Application Proposal - Mental Telepathy

[vIQleS]

Sorry, mate, but no way.

These twats can sit at home and take a real test very simply themselves to figure out that they're talking crap, but they never do.

I have zero respect level for these people and will treat them accordingly. The kid gloves suit some situations, but people who think they're telepathic, nope. If he's got mental health issues, then he shoudl go see a doctor, fast. Other than that, he's just a puller and deserves to be treated accordingly.

Can you not allow for the possibility that some of these applicants may actually be not lying, and not mentally ill? Actually believing that they can dowse for water or talk to the dead...

(Not that this case isn't most likely some sort of mental illness...)

In the case of someone who just hasn't thought it through, or properly tested their ability (because they don't know how), then we want to encourage them to come here and talk about it, and either test themselves, or let us do it. Treating serious applicants poorly, doesn't encourage the people we want to come here and chat - treat people like trolls and that's what you'll get...

Not that this applicant is serious of course, but if he did show up - good for him. He would certainly deserve more respect than most that we have to deal with in here.

(Phew...)
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[The Atheist]

Can you not allow for the possibility that some of these applicants may actually be not lying, and not mentally ill? Actually believing that they can dowse for water or talk to the dead...

(Not that this case isn't most likely some sort of mental illness...)

Yeah, I mentioned mental illness as that is a separate circumstance altogether.

Being no doctor, all I can say is what I did - find a good doctor first!

In the case of someone who just hasn't thought it through, or properly tested their ability (because they don't know how), then we want to encourage them to come here and talk about it, and either test themselves, or let us do it. Treating serious applicants poorly, doesn't encourage the people we want to come here and chat - treat people like trolls and that's what you'll get...

I mentioned that, too. If people think they have psychic powers, come in and say so from the start, do a home test and be honest about it. Dargo has done none of the above.

In terms of trolls, if it talks like a trol, trolls like a troll and spurts out BS like a troll, then it's probably a troll and I'm happy to treat it as such.

Dargo fulfils all the criteria of a troll and none of a person genuinely interested in finding out whether he is indeed the first person in history with telepathic ability.

Not that this applicant is serious of course, but if he did show up - good for him. He would certainly deserve more respect than most that we have to deal with in here.

(Phew...)
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That's probably a good point, but in dargo's case, he's been given ample opportunity to be dealt with humanely and missed it.

He's been "too busy"??? Jesus, Telstra must pay bloody well these days if he can worry about spurning $3M Aussie while he works at the help desk!

(Good day to be in here! Horror weather - blame AGW.)

 

[sackett]

... if he did show up - good for him. He would certainly deserve more respect than most that we have to deal with in here....

Respect for the weak? For the unfit? Bah! You''re a disgrace to your brother Klingons!

But I'll overlook that, because I agree. Poor saps show up here and tend to get bullied -- and I've taken part in the bullying (just to prove my Klingonhood), and felt bad about it afterwards.

Maybe if enough people say "Get help!" and nothing more, at least a few of these poor creatures will actually do it.

Do I get the laughing dog for that? Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

 

[rjh01]

Maybe if enough people say "Get help!" and nothing more, at least a few of these poor creatures will actually do it.

Do I get the laughing dog for that? Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

After 1 April everything changes. We can ask them to show us some medea exposure. Without that we should not even talk to them. It would get rid of trolls fast.

But that would spoil all our fun. They will go away and we will never hear from them again.

 

[catbasket]

They will go away and we will never hear from them again.

Oh you poor deluded optimist

 

[Apathia]

The trolls, we will have with us always.
And have we not fully demonstrated our ability to troll ourselves?

 

[FarmallMTA]

Dargo, you're a rich man walking, just need the right job. Yo, check this...

You or your friend goes to work for the USDA. You gain access to the top secret Orange Crop report hidden away deep in the bowels of government until it's released.

But since you've seen it, you can telepathically communicate the results to your friend. Who goes long or short on Orange Juice contracts, say about 50,000 contracts worth. Which is enough OJ for your breakfast for about a zillion years, hell, OJ won't just be for your breakfasts any more. But I digress.

For example, the top-secret report says the crop sucks. You communicate "sucks" to your friend. Friend goes long on OJ. OJ goes up when the "sucks" news is released on schedule to the rest of the non-telepathic traders and speculators. Friend cashes out when OJ futures have gone up enough to get you each a new X-box, a pair of Shaqs (Shaquille O'Neils high priced Bballers) a whole wardrobe of loose fitting Sk8tr Boi duds, and a Maserati to show off to your friends whenever your mom lets you drive it in maybe about a billion years from now.

A true psychic NEVER wastes his time entering a totally p*ssy verification process to prove he's psychic. He goes deep OJ. Hardcore, all-out OJ. Rock it, baby, and flash the resulting bling our way. You may gloat when it comes all down!

 

[The Atheist]

You or your friend goes to work for the USDA. You gain access to the top secret Orange Crop report hidden away deep in the bowels of government until it's released.

