TubbaBlubba
Knave of the Dudes
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Every time I see a crucifix or David's Star, I feel as if I'm under attack by Nero Caesar.
The Atheist Takeover
1. First, we clean the highways, invoking Satan as we poke trash with those long pointy sticks.
2. We begin to cruelly erase graffiti while we sing Beatles songs backwards.
3. THEN... we sweep up after large public events-- Superbowl, Mardi Gras... while we pray to the Dark Lord.
4. NEXT, and here's where we get really REALLY nasty-- we *********** start a MAID SERVICE! That's RIGHT! We get into your HOUSE! WE CLEAN YOUR FLOORS! OH HELLS YEAH, WE DO *********** WINDOWS!!!
5. The coup de grace: recycling bins on every streetcorner. That's right bitches! The satanic athesists are coming to clean your house and your world.
SUFFER OUR EVIL TIDYNESS!!! SUFFER!
Mwahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahah!!!!!
Was there actually a lap dance? I saw some mild grinding while both parties were on the dance floor. Neither party was seated. I had trouble playing the video so I don't know if I saw it all.
NEXT, and here's where we get really REALLY nasty-- we *********** start a MAID SERVICE! That's RIGHT! We get into your HOUSE! WE CLEAN YOUR FLOORS! OH HELLS YEAH, WE DO *********** WINDOWS!!!
All people with good taste should attack Billy Ray Cyrus.
In the 70's, I had a leisure suit and polyester shirts.
Pictures?
Look with horror upon the fount of all evil:
[qimg]http://forthesakeofscience.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/atheists-united.jpg?w=468&h=624[/qimg]

Mr. Cyrus:
As an atheist, I must note that in order for me to even want to attack you, there must, in fact, be some sort of a threat from you. Since a lack of talent and taste are not considered an attack...
http://friendlyatheist.com/2011/02/16/billy-ray-cyrus-scared-of-atheist-sign/
Makes me ashamed to be an atheist. Really? All this power and Billy Ray Cyrus is the best we can do?
http://gossip.whyfame.com/billy-ray-cyrus-thinks-mileys-lap-dance-was-just-fun-4787
Seems a tad weird, but whatever.
Makes me ashamed to be an atheist. Really? All this power and Billy Ray Cyrus is the best we can do?