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Atheists are just maltheists.

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JEHOVAH 1 IS A MALICIOUS ALIEN FROM A CORPORATE GALAXY. IT DOES NOT MATTER WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IN HIM. DO YOU THINK HE GOES AWAY IF YOU THINK HE ISN'T THERE? WHY SHOULD HE CARE WHAT YOU BELIEVE? WHAT ARE YOU TO HIM? WHAT YOU SHOULD BE ASKING IS "DO THE GODS BELIEVE IN ME, AND, IF SO, WHERE CAN I HIDE?"
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1inC, where is your seat on his flying saucers when X Day is near???
 
1inChrist said:
Period.

The fact of the resurrection that no historian disputes.
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Oh man, I just got this far and started laughing and can't stop.

1inC, you have outdone yourself.

I'm sure some usurper has already claimed this victory (I haven't read the thread), but the truth is I win ~ argument by ignorance

Although I suppose 1inC might be the more rightful winner by ignorance

no historian :D :D
 
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TruthSeeker said:

Although I suppose 1inC might be the more rightful winner by ignorance
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If those were the rules, 1inC would win every thread he starts, since they all start with his unique brand of ignorance.

The historian bit is classic.
 
1inC, who are the historians (no Christian apologists or anything else) that accept the historic fact of the resurrection?
 
The minister of my mom's church doesn't accept the 'facts' of the resurrection, nor any of the other mystic aspects of Jesus' life. No virgin birth, no miracles--none of that. Stunned me when I first heard of it, but then later, I realized he merely regards Jesus in the same way Buddhists regard the Buddha.
 
1 in C you are so completely wrong it is pointless arguing with you.

Sadly when you die you will be too dead to understand how wrong you are !
 
Eww, theophile (opposite of maltheist) sounds perverse. I wonder if 1inC thinks he'll have sex with his gods when he dies, like Franko & his goddess.
 
Way to feed the troll, guys.

Just quit replying. Do you seriously think this discussion is going anywhere?
 
Nope. It's just a snappy one-liner contest, actually. 1inC is just the fodder supply for this month.
 
btw, I consider myself to be a sympathetic agnostic leaning towards something like universalism. In otherwords, if god exists, alot of people have a general idea, but the specifics are unknowable. I'm not sure if there's a name for that or not, so maybe I'm an agnodenominiationalisticologist?
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Ummm...weak diest?
 
1inChrist said:
Period.

I am sure there are some people foolish enough to not believe in God but I think the majority of ''atheists'' are just maltheists. Just look at the way people bash God, Jesus, The Bible, The fact of the resurrection that no historian disputes.

May I ask a question to all the so-called ''atheists'' here?

What happened in your life that made you get mad at Him? Did someone die? Did a horrible tradegy happen? Well, it doesn't matter because on Judgement day you will have ZERO excuses for throwing such raw hatred towards Him. It doesn't matter what has happened in your life.
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That would make things simpler for you, wouldn't it?
 
evildave said:
Eww, theophile (opposite of maltheist) sounds perverse. I wonder if 1inC thinks he'll have sex with his gods when he dies, like Franko & his goddess.
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His Wrath = code word for "in your butt"

His Glory = code word for "in your mouth"

Now that explains everything!
 
evildave said:
Eww, theophile (opposite of maltheist) sounds perverse. I wonder if 1inC thinks he'll have sex with his gods when he dies, like Franko & his goddess.
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Wow.

Did he really say that?

Wow.
 
Ratman_tf said:
Wow.

Did he really say that?

Wow.
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I don't remember whether he came out and directly said he'd get a bang from his logical gravitron goddess for being her best (and only) desciple. He was gonna be the one with her, and everybody else would be chucked into the 'abyss' for spinning the wrong way, or some such nonsense because cars drove matter.
 
Oh, you meant Franko.

I can't believe you all forgot the comic. Just about everything Franko says is a direct quote from the boards.
 
evildave said:
I don't remember whether he came out and directly said he'd get a bang from his logical gravitron goddess for being her best (and only) desciple. He was gonna be the one with her, and everybody else would be chucked into the 'abyss' for spinning the wrong way, or some such nonsense because cars drove matter.
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Ah. Okay. I thought he was actually talking about fornication with his diety.

Which, when I think about it isn't so... out there, but still not a very common belief in modern times.

Now Zeus... :D
 
TheERK said:
Way to feed the troll, guys.

Just quit replying. Do you seriously think this discussion is going anywhere?
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I don't really consider 1 in c to be the audience for all the responses.

I think that these threads are for the lurkers who might be questioning their own faith, and are looking to see what else is out there.

I think that these threads help illustrate the difference between critical thinking and rabid blind faith.

As 1 in c is faced with tough questions, I think it is interesting to watch as his posts become increasingly bizarre/delusional/baseless/psychotic.

You almost get the sense that he wants us to believe in his dogma so that we have to live in fear the way he does. When we simply shrug off his "believe or else you will suffer" line of attack, we diminish the emotional threat associated with it.

All in all, I don't really think that the casual readers of threads like this end up embracing dogma. I think they are usually on the verge of letting go of a useless belief system. If reading 1 in c's absurd posts/threads helps them finally let go , then I thank 1 in c, and those like him for helping that process.
 
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