Atheists attacking Billy Ray Cyrus

[billw]

Hmm... Never knew Billy Ray was up that route.

I think they were living in La Cañada Flintridge, so might take SR2 to get to "Hollywood" which includes Burbank.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

We also use "pickers" to pick up trash, not pointy sticks.

Ten post penalty for trying to inject reality into my over-reactionary satire post. And loss of down. Or Downey, depending on where you're located.

 

[Beerina]

A FaceBook friend has posited the question of what D&D spell we should be casting on him. I suggest that feeblemind would have no effect.

  Intelligence    Min/Max    % Chance        Notes
    Score       Spells Per   To Know
[U]                  Level                                                         [/U]

      3                                Here or lower, character can only be a
                                       hyper-religious country music star.                
      4                
      5                                Minimum score for a thief character.
      6                                Minimum score for a fighter character.
      7
      8
      9              4/6         35
     10              5/7         45
     11
     12
     13              6/8         55
     14
     15              7/9         65
     16
     17              8/10        75
     18              9/11        85
     19             10/12        95

 

[arthwollipot]

Damn, your friend's still stuck in 1st edition???

Tell him to get with it, dude!

 

[biomorph]

Can we somehow flex our satanic muscle to get a new album out of Faith No More?

Id sell my soul for that.

Is that cash or card?

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Is that cash or card?

We take cash if you have two picture IDs.

 

[Cayvmann]

Billy Ray deserves the no talent label, but don't diss Barry Manilow. Even Bob Dylan likes Barry Manilow, man....

http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/artists/7bb60591-46f3-4147-b692-1814a87e832e

 

[ZirconBlue]

MWAHAHAHA!

You know, until this whole Miley Cyrus thing, I never had much against Billy Ray, really. I thought his mullet was icky, but thought "Achy Breaky" had a certain catchiness to it and I enjoyed trying to learn the steps to the dance. (But then I'll do the "Cotton-Eyed Joe" for hours." Here's the dance - best done in a huge crowd with plenty of beer and margaritas: )

But this "Satan is stalking me thing" is just completely bonkers.

p.s. Here are some people learning the "Cotton-Eyed Joe" with instructions in French - wonderful to see culture spreading around the world.

I'm mostly familiar with the techno/dance remix version that was floating around in the 90s.

Please don't compare the Bee Gees to Billy Ray. The Bee Gees had talent.

Can we somehow flex our satanic muscle to get a new album out of Faith No More?

Id sell my soul for that.

Seems like a good excuse to post a Faith No More cover of a Bee Gees song.

 

[billw]

A big THANK YOU to Billy Ray Cyrus for helping us recruit new volunteers! This morning we had the Biggest. Crew. Ever.

Seven of us picked up a lot of trash - welcome and thanks to the new folks.

 

[Gawdzilla Sama]

A big THANK YOU to Billy Ray Cyrus for helping us recruit new volunteers! This morning we had the Biggest. Crew. Ever.

Seven of us picked up a lot of trash - welcome and thanks to the new folks.

I wonder if you guys were in collusion with BRC all along.

 

[Cheri_T]

Aha! The pathway to hell actually is paved with good intentions!

 

[X]

Aha! The pathway to hell actually is paved with good intentions!

Well... cleaned, at any rate.

 

[Roadtoad]

Nothing more? I'd have thought Billy Ray would have found a lot more to whine about.

 

[GrouchoMarxist]

Nothing more? I'd have thought Billy Ray would have found a lot more to whine about.

I just don't think you'd understand.

 

[Tricky]

Nothing more? I'd have thought Billy Ray would have found a lot more to whine about.

He's probably saving it for his next album.

 

[EvilSmurf]

Since atheists and/or Satan seem to have a good deal of power over middle aged pop singers and their careers, I propose a deal.

Christians, especially the Protestants- we will give you Barry Manilow if you give us Moby and Alice Cooper.

You can keep Faith Hill, though.

And Kanye West and R. Kelly.

Bono, too. He sucks.

You can have him.

Any way we can work out a trade with the Catholics and snag Tom Araya at the same time?

 

[GrouchoMarxist]

Any way we can work out a trade with the Catholics and snag Tom Araya at the same time?

Might have to throw in a couple of prayers to be named later.

 

[Elizabeth I]

He's probably saving it for his next album.

Is he still making albums? I thought he was just pimping his daughter out (metaphorically, that is.)

 

[Mudcat]

You're a genuinely sick SOB, Merv. You just reminded me of...

Never heard of that till just now and it sums nicely my thoughts and feelings on the vast majority of music (and I don't even have a radio to blow up out of annoyance).

@ Madalch I like the avatar. Is that supposed to be Obama as a Goa'uld possessed Vulcan?

 

[ScottXSI]

Christians have attacked him as well