Astral War

[amb]

I have no connections with anyone at all. I represent no website at all. I can destroy cleanse Evil Demons. I can influence situations in the lives of people

Jebus H Christ. You sound very dangerous. Please don't smite me. I have nothing to do with these fools who laugh at your greatness.

What planet do you hail from? Where abouts is your mother ship?
How many of you are there?
Should the Pentagon be imformed and is George W Bush one of you?

 

[Irish Murdoch]

Can you knock over the table lamp in my study by astral means? That would be a test for you--let me know when you've put forward the effort to do it, and I'll let you know whether the lamp remains upright or not. Or can you only knock over "astral" objects? If so, we have a difficulty on our hands, because such objects are not (unproblematically) publicly accessible.

(I know that you haven't said anything specifically about knocking over objects, but I just want to focus on a way in which we could test your putative powers.)

 

[amb]

Do you also bend spoons? What about Uri Geller, do you astrally communicate with him?
Tell you what. I'll believe your mighty power if you astrally open a beer I have in front of me.
You do that and I will personally contact James Randi to get ready to write his queque for a million bucks.

 

[CriticalSock]

I bet that beer is open by now.... PROOF!

 

[arthwollipot]

I really would like an answer to this question:

Now why would I tell you that. Do you really think I am gonna tell you what it is. Just know I can adapt. I am undefeated I destroy whole cults Not 1by1 cause that Would not be fair

Can you give us an example of a cult that you destroyed? Can you tell us how you destroyed it? Did you kill its members?

If you cannot tell us what cults you have already destroyed, how can we take you seriously when you say that you can destroy cults? Can you really destroy cults? How? By killing all their members?

 

[UnrepentantSinner]

He seems to be doing a great job of destroying the Astral War cult's credibility without posting any details thus far.

 

[Loss Leader]

Hi, Astral War. I just quickly wanted to declare myself your enemy and dare you to destroy me. I am using Black Energy to challenge you.

 

[ExMinister]

 

[Alice Shortcake]

Is your name Legion, by any chance?

 

[paximperium]

Hi, Astral War. I just quickly wanted to declare myself your enemy and dare you to destroy me. I am using Black Energy to challenge you.

So is this a or a ?

 

[learner]

Hi, Astral War. I just quickly wanted to declare myself your enemy and dare you to destroy me. I am using Black Energy to challenge you.

Can I use White energy? We could flank him just to make sure

 

[Biscuit]

Do you play Dungeons and Dragons? Could you use your powers to hurt someone who asked a silly question about you on an internet forum? Should I have asked the second question first?

 

[Lanzy]

wow.......

Just one little q.

Are you currently living in an institution of some kind? maybe 2 qs. What pills are you taking?

 

[Foolmewunz]

I think someone's pulling our leg(s).

 

[AstralWar]

I am giving everyone till next week sometime till i counter. I figure that would be enough time for everyone to get their ***** ready. that way there will be more of you by that time. Free hits for everyone till then.

Edited by chillzero: 

Please do not attempt to mask profanity in your posts by changing a letter.

 

[Locknar]

I am giving everyone till next week sometime till i counter. I figure that would be enough time for everyone to get their ***** ready. that way there will be more of you by that time. Free hits for everyone till then.

Until you counter with what, a bolo-punch, rabbit punch, hay-maker?

It has already been asked...what cults have you destroyed, when, where, how? Odd how you won't answer such a simple questions, just provide more non-sense babble.

Harvey, my giant invisible rabbit, says you have no powers what so ever; and who am I to argue with a giant rabbit (with killer teeth).

 

[Foolmewunz]

Well, AstralWar, I really was hoping you were Peggy Kane, but I'll settle for smiting. I am worthy. Heck, I was to late in joining here to get on the blinding list, so I figure a good old fashioned smiting is just the thing to make things interesting.

 

[Robaato]

Oh wow, is this going to be the latest "in" group, like the Corn Dog 22, or the Bethke Blinding List?

I'm in!

*オムマネパドメオム* *オムマネパドメオム*
*オムマネパドメオム* *オムマネパドメオム*

 

[ExMinister]

What does this ***** mean?

 

[fuelair]

What does this ***** mean?

The same thing it means anytime something is full of *****.

BTB Awar - either there is only one war or there are - as far as our minds can be concerned - a near infinite number of them. Just depends on how you look at it.