Bigfoot: The Invisible Variety

[manofthesea]

Hehe, You Got That Right

reply:
Why post on boards where everyone already agrees?
It is more fun to bash dunderheads directly.

Even Shermer.

Monstro "Controversy sells"

I notice quite a few JREF members post at BFF. Nobody's crying about it. Is this supposed to be a safe haven for skeptics? Or a place that welcomes friendly and lively debates concerning bigfoot, psychics, paranormality, etc.?

 

[bruto]

I was thinking the same thing about hist maybe they took him to another dimension and he disided to stay .
Hey Kit do they have the internet in those other dimensions ? Link please !
Thanks Chill

Maybe the bigfoots invited him to a big Thanksgiving day feast out in the mountains. I hope he can find his way home without a flashlight.

 

[Locknar]

Maybe the bigfoots invited him to a big Thanksgiving day feast out in the mountains. I hope he can find his way home without a flashlight.

I sure hope he had a flashlight, otherwise the vicious BF's would have horribly attacked him.

 

[bruto]

I sure hope he had a flashlight, otherwise the vicious BF's would have horribly attacked him.

I thought you had to leave the flashlight at home in order to attract them. I'm so confused. No wonder I keep missing them!

 

[Slimething]

Dunt ferget 2 tak ur kan of roks. Duk tape it 2 yer hed. Dat way it ratall wen u fal widout ur flachligt. Dat skayrs dem of!

 

[Normal Dude]

Geez, I go away for midterms and miss all the fun. I have to catch up now. Are any of our Footers still going at it?

ETAL I have been formulating a new theory that the NSA used the powers of an army of Bigfoots to make the World Trade Center vanish into the 4th dimension, in order to conceal Bigfoot evidence.

 

[arthwollipot]

Well, historian appears to have vanished into the 4th dimension, at least.

 

[manofthesea]

Maybe Osama Is a Bigfoot

Geez, I go away for midterms and miss all the fun. I have to catch up now. Are any of our Footers still going at it?

ETAL I have been formulating a new theory that the NSA used the powers of an army of Bigfoots to make the World Trade Center vanish into the 4th dimension, in order to conceal Bigfoot evidence.

When my son rode his bicycle across country in summer of 2001, they ended at the World Trade Center. And were given a tour by security.

(His language is strikingly similar to bigfeet's, apparently mostly jibberish)

 

[manofthesea]

Hold On To Your (Tinfoil) Hats

I would love to have Beckjord, CreekFreak, MOTS, Histo and any other footer that I may have missed, get together in some forum to hash out the details of Bigfoot. Some of the details that really need to be standardized are as follows:

1. Name of a group of bigfoots (may I suggest "Myth of Bigfoots".)
2. Plural for Bigfoot is....
3. Bigfoot.invisible = true? (Sorry for the code version of this. I just couldn't help myself.)
4. Government conspiracy? If yes, what agency.

We could start a thread dedicated to this if need be.

1. "group of bigfoots"? You mean like an organization or club run by bigfoots?

2. Let's stick with Anthropoides Ameriborealis(es)

3. I suspect they're mightily powerful, but invincible?

4. Our government can't find Osama, or figure out the Anthrax attacks. What makes you think they would have any knowledge of sasquatch? They were looking for Steve Fossett (or something); a powerful, connected celebrity in an airplane. They've found squat.

(Keep servin' 'em up like softballs)

 

[manofthesea]

Drew, Since we're talking govt. (nsa)

What do you think the problem is with finding that Fossett guy. Maybe the nsa had to take him out or something. You know, with all the government and private research, search parties, satellites, blah, blah, what's with the incredible ineptitude? It's not like they're looking for something elusive, intelligent, (bipedal); they're looking for something that's large (airplane), probably burnt and smoldering (at least for a week), and dead.

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

What do you think the problem is with finding that Fossett guy. Maybe the nsa had to take him out or something. You know, with all the government and private research, search parties, satellites, blah, blah, what's with the incredible ineptitude? It's not like they're looking for something elusive, intelligent, (bipedal); they're looking for something that's large (airplane), probably burnt and smoldering (at least for a week), and dead.

Ah, but.... what if he was kidnapped by Bigfoot and taken into the fourth dimension?

 

[manofthesea]

Ah, but.... what if he was kidnapped by Bigfoot and taken into the fourth dimension?

That's just an urban legend (bigfoot disposes of airplane crash debris {and victims}).

 

[YouBelieveWHAT?]

That's just an urban legend (bigfoot disposes of airplane crash debris {and victims}).

So - it must be true then

 

[mikeyx]

Maybe creeky has him and is dressing him up in a monkey suit for his next cry for attention; I mean, photo op....

 

[Locknar]

I thought you had to leave the flashlight at home in order to attract them. I'm so confused. No wonder I keep missing them!

True...they seem to be terrified of flashlights. On the other hand, as Historian has often mentioned, without a flashlight they may very well appear and wreak havoc on local tree/plant life as well as launch into a all-out vicious attack.

 

[Marcus]

reply:
Why post on boards where everyone already agrees?
It is more fun to bash dunderheads directly.

Even Shermer.

Monstro "Controversy sells"

It looks like Beckjord is back. Who else would use that brain dead "reply:" thing.

 

[HghrSymmetry]

It looks like Beckjord is back. Who else would use that brain dead "reply:" thing.

Let's not forget Mark Lewis and the "dunderhead" routine.

 

[HghrSymmetry]

I notice quite a few JREF members post at BFF. Nobody's crying about it. Is this supposed to be a safe haven for skeptics?

No. It's supposed to be a place to discuss various topics. We understand that also will attract silly, ridiculous "theories" as well. Of course, the woo's are welcome to post. Having said that, they too should not "cry about it" when people ask them to provide evidence.

Or a place that welcomes friendly and lively debates concerning bigfoot, psychics, paranormality, etc.?

There is a difference between plausibility and outlandish, preposterous claims.

Sprinkling in a few distorted scientific concepts does not legitimize capricious ramblings.

 

[DrewD]

What do you think the problem is with finding that Fossett guy. Maybe the nsa had to take him out or something. You know, with all the government and private research, search parties, satellites, blah, blah, what's with the incredible ineptitude? It's not like they're looking for something elusive, intelligent, (bipedal); they're looking for something that's large (airplane), probably burnt and smoldering (at least for a week), and dead.

Oh come on... a pair of bigfoot obviously flew on either side of Fossett and then phased into the 4th dimension while their wings were touching Fossett's wings. He is still flying in the 4th. Fly on man... Fly on!

 

[DrewD]

Dunt ferget 2 tak ur kan of roks. Duk tape it 2 yer hed. Dat way it ratall wen u fal widout ur flachligt. Dat skayrs dem of!

i pute a rubr ban arond mine kan an hed. las time i used duk tape it toook 3 weaks fer my eyebrowes to com all the waye bak. bute i did lern a knew an bettr way to shav my face due two the duk tape.