Moderated Bigfoot- Anybody Seen one?

[AlaskaBushPilot]

That's the only way you can get them to come back after they know you are there.

 

[Volsquatch]

Bear, or obese Bigfoot in 4x4 mode?

 

[LTC8K6]

Bear, or obese Bigfoot in 4x4 mode?

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House cat.

 

[DennyT]

Breaking: first image of supposedly proven Bigfoot tissue...
Or cat vomit, u decide.
http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/bigfoot-news-august-11-2011/

 

[snoop_doxie]

definitely cat vomit.
i just cleaned some of that very stuff off the ottoman.

geez, what to say about the rest of the article?
i am gobsmacked!

 

[LuvGodzilla]

Looks like bbq sauce to me.

 

[Drewbot]

It looks like some sort of Gravy, perhaps egg foo young gravy, on a paper plate.

 

[The Shrike]

Breaking: first image of supposedly proven Bigfoot tissue...
Or cat vomit, u decide.
http://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2011/08/11/bigfoot-news-august-11-2011/

I think I see Jesus in that blob, although he looks like one of the Thundercats.

 

[LTC8K6]

Why is the subject not centered in the photo? What were they taking a picture of?

Vermont? Vermont habituation site?

 

[Deacondark]

Jeez, even when taking a picture of stationary Bigfoot "evidence", in a lab, they get it off center, and out of focus. Some people show these guys how to use a camera, please.

 

[Drewbot]

http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=MfkjAAAAIBAJ&sjid=pyUEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5372,4076204&dq=bigfoot&hl=en

Bob Titmus and Jerry Crew, two familiar names in Bigfootry, claim that Bigfoot is an escaped 'mentally deficient' Native American.

They also claim that Bigfoot is a human.

From a 1958 article

 

[DennyT]

http://news.google.com/newspapers?id=MfkjAAAAIBAJ&sjid=pyUEAAAAIBAJ&pg=5372,4076204&dq=bigfoot&hl=en

Bob Titmus and Jerry Crew, two familiar names in Bigfootry, claim that Bigfoot is an escaped 'mentally deficient' Native American.

They also claim that Bigfoot is a human.

From a 1958 article

How are those camera traps workin out? 52 years later, we are exactly where we were then...one of the hallmarks of pseudoscience, by the way.

 

[William Parcher]

I'm not sure if Bigfooters are prepared for an art film on Bigfoot. From the Sundance Film Festival 2011... Letters from the Big Man (movie trailer).


Sundance listing.

Patty's husband goes for a walk. He even does that lower leg lift thing that the PGF believers say a human can't do in a suit.

The Making of Letters from the Big Man: Exclusive Video and Interview

 

[GT/CS]

If only they had a warped enough sense of humor to hire BH as the suit wearer!

 

[River]

Hey guys, I came across this sighting report earlier.

Billybobbyjohnny: We uh, I uh recorded this here stashcwatch in the bush the other day, err night.

Bee-FRO report #420
report filed by interviewer KaTT Monkeydater. KaTT has over 20 years field experience babysitting townies and coddling rich benefactors. KaTT also has a degree in celcius. KaTT graduated paw school with honors and today uses paw to rap trees with. Also skilled at screaming like a lunatic and e-rage.

We met with, errr called Billybobbyjohnnydonny, goddamnit you know you name on the date of... uhm, it was warm outside. Light too.

He told us of the massive stench that overwhelmed him and how it took him over three hours to clean his pants after he pewped in them. No one would lie about seeing a Bi Pee dull ape screaming like a coyote, errr primate in the neighborhood, errrr deep in the forest. I believe whatver his name is was telling the truth and that they are a credible wetmass.

Witnesses wife files this report.

Fan Boy/Farter (family farm owner)
Box came to my door every night for some. ERrr Garlic. The first time it happened I was out in the barn taking a shi... errr shining a flashlight around and then box told me in english, that i had a nice a__ and and and .... the rest is just a blur.

we woke up in vegas, and i think I'm pregnant!

Here is my artists rendering of box. It looks EXACTLY like him!@!@?

ps: if you see Box tell him to keep it on the DL! Hubby read the report and bought a game cam!

We decided to send it some Linguini. This is what ensued:

VIP ULTRASUPERCOOL PR DJ Spott Bellson. Qualifications: was formerly in the navy recruiting commercial as a cook.

We've obsessed errr examined these recordings many many times over, and enhanced it to the point that its only artifacts. After that we decided it was better if we made our own sample that was a rendering of what we felt the call shouldve sounded like, then we took a maginifying glass and took a closer look at the CD.

THIS IS THE AMAZING THING WE STARTED TO UNCOVER!@

At first we started to see this in the wav file.

Then after some time in photoshop we saw this.

Then everything started to become clear!!!! WE HAD DISCOVERED A NEW LANGUAGE!!!!!!!!! We extracted this from the ORIGINAL wav file.



Its clear that this is a sassmyasscwatch. There is no question in my mind and we should PROTEX THEM CUZ THEY ARE LIKE, SPECIAL AND STUFF. We have a missing link, errr They are the missing lynx!!!

rawr

News of this spread quickly through the pooter world. Pooters everywhere knew this was the one they had waited for... but they didnt know the truth... the real truth. There was something sinister at work. Something so vile.... We had an expert, errrrr del ewe jan el dude take a look at this and this is what he found.

