Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

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Correa Neto said:
Nope, not NSA. We're too busy with our black helicopter and jets, our DVD-erasing EMP weapons and our regular bigfoot dung removal efforts. There are a couple of open positions in that sector, by the way. Anyone wishing to apply?
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That's right... you're one of Hawking's jackbooted thugs aren't you? No way, man. I ain't no narc. I'm keepin' it real...

(edited to add) Unless the pay is really, really good. And I get one of those flashy things. And a phased plasma rifle in the 40 watt range. And size 11 jackboots.
 
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Correa Neto said:
Nope, not NSA. We're too busy with our black helicopter and jets, our DVD-erasing EMP weapons and our regular bigfoot dung removal efforts. There are a couple of open positions in that sector, by the way. Anyone wishing to apply?
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Yes, I am much too busy with my NSA assignment of going through the Library of Congress, removing photos of all the dead bigfoots we removed from the Mt. St. Helens blast radius.
 
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My older brother and his wife said they saw something fitting the description of a Bigfoot, although they described as more "hulk" like. It was a pretty strange story. I don't recall the exact date but it was when I was quite young, so the early 1960s. They were parked up on a hill overlooking town ( Calgary ) when this thing came running toward them over the rise. The dog started growling so they cracked the door to let it out and the thing stopped instantly and noticed them. Then the dog got out and started chasing it. It went down into a small gully and they followed the creature's footprints in the snow until they came to a barbed wire fence, at which point the footprints simply ended mysteriously as if the creature had vanished into thin air.
 
Obviously not a Bigfoot. Dogs are afraid of Bigfoot (unless specially trained Bigfoot Dogs).

This is obviously a Windigo.
 
Drewbot said:
Obviously not a Bigfoot. Dogs are afraid of Bigfoot (unless specially trained Bigfoot Dogs).

This is obviously a Windigo.
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Well ... our dog wasn't afraid of anything and the large hulk like shape doesn't really fit with the descriptions of a Windigo ... but neither does it fit perfectly with Bigfoot. I dinno what it was and neither do they.
 
ufology said:
My older brother and his wife said they saw something fitting the description of a Bigfoot, although they described as more "hulk" like. It was a pretty strange story. I don't recall the exact date but it was when I was quite young, so the early 1960s. They were parked up on a hill overlooking town ( Calgary ) when this thing came running toward them over the rise. The dog started growling so they cracked the door to let it out and the thing stopped instantly and noticed them. Then the dog got out and started chasing it. It went down into a small gully and they followed the creature's footprints in the snow until they came to a barbed wire fence, at which point the footprints simply ended mysteriously as if the creature had vanished into thin air.
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A bigfoot (or something similar) came running towards them and all they did was let their dog out of the car?

Why didn't they flee?

What was the dog supposed to do against a bigfoot?

And the bigfoot ran away from the dog?

What were they going to do do if they ran into the bigfoot while following it?
 
ufology said:
Well ... our dog wasn't afraid of anything and the large hulk like shape doesn't really fit with the descriptions of a Windigo ... but neither does it fit perfectly with Bigfoot. I dinno what it was and neither do they.
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Wow. A specially trained Bigfoot dog? You could make some cash on Finding Bigfoot, if Matt Moneymaker knew about this.
 
Drewbot said:
Wow. A specially trained Bigfoot dog? You could make some cash on Finding Bigfoot, if Matt Moneymaker knew about this.
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I've been led to believe MM spends his cash on certain other products. Of course, that might just be a rumor.
 
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LTC8K6 said:
A bigfoot (or something similar) came running towards them and all they did was let their dog out of the car?

Why didn't they flee?

What was the dog supposed to do against a bigfoot?

And the bigfoot ran away from the dog?

What were they going to do do if they ran into the bigfoot while following it?
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Large animals can be spooked by little ones and apparently the creatures tend to avoid humans, so when the car light went on and the dog started after it, it was probably just spooked. Anything any size can be spooked. My brother figured he was a tough guy ( and actually he was ) and since the dog had gone after it they figured they'd go check it out.
 
Drewbot said:
Wow. A specially trained Bigfoot dog? You could make some cash on Finding Bigfoot, if Matt Moneymaker knew about this.
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Our dog died years ago, poisoned by neighbors whose dog they let run free and which would come over and pick on our dog. Except it would get the crap kicked out of it and then they'd blame our dog. But hell ya, that dog would chase anything ... does that mean he was "specially trained" ... you could almost say that. My older brother and his friend used to go out and encourage their dogs to fight with each other ( some sort of stupid teen thing ) and for a while they got into some kind of rather sick thing with dog fighting. My dog was almost killed more than once, but eventually he learned how to fend for himself ... really well ... and when he was told to "get 'em" there was just no fear at all.
 
Sometimes we go on walks from the apartment to the city green and we see dogs that are really big and mean-looking. If it wasn't for the leash laws, we wouldn't go down there.

So I have little doubt there are dogs that would chase a bigfoot. The problem I have with the story is the prints stopping at the barbed wire. Were there like big trees around the fence to climb up in?
 
ufology said:
Our dog died years ago, poisoned by neighbors whose dog they let run free and which would come over and pick on our dog. Except it would get the crap kicked out of it and then they'd blame our dog. But hell ya, that dog would chase anything ... does that mean he was "specially trained" ... you could almost say that. My older brother and his friend used to go out and encourage their dogs to fight with each other ( some sort of stupid teen thing ) and for a while they got into some kind of rather sick thing with dog fighting. My dog was almost killed more than once, but eventually he learned how to fend for himself ... really well ... and when he was told to "get 'em" there was just no fear at all.
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Our family had a dog die years ago, also poisoned by a neighbor who was upset about dogs in the neighborhood peeing on his landscape (he had about $30,000 worth of ornamental plants on his property.) My dad confronted him about it; the neighbor looked him right in the eye and said "Prove it."

My father owned a lawn-care business; about a week later he went out late at night with a can of soil sterilant, the stuff they use on baseball infields, and killed every plant on that guy's property. Within about two weeks that yard looked like the moon. He had to truck in new soil, must have cost him fifty grand to replace all the plants and everything. He showed up at our house ready to fight, screaming at my dad, "You SOB, I know it was you, it had to be you, couldn't be anyone else..."

Dad looked him right in the eye and said, "Prove it."

We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread.
 
ufology said:
Well ... our dog wasn't afraid of anything and the large hulk like shape doesn't really fit with the descriptions of a Windigo ... but neither does it fit perfectly with Bigfoot. I dinno what it was and neither do they.
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Your brother and his wife know what it was. They haven't told you the full story. They had a run in with both a hulk and a wendigo.

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AlaskaBushPilot said:
Sometimes we go on walks from the apartment to the city green and we see dogs that are really big and mean-looking. If it wasn't for the leash laws, we wouldn't go down there.

So I have little doubt there are dogs that would chase a bigfoot. The problem I have with the story is the prints stopping at the barbed wire. Were there like big trees around the fence to climb up in?
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It was getting dark and they didn't go past the fence, so maybe this creature was able to jump the fence and land some distance away on the other side where the footprints weren't visible in the fading light. I don't think his wife was into climbing barbed wire fences after monsters in the dark, but perhaps if they had been able to cross over they may have picked up the trail again.
 
ABP.
You're doing it (The Bigfoot Legend) wrong.

Dogs are, every one of them, afraid of Bigfoot. No exceptions. Unless they are specifically trained to NOT BE afraid of Bigfoot.
 
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