Astral War

[Solus]

Why does it always have to be absolutes with this woo stuff? Good vs evil is boring. It's more interesting when it's vague.

If we are mistaken about this poster (perhaps because of his poor writing skill). He is in fact promoting a new game idea, in which case I'm in favor of it. It could an RPG, your character starts out with claiming they can astroproject. After trainning or something your character eventually actually gains the ability to astroproject and can then enter a new world astro world. An adventure where the fate of Earth hinges on an invisible "astro" war.

Either that or it's a title for some a new Japanese anime, either would be interesting.

 

[Hokulele]

You know, I really didn't realize AstralWar was masking profanity - I thought he/she was talking some sort of "astral war" speak and just wasn't letting on to the rest of us what it all means. But I admit either way I sort of turned it into that - bad ExM.

Ditto. I thought it was a misspelling of "chi". I will sit with you in the naughty corner.

 

[Locknar]

Ditto. I thought it was a misspelling of "chi". I will sit with you in the naughty corner.

So now all the 3 of us need, is some beer & good pizza while we sit in the corner and it could be a party

 

[Hokulele]

So now all the 3 of us need, is some beer & good pizza while we sit in the corner and it could be a party

Good pizza or eeeevil pizza?

 

[ZeroAltitude]

Why does it always have to be absolutes with this woo stuff? Good vs evil is boring. It's more interesting when it's vague.

Or at least useful.

Maybe he could destroy whole cults AND give you six months interest free on your next loan.

 

[Foolmewunz]

Good pizza or eeeevil pizza?

Oooooh, I'm telllllinnngggg!

Oh, you three are so going to get zapped. Snacks during a time out, even if they're evil snacks are not allowed during a War.

If AstralWar can destroy whole cults (gee, I hope Mr. Skinny hasn't seen this thread) in a wink, he's gonna get you three, for sure.

 

[Hokulele]

Oooooh, I'm telllllinnngggg!

Oh, you three are so going to get zapped. Snacks during a time out, even if they're evil snacks are not allowed during a War.

If AstralWar can destroy whole cults (gee, I hope Mr. Skinny hasn't seen this thread) in a wink, he's gonna get you three, for sure.

I will distract him with the eeeeevil pizza while ExMinister guards the beer.

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

You know, I really didn't realize AstralWar was masking profanity - I thought he/she was talking some sort of "astral war" speak and just wasn't letting on to the rest of us what it all means. But I admit either way I sort of turned it into that - bad ExM.

Me neither, though I thought he was referring to "chits" as in vouchers for cash which I interpreted as a corruption of "chips" as in gambling.

Meh.

 

[Jackalgirl]

Oh, it THAT what he/she/they meant by "chit"? STRAIGHT over my head. I was thinking along the same lines as you, US.

 

[zooterkin]

I guess we have to look more closely at everything he said. Did he really mean 'cults', for example?

 

[amb]

I guess we have to look more closely at everything he said. Did he really mean 'cults', for example?

All religions are cults. Only that the major ones have more than a thousand members, and become religions. And therefore tax free.

 

[MRC_Hans]

I call troll or total bonkers. Possibly both.

Hans

 

[arthwollipot]

ArthW, no disrespect intended, it might help if you had a gimmick. Can you channel any discarnate beings? Maybe an extra-terrestrial? Do you know when the world is going to end?? Any good cult leader should at least know when the world is going to end.

Of course I know when the world is going to end. I can't let on because it would traumatise humanity and cause mass panic. It's much better that you continue on as though you all had a future, believe me. I know this because the Atlantean scholar Barfwilliput speaks to me in my dreams.

I'd like to join your cult, Arth. I think you'd make a great Unquestioned Lord and Master. Problem is, I don't care for wearing white, and I like my stuff. Would it be okay if I joined as an "In Name Only" member and kept my possessions and a measure of individuality? Let me know ASAP, 'cause I'm eager to prostrate myself before Your Greatness and begin sniveling in Your general direction.

Well, white is actually just to draw in the gullible masses. White sells, you know? Those in the Inner Circle actually get to wear green robes. Does green work for you?

 

[Empress]

Well, white is actually just to draw in the gullible masses. White sells, you know? Those in the Inner Circle actually get to wear green robes. Does green work for you?

My favorite color, My Liege! All hail Arthwollipot!

 

[ExMinister]

Oh, you three are so going to get zapped. Snacks during a time out, even if they're evil snacks are not allowed during a War.

If AstralWar can destroy whole cults (gee, I hope Mr. Skinny hasn't seen this thread) in a wink, he's gonna get you three, for sure.

That figures.

I say all of us in the inner circle of ArthW's cult wear green, drink beer and eat evil pizza.

Green is the color of MONEY in the US after all - only us inner circlers will know the secret meaning.

If we survive being zapped, can we all ride around in limos?

 

[Dancing David]

I am undefeated. When I take care of bussiness I not only handle one but whole cults.

Well, I suppose that is possible. Welcome to the forum and all that.

Honor binds me to not ridicule you, but if you wish to fight cults of demons, I hope it cleans your soul.

(It's a cleaner and floorwax, Jim.)

Blessed be.

 

[Dancing David]

AstralWar MaGiCal Combat Crowley Carrol (the coward)

I do not do Circles and Chit I can penetrate them So there is no Need to think that you are Safe within one

Perhaps stopping every five seconds while you post would help the clarity of communication, that way you could pause to decide what you want to say.
Are you saying you are combatting Crowley, Carrol, or Carol Crowley, or Crowley Carrol?

Um my circle is so weak that it can not be penetrated, and all that. There is no reason to think that I am safe when I cross the street either.

 

[Dancing David]

Now why would I tell you that. Do you really think I am gonna tell you what it is. Just know I can adapt. I am undefeated I destroy whole cults Not 1by1 cause that Would not be fair

To conquer surrender?

You need better teachers or you will reach the point where you battle the bechamel in the attic and see opponents in very corner.

Battle does not lead to balance and it might seem that you are out of balance.

Why war? Do you like to leave astral orphans in your wake.

 

[Dancing David]

I think someone's pulling our leg(s).

Unfortunately not, it is all too common amongst occultists, and effects about 30% of them.

But after they meet the FSM (parise the Saucy Appendages), they become Garlic Toast.

 

[X]

Ooh ooh ooh!

I want to be smited!

Where do I sign up?