MMMkay Laydis:

I think everyone is looking at the wrong things here. Lets take a look at the impressions left in the couch by the OP. There is more to be seen than first meets the eye.

First I prepared the scanner by taking an herb bath and sprinkling rose pedals all over the bathroom. It left me feeling fresh and a bit Randi. I then rinsed in peyote and started to feel incredible.

I began to count the black dots on the television in between channels. It was amazing, and intense. This went on for hours, and the black ants seem to be winning at some point. At first it looked like this.

I decided the dots were made up of distinctive patterns such as these combined. I've stablized the image to come up with these images.

then after a while it started to look like this

I decided it was time to take a new approach and it was at that time I remembered the Crack laced smack that I had been smoking earlier while tripping on those 14 hits of acid. I inhaled, and suddenly everything started to look like this.

I dont know wtf happened next, but I woke up the next day feeling like this.

Must be the real deal. I gots me some biscardi in the cooler.

 

[DennyT]

Fist bump

 

[Drewbot]

http://bigfootevidence.blogspot.com/2011/08/bigfoot-locked-on-thermal-bfros-july.html

What they saw on Saturday night at the Bluff Creek area was something to write home about. For at least 15 minutes, the expedition team using a thermal imager, locked onto a creature they claimed to be a Sasquatch. The expedition leader said, "The creature appeared to be sitting on a rock outcropping on the right-hand side of the gravel road with its back to the group."

...No, they didn't do anything except watch the creature through the thermal imager...

 

[AlaskaBushPilot]

River -

We need prizes for this kind of thing. It has motivated me to reach a new level of derision for 'footery.

 

[HarryHenderson]

True comedy!

 

[River]

UPDATE!

MAJOR BREAKING BIGFOOT NEWS!!!

The heavy weights weigh in, and its not pretty....

J Furry Smelledum:
The footprint evidence collected on the scene suggests that it is quite possible that some type of hominid left these impressions. We would imagine that the foot leaving the impressions is bi pee dull and also exhibits a mid sore pal break up. Also noted are the durr mall rigids left by the homonid.

One could spend hours looking at the curves of the casts, fantasizing..errr pretending to touch the feet. Oh yes the feet. I can almost smell the foot as I fondle the cast gentle at first, then with some force. It came, alive in my hands and I was there with it and all of the sudden.. I knew it was real. These magnificent impressions were left near a bigfoot conference, an oh high O.

J Furry Smelledum received a grant earlier today of 986345654 dollars to study the effects of nonentities upon an imaginary dream from an undisclosed benefactor. Smelledum also launches his new website called EVALUATION OF ALLEGED MUD SMEARS AND THEY'RE IN FURRED FUN CHANNEL MOAR PHALLAGY. Here is a recent photo of Smelledum taken by his followers, errr fans at a recent worship, errr convention center.

Well known Creep toe biologist Pourin Coldone got wind of it and had this to say.

Pourin Coldone:
I've been studying nothing for some time now, and nothing from nothing leaves nothing. You gotta have something if you wanna be with me.

Dr Bingerale:
Burp, please burp, excuse me for a moment whilte I refresh my mamories. Oh yes much better. Where was I again? Yes the creatures. They're here. They're among us. We're burp, uhhhh where was I again? Oh yes, the creatures. They're everywhere. Marred tinies gar sawn. Here is the most recent footage I was shown from the Kent hucky party, err site.

recent image of Dr Bingerale

Old school pooter Earwick Duhhhimdum had this to say.

Earwick Duhhhimdum

The **** ********** ******** *** sasquatches ********** ******** *** ********** ******** *** ********** ******** *** ********** ******** *** ********** ******** ********** ******** sasquatch *** ********** ******** *** ********** ******** the sasquatch.

Gleeboy Blabbins attemped to show bigpooters everwhere the truth.

Gleeboy Blabbins:

I lernt it alls from my pasture. we's had cwire practis and hes lernt us gewd. I maid this her suit fur the bleevers. Ass you can si, this her suit looks zaktli liek it.

Hearwack Bedlord:

As this video clip shows, the invisible creatures are mating with other animals as well as humans. This poor doe happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. This is DEFINITIVE PROOF OF THEIR EXISTENCE!!!

Apereal Willham from Moregone research told us about her experiences and about her new book eunuch about the missing member of the homonid tree.

Apereal Willham:

As a child my family experienced a habituation from one of the beings like eunuch. Though he was a giant he was gentle as a summers breeze and harmless. We went searching for this huge missing member. We looked long and hard, and talked about whatever came up in hopes of one day finding the massive member. That day came alas. It was huge, my god.. I decided it could never be re-attached and kept it secret for years. I hid it in the barn and only went there when no one was home. This important piece of the homonid tree, this wood if you will is key to life itself. Where would man be without it I ask??

Though eunuch is a sad story, it is also story about love. Love with no boundaries, love without attachments.

lol... I swear I'm done.

Don't forget to tip your bartresses and waitenders.