Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

[atpeace]

I agree, even though there is nothing there to find, your suggestions should wake up the novice and tv viewers to the absurdity of their techniques and methods and thus question the whole experience. But, then again, the footers got it covered as BF are conveniently very ambiguous creatures and so I guess require ambiguous (difficult to comprehend) methods

 

[Drewbot]

Looks like MITT ROMNEY just lost Sasquatch's Endorsement... Could be huge in South Carolina.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBfX9Nz3dJU

 

[Mark6]

I knew a guy in USAF whose feet were so big his boots had to be custom made.

So you see, not only Bigfoot exists, some of them are smart enough to (almost) disguise themselves as human!

 

[The Shrike]

OK, which one of you guys broke the BFF?

 

[mustbeso]

I thought it was perpetually broken.

 

[DennyT]

OK, which one of you guys broke the BFF?

I suppose they will be shuffling over here, dragging their woo along behind them. /fixes canapes, straightens drapes.

 

[Drewbot]

Springer should have a show called 'I Hunt Bigfoots' he has to be running out of DNA children. He could have the bigfoot hunters bring in DNA samples and test them on the show.

 

[DennyT]

Springer should have a show called 'I Hunt Bigfoots' he has to be running out of DNA children. He could have the bigfoot hunters bring in DNA samples and test them on the show.

actually, he could just start testing random children, since bigfoot is human.

"Louise, you wanted your child tested because all the neighbors tell you he smells bad. Today we have run his DNA against Dr. Melba Ketchum's patented Bigfootest kit, and we found that he is.............drum roll..............

A BIGFOOT!!!"
[/audience: ooooooooooooooooohhhh!]

 

[The Shrike]

Would the child bigfoot then throw a chair?

 

[Drewbot]

Would the child bigfoot then throw a chair?

Yes, but the cameras will miss it.

 

[DennyT]

Clear closeup of Bigfoot published!!

 

[Spektator]

No, no, Parnassus. That's the subspecies big foot in mouth.

 

[DennyT]

George is actually not a physically imposing man. You may recall he vacationed in Hawaii last Christmas, and we had the condo next door. He gives his height at 6-2, but I would doubt that, unless he wears high heels (my son is 6-3 200 and he dwarfs George); and his footprints in the sand are not very deep. Doesn't displace much water in the hot tub; and didn't run down any deer, at least not that I noticed.

 

[Drewbot]

Who is George?

 

[DennyT]

Who is George?

aha, you didn't follow my link. Romney.

 

[Drewbot]

Followed the link, didnt see a George reference tho.

 

[DennyT]

Followed the link, didnt see a George reference tho.

quite right; Mitt; I need a nap.

 

[DennyT]

Everyone was wrong: there is a giant nationwide conspiracy of bigfoot hoaxers.

 

[captain koolaid]

Everyone was wrong: there is a giant nationwide conspiracy of bigfoot hoaxers.

The NSA is behind this app. Obviously NSA. Or, Men In Black. A plot to discredit the real deal. Then, they swoop in, cordon the squatchy area and capture Bigfoot for their secret weapons labs, before it turns invisible or goes "zzzzt" into another dimension. The scumbags.

 

[Correa Neto]

Nope, not NSA. We're too busy with our black helicopter and jets, our DVD-erasing EMP weapons and our regular bigfoot dung removal efforts. There are a couple of open positions in that sector, by the way. Anyone wishing to apply?