAE PADMAE HUM " . Do this for about an hour until the sounds start to mesh and I have got through the first of what I call the "shiver barriers " . These "shiver barriers" are phases of shivering from the cold ,that I overcome to allow my body temperature to drop .

By this time I find that the sound becomes visible within my optical cortex . The more pure the sound, the more it turns a golden colour .
It also starts to move in a spiral motion around a point in the middle of the chamber taking on the most beautiful form , like a "choir of angels" .

I then start to change my chant , into the Egyptian " SA SU HERU HAKENU " with the emphasis on the "OO" sound , as in " woo " .

After a couple of hours I lose normal consciousness and start to perceive things other than the colours . Sometimes it is my nervous system . I can "see" every piece of it like a roadmap .
Eventually , after about four hours, a critical point is reached and the really wierd stuff begins .
Visions of death , skulls , dismemberment and disintegration .
After this a weird mixture of understandings, thoughts ,and visions .

I regain consciousness as the warmth of the sun's rays penetrate the chamber at dawn . But I am different . The world that I left the night before has changed . Things that I had taken no notice of before, now are very significant .
But most of I all, I have an overwhelming gratitude for having been given the gift of life .

There is a heap more to it but have to go , got to fix the brakes on my car ,
Back soon
buzz
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If this is what you previously referred to as poking "[...] a hole in the " space/time" thing many times , mostly by myself , [...]", it seems to me more like an induced hallucination.

Your "optical cortex" has some surprises in store, if you are not aware of its functions and limitations.

E.g.: http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/pinwheel/ (My favorite, since it seems to replicate a very common hallucinatory effect induced by the psilocybe family.)

And: http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/amazing_dots/ (If you're serious about exploring your mind, buzz lightyear, contemplate this for a while after viewing this optical gem: Do we see what we see?)

Finally: http://www.grand-illusions.com/opticalillusions/angry_and_calm/
 
buzz lightyear said:
The bitch about getting in there is the weighing of the heart bit .
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Priceless! Oh boy, they must grow some hell weed in WA, mate.

Surfing, Egypt, pyramids and stoned as an apricot.

Hey buzz. I vote you the funniest - and most fun - troll I've seen. Good work.
 
buzz lightyear said:
After a couple of hours I lose normal consciousness and start to perceive things other than the colours . Sometimes it is my nervous system . I can "see" every piece of it like a roadmap.
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I notice Buzz has given up on his sonic mass force energy power vibration rupturing the space-time continuum.

What's left very much reminds me of certain parties when I was at university.
 
buzz lightyear said:
Ok "Gr8wight" , enough stirring up the hornets
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buzz, you are the hornet.

Let's see if we can get some real communication happening.
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If you really want to communicate, then why do you keep dropping the conversational ball? I think your jolly teasing hides real anger that you have nothing to show for your cosmic fantasies. Their yield is utterly fruitless. You've got nothing and you can't stand it rubbed in your face by something like the challenge. Your remarks here are a thinly veiled attempt at venomous stings against skeptics. It's not working, because each time you think you've nailed us with another infantile quip, we think to ourselves "idiot." Since you don't "get" what skepticism is really about, you have no power to hurt us. Think about it.
 
buzz lightyear said:
After a couple of hours I lose normal consciousness and start to perceive things other than the colours . Sometimes it is my nervous system . I can "see" every piece of it like a roadmap .
Eventually , after about four hours, a critical point is reached and the really wierd stuff begins .
Visions of death , skulls , dismemberment and disintegration .
After this a weird mixture of understandings, thoughts ,and visions .

I regain consciousness as the warmth of the sun's rays penetrate the chamber at dawn . But I am different . The world that I left the night before has changed . Things that I had taken no notice of before, now are very significant .
But most of I all, I have an overwhelming gratitude for having been given the gift of life .buzz
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Sounds like a trip I had when I was about 18 - a red dragon. Best LSD I ever had. I saw god and understood the meaning of all life. But, by the end of the morning all I had was a sore jaw and a splitting headache.

