Bigfoot DNA

[Jodie]

Amen to that brother!

 

[OntarioSquatch]

Where are the good footers? I've looked high and low, they're harder to find than ol' sassy itself.

lol that may be true, but I am personally a huge fan of David Paulides. He's maybe the greatest footer out there.

 

[I am Bigfoot]

lol that may be true, but I am personally a huge fan of David Paulides. He's maybe the greatest footer out there.

But wait! Just the other day you were talking about how GREAT Smeja was and how he was providing some of the best evidence to date about bigfoot.

Let's talk about how wrong you were.

 

[Jodie]

LOLOLOL.....oh how the worm turns.

 

[dafydd]

lol that may be true, but I am personally a huge fan of David Paulides. He's maybe the greatest footer out there.

Does footer mean ''nutcase''?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

But wait! Just the other day you were talking about how GREAT Smeja was

Is that some joke? The DNA he recovered has been acknowledged as really good. That's about it. The man himself has a screw loose.

 

[jhunter1163]

I'm sure I've said this before, but I'll say it once more before I start passing out infractions; do not personalize your arguments, and remain civil and polite.

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[dafydd]

When and where can we see the results of these DNA tests? What does good DNA mean?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

It'll be published in a science journal. No one knows exactly when it'll be published, but probably very soon. There's no way a journal would say a relict hominid exists without having some hardcore proof to back it up. It would be very bad for their reputation if they make mistakes.

 

[Jodie]

Yes it would OS, now we just have to wait and see if anything ever gets published, much less what the results show if it does.

 

[I am Bigfoot]

Is that some joke? The DNA he recovered has been acknowledged as really good. That's about it. The man himself has a screw loose.

So the man himself is a liar and a lunatic but the evidence he supplied is totes legit doods?

That's more incredible than his story

 

[Voodoosix]

so i take it the Gigantopithecus stuff has been officially tossed out the window?

 

[I am Bigfoot]

so i take it the Gigantopithecus stuff has been officially tossed out the window?

Yes. Apparently. But not the feral hobo stuff. That's still going as strong (or...remarkably feeble) as it has ever been.

 

[OntarioSquatch]

I think the reason people used to bring up the idea of Gigantopithecus being related to Bigfoot is because of their incredible size.

 

[Jodie]

I don't think anything can be tossed out. Or you can toss everything depending on whether you believe a study took place.

 

[I am Bigfoot]

I think the reason people used to bring up the idea of Gigantopithecus being related to Bigfoot is because of their incredible size.

WRONG.

It's because footers don't know anything about biology and when they find some sort of factoid that superficially fits into bigfoot lore they jump all over it like teen girls jump over Justin Bieber.

Does anyone have a comprehensive list of all the footer fads that have come and gone?

 

[OntarioSquatch]

^Justin Bieber is a decent singer. But yeah, I think the Gigantopithecus theory doesn't make much sense.

 

[Voodoosix]

i can see the Saturday morning cartoon now...
The Feral Hobo Ninja Humans.

we need a list of conjectures that get lost along with giganto/ape theory, maybe OS will break the news to Melderdum that bigfoot no longer gets to sport it's mid tarsal break and he can go ahead and conclude that what ever left the tracks he associates with Patty/sasquatch are now obviously a misattribution.

 

[I am Bigfoot]

^Justin Bieber is a decent singer. But yeah, I think the Gigantopithecus theory doesn't make much sense.

Neither does the feral hobo speculation.
Or declaring yourself an expert on paleoanthropology despite this being the first time you've probably ever seen the word.

 

[AttorneyTom]

^Justin Bieber is a decent singer. But yeah, I think the Gigantopithecus theory doesn't make much sense.

Yes.. but just remember he is probably atleast 2% Neanderthal, eh ?