The Invisible Bigfoot is Moving UP UP UP in the World!!!
Over a year ago, they started out on The Travel Channel at 11 PM, that nobody watches
Then they moved up to The History Channel on Wednesday at 10 PM, that gets more traffic
Now, Incredibly,
Bigfoot is on The Discovery Channel along with those incredible inter-dimensional Little People from Florensis. (Pssst, They are a bigfoot relative, but scientists just have not figured that out yet. I have seen them and I have a photograph of two with their eyes glowing)
Tonight, Monday Night 1/07/2008 Hobbits 8 PM
Tonight, Monday Night 1/07/2008 Sasquatch, Legend Meets Science 9PM
Tonight, Late Monday Night 1/08/2008 Sasquatch, Legend Meets Science 1AM
Skeptics should avoid these channels at all costs. Facts that support alternate viewpoints, can be shouted down on the internet with repetitive demands for "Prove It!" and other mind numbing verbal games. But the TV set will not listen to you. Nor will The Discovery Channel Listen to you. My advice is if someone else in the household demands to watch the show, is lock yourself in the bathroom and assume a sitting position on the water closet (with lid down of course), and chant over and over again "No, No, No, This Isn't Happening, No, No, No, This isn't Happening!" Do it in short bursts and don't forget to breath between sets. You may want to have a wad of toilet paper in one hand, just in case some tears should start to roll down your face. If that doesn't work, get up off of the lid, lift the lid up, place head in toilet and with one free groping hand, flush the toilet repeatedly until you feel refreshed. Towel off until dry. Do not leave bathroom until show is over. Tomorrow, when coworkers ask you at the office as to whether you saw the show last night, say something smart alec like "Bigfoot? Do you actually believe that stuff?"