Buzz are you a regular smoker of Pot??
 
Never set out to take part in your challenge , just to respond to a post .
Glad you got a laugh out of things so far, The Athiest, it means that I am on track .
And Big Al , have you ever been surfing ?
It is an interesting use of wave power . You use the power of the wave to drive yourself faster than it .
The chants that I use have the same 0.1.1.2.3.5.8.13..21.34..... maths as the biggest wave in these parts , the Earths magnetosphere.
I use them like a surfboard to travel fast enough to get ahead of the wave .
And thanks for the links GzuzKryzt , very interesting .
My appologies if you found the story a bit dull so far .
The missing pieces might juice it up but I need to understand them better before I include them .
Buzz
 
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buzz lightyear said:
Ok Gzuzkyzt , This is how it goes :
You get the harmonics happening. It takes about an hour to get the sound mass spinning .
By that time you are half dead from the cold and the part of you which is your soul becomes loosend and you allow it to slip into the vortex .
This gives you a look at this " other dimension " and also allows you access to time .
I then slip forward or back - have no control of this yet . I try and log my findings so I can retrieve them in the future. This is what I am doing now .
Crap you say !
Well got back to Egypt at some stage , so to look at what I found there get your self a copy of " What is in the Duat " .
Buzz
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You know, I've been waiting for someone to make everyone look this stupid for some time now by way of an obvious, common sense troll. Ah, that day has I think, come.
 
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Been a long time since I smoked pot Simon .
Had to go on a health trip , the rigors of doing this stuff were killing me .
Just the old " whisky on the Sunday " now .
Buzz
 
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
 
End of the road

Well Guys, it looks like this is the end of my Sci Fi writing career .
My girlfriend reckons that I have been giving this exercise more attention than her , so it looks like I will have to pull the pin .

Sad though , I had so many more great concepts to introduce, from chanting in the great pyramid and Alister Crowley and the Book of the Law , Michael Harner and reptillian shape shifters , Rupert Sheldrake and morphic resonance . Even thought of throwing in some Rudolph Steiner and biodynamic farming ........................ Sigh !

Anyway it's been great working with you people . Its amazing the amount of energy that can be releasd with an equal and opposite reaction .

The amazing thing was that I started to visualise what each of you were like .
Big Al ; the strong silent type .
Cuddles ; Blond with ample cleavage .
Paul ; Saddistic tendencies .
The Athiest : Goth type punk living in his parent's basement .
Robinson ; Similar but older .
Mr Scott ; Probably the boss at his work .
Tricky ; The caring one .
Obscure Reference Man ; Believes " The Challenge " will save the world .

And my friend Gzuz , you started the the whole chain reaction ; If you ever get the chance , go for a drive out to Monument Valley and have a look around . I have left the rest of the story there for you to find .

Will miss you all ,
Take it easy
Regards
Buzz Lightyear

" To infinity and beyond "
 
SirPhilip said:
Darn; caught it before me.
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Pah. You can have it, I retract my comment after reading he's just thrown the towel in.

Staying power 0/10.

Disappointing, Buzz. You started very well, but giving up on page 2 is just gutless.

Your chick not "the most gorgeous girl in WA the world" is she?
 
buzz lightyear said:
Big Al ; the strong silent type .
Cuddles ; Blond with ample cleavage .
Paul ; Saddistic tendencies .
The Athiest : Goth type punk living in his parent's basement .
Robinson ; Similar but older .
Mr Scott ; Probably the boss at his work .
Tricky ; The caring one .
Obscure Reference Man ; Believes " The Challenge " will save the world .
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You finished on a good one. I see you got at least one right - Tricky!

You're the caring one, mate! Nice fella.

I have to go clean out my basement of all the death-metal CD covers now before my mom sees them.

Did he get two, Cuddles?
 
buzz lightyear said:
If it is ,as Newton reckoned, that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction ,it could be postulated that for our world of matter and life there would be a world of anti, or non matter and non life or death ,as the equal and opposite .
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Give a woo an inch of science and he'll take a mile of crap.
 
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