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August Stundie nominations

Over on the DI forum, human evolution has been sorted:

"I think a good compromise is for me to say I think we are a mix of ape and reptillian DNA (or maybe otter or dolphin i suppose) and were made in the moon by lizard geneticists. reptillian DNA would make sense as apparently some of them live underwater."

http://forum.davidicke.com/showthread.php?t=178520
 
Having thought about this, I think this is worthy of a Stundie nomination. (I posted it earlier in the Birther thread)

WND's (Wing Nut Delusions) Joseph Farah wonders if this was REALLY President Obama's 50th birthday.


How much don't we know about Barack Obama as he nears the end of his third year of White House occupation?

Well, he claims today is his 50th birthday.

Yet, incredibly, it is still only an unsubstantiated claim – and, perhaps, more suspect than ever.
http://www.wnd.com/index.php?fa=PAGE.view&pageId=329509
 
I get the feeling that the Norway attacks are a very clever fakery. So that they can't get caught. And at the same time deliberately shoddy and amateurish-looking digital video and image editing to make people eventually see that it's fake without being able to legally prosecute anyone for it.

The purpose is to be a part of a larger disclosure plan. Kind of them saying: "Hey look people, mainstream media has been telling you huge lies. You are not children any longer. You don't have to believe in the Santa Claus version of reality. It's time for you to be told the truth. Because the direction of lies leads to a crippled and hampered society and it needs to be improved. We are therefore now steering this Titanic society away from the impending iceberg."

forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1060092045&postcount=305
 
Here's a stundie........I think?

You be the judge.

Even if I spoke those words I wrote the meaning would be clear. For example if I were in a conversation about Joe Biden..and said President Biden, instead of President Biden..and not correct it, not a big deal.

tmd, our newest Stundie factory........
 
from the comment section in a cold steel knife video, I couldnt resist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsgU7FUuEEE

!!! WARNING !!!

The series 'V' is a fictional TV show that explains (revelation of method) what is really going on with the evil UFO creatures (real spirit Lucifer & spirit demon gods) on this earth. The John Carpenter movie 'THEY LIVE' is actually a docudrama that explained this fact about the UFO creatures 25 years ago, but most people care more about the foolish religion of sports than truth, freedom or saving their own lives! I have evidence.

Private Investigator Sinne

U.S.A. Washington
 
I tried to respond the this but decided to nominate it instead...

Responding to "Significant structural damage + gravity = collapse." Clayton Moore sedd:

If that were true there would be no need for the extensive expensive preparation for the current controlled demolition methodology.

All that would be necessary would be program a computer model and determine the damage necessary to instigate a gravity collapse.

I guess planning and prep are mutually exclusive?

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=7454320#post7454320
 
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My first-ever Stundie nomination. :)

From the Red Flag Deals off-topic forum. This idiot thinks that Navy Seals actually practice..well read on for some amazing Stundiness concerning that shot-down helicopter...

do the math, everybody died, all 40 of them, even if they were all blade dancing at least 1 should have survived to tell, the truth god damn it, even the dog died they wanted no truthsayers. the explaination:

just wait until the rpg hit, the heli starts spiraling, everybody OUT, 40 jump out, two cases,

case 1: helicopter spirals up, blades are on top, seals jump out, blade dancing occurs, statistically speaking at the very least 1 should survive. seals are trainged to avoid helicopter blades, they can "dance" with the blades, watch on youtube, highly trained superhuman reflexed seals will woosh and spin around 100,000 rpm rotor blades. they will spread thier arms wide and it will look like they are flying at terminal velocity. they will do aerial summersaults, backflips, forward flips, crisscrossing with each passing blade, around and around and around. you can see them try special moves like grabbing thier calfs and tucking themselves into a ball and airbouce between the blades.they can even do figure dancing moves. it is amazing to watch a whole team of seals do thier dance, each with different moves and styles for hours on end next to a freefalling helicopter. seals are badass. survivors are highly probable.

case 2: helicopter spirals down, blades are down, seals jump out, since heli is heavier than peeple the people are in the clear, blade dancing does NOT occur. everybody that went for this opportunity is safe. survivors are highly probable.

now that all 2 cases are considered and still no survivors, this was a set up. the truth? i leave taht to the theorists.

I can't seem to find any Blade-Dancing youtube videos....:D

http://forums.redflagdeals.com/brea...embers-killed-taliban-1067403/7/#post13256221
 
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Moon-hoaxer fails to understand backscatter; hilarity ensues:

un_plugged said:
"The Moon's surface is bright enough to light my garden, it acts in backlighting objects in shadow. The shadows on the 'lit' astronaut are cast vertically, indicating the light source came from below."

That is got to be the funniest statement yet.

Unless the surface is made of glass or is a giant mirror it won't reflect ****.

A shadow cast would still make everything black no matter what color the surface is.

ps. If the light is being cast from below then there must of been a spot light pointing up.


http://forum.davidicke.com/showpost.php?p=1059597341&postcount=7800
 
Poe's Law states that a parody of a radical is impossible to distinguish from the real thing. In other words the guy is just having fun saying something really outlandish but we can't tell for sure because there are people out there that will say that earnestly.
 

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