Neal V. Burgstahler addresses Creekfreaks claims ((aka, Neal Burgstahler, aka Mr. Burgstahler Sir, aka bigfootmagnet, aka silvereagle, aka historian (because his historical recollection is so gosh darn good regarding details that most people never paid attention to, to begin with)). As a cutting edge researcher of interdimensional people of all shapes and sizes, he has confirmed that Bigfoot is interdimensional, he determined that Bigfoot use orbs for reconnaissance of man, he confirmed that Bigfoot is highly telepathic, he confirmed that bigfoot often understands English, he determined that Bigfoot can perform complicated tasks on request, he confirmed that Bigfoot are benevolent, he has estimated that there are millions of Bigfoot and other interdimensional people in the US, he has some super paranormal photographs, he is a 3-time International Bigfoot Society speaker, he is a 1-time radio show interviewee and he is the first person to informally demonstrate "Double Call Shot Squatching", whereby he "called the shot" of simultaneously calling in two bigfoot to two specific locations, in front of witnesses. Those witnesses today, are in denial because they were either had prediagnosed hearing loss or because it is not in the BFRO's best interests to admit that a non-BFRO person could accomplish the aforementioned feat of experience. BFRO is No.1 in BFRO's mind. There is no No.2.
Mr. Burgstahler's best historical recollection of the aforementioned comments:
No Bigfoot was every held in captivity at UC Berkeley. Virtually every professor on campus, and most students in the mid-70's, were well aware however of the Bigfoot held in captivity in neighboring Livermore National Laboratories at some time prior to that date. As recently as 1988, travelling UC Berkeley professors were still starting out their presentations, with the informative statement that "Bigfoot is real". Which was standard but unwritten Berkeley policy. Stephen Hawking has included similar statements, in his talks.
Today, the true Bigfoot knowledge has very nearly died out. Most researchers today believe that the Bigfoot are dumb 24/7 flesh and blood animals, but cannot seem to satisfactorily explain:
1. tracks that end in snow
2. tracks that begin in snow
3. bigfoot sightings in Hawaii
4. why they can't get trailcam photos
5. why their stakeouts fail
6. why bigfoot outsmarts them are everything that they attempt
So they just forget about these important details, because it is not convenient to recall them.
Most skeptics on the other hand, have never spent a night by themselves in the remote woods, and thus are completely unqualified to participate in any meaningful discussion, in this thread. But they are not going to let their own lack of qualifications, get in the way of voicing their highly uninformed and biased opinions. Which then inevitably leads to garbage conclusions based on the aforementioned biased opinions. 5th amendment protection for free speech, but it can't protect you from making a complete fool out of yourself.
OK, now let me have it!