But since you've seen it, you can telepathically communicate the results to your friend. Who goes long or short on Orange Juice contracts, say about 50,000 contracts worth. Which is enough OJ for your breakfast for about a zillion years, hell, OJ won't just be for your breakfasts any more. But I digress.

For example, the top-secret report says the crop sucks. You communicate "sucks" to your friend. Friend goes long on OJ. OJ goes up when the "sucks" news is released on schedule to the rest of the non-telepathic traders and speculators. Friend cashes out when OJ futures have gone up enough to get you each a new X-box, a pair of Shaqs (Shaquille O'Neils high priced Bballers) a whole wardrobe of loose fitting Sk8tr Boi duds, and a Maserati to show off to your friends whenever your mom lets you drive it in maybe about a billion years from now.

A true psychic NEVER wastes his time entering a totally p*ssy verification process to prove he's psychic. He goes deep OJ. Hardcore, all-out OJ. Rock it, baby, and flash the resulting bling our way. You may gloat when it comes all down!

 

[Cuddles]

A true psychic NEVER wastes his time entering a totally p*ssy verification process to prove he's psychic. He goes deep OJ. Hardcore, all-out OJ. Rock it, baby, and flash the resulting bling our way. You may gloat when it comes all down!

But not just any OJ, Frozen Concentrated OJ.

 

[Gr8wight]

You or your friend goes to work for the USDA. You gain access to the top secret Orange Crop report hidden away deep in the bowels of government until it's released.

But since you've seen it, you can telepathically communicate the results to your friend. Who goes long or short on Orange Juice contracts, say about 50,000 contracts worth. Which is enough OJ for your breakfast for about a zillion years, hell, OJ won't just be for your breakfasts any more. But I digress.

For example, the top-secret report says the crop sucks. You communicate "sucks" to your friend. Friend goes long on OJ. OJ goes up when the "sucks" news is released on schedule to the rest of the non-telepathic traders and speculators. Friend cashes out when OJ futures have gone up enough to get you each a new X-box, a pair of Shaqs (Shaquille O'Neils high priced Bballers) a whole wardrobe of loose fitting Sk8tr Boi duds, and a Maserati to show off to your friends whenever your mom lets you drive it in maybe about a billion years from now.

A true psychic NEVER wastes his time entering a totally p*ssy verification process to prove he's psychic. He goes deep OJ. Hardcore, all-out OJ. Rock it, baby, and flash the resulting bling our way. You may gloat when it comes all down!

And the best part is, if they're on to you, and try to feed you a fake report, you'll know, because you're psychic. Right? Right!!??!

 

[GzuzKryzt]

Dargo, The Atheist, Zep, the others: Do we any new developments on the forthcoming test? Like e.g. date and time?

 

[The Atheist]

Dargo, The Atheist, Zep, the others: Do we any new developments on the forthcoming test? Like e.g. date and time?

What? Of course not!

Dargo hasn't been heard from at all. He hasn't been here, doesn't respond to e mails. Is it just coincidence that Dargo (Aussie) has gone and another Aussie idiot with a connection to the pyramids has arisen (Buzz)?

 

[Spektator]

That's right! February is half over! And Dargo was SOOOOOOOOOO eager to be tested.

 

[Dargo]

Due to work commitments both myself and my partner weren't able to meet the first available date. This was on the 20th February. We have since rearranged for a new date. This is the 9th March. 2 weeks from today. I'll post shortly after the test to let all know.

 

[Darat]

Due to work commitments both myself and my partner weren't able to meet the first available date. This was on the 20th February. We have since rearranged for a new date. This is the 9th March. 2 weeks from today. I'll post shortly after the test to let all know.

Quite sincerely - good luck.

 

[Dumb All Over]

Quite sincerely - good luck.

Ditto.

 

[GzuzKryzt]

I wish you bad luck...and i doubt you're able to do that with friend(s).....

you need bad luck and people who want put you down....who doesn't respect any of what you might call your own.....and be stupid and start to reject them mentally.....and you be called schizophrenic....what is true....

but psi is also true....not nice at all......

it rises from frustration ,stupidity,mental laziness,malevolence etc.....

and it causes all these above

even 150 km's are possible
I hate PSI....but it's hard (even impossible)to get rid of it....when you've learned it....

 

[rjh01]

Quite sincerely - good luck.

He does not need luck. Just the skill to read his friend's mind.

Let me spell this one out. If he depended on luck then he will not win the MDC. So he needs to have the skill to do what he says he can do.

Hope your skills are fully operational on the day.

 

[Burner]

Due to work commitments both myself and my partner weren't able to meet the first available date. This was on the 20th February. We have since rearranged for a new date. This is the 9th March. 2 weeks from today. I'll post shortly after the test to let all know.

This is very good news, good luck with your application. Just one question tho, have you and your friend tested this ability thoroughly for yourself? If so, how have you tested it?

 

[GzuzKryzt]

This is very good news, good luck with your application. Just one question tho, have you and your friend tested this ability thoroughly for yourself? If so, how have you tested it?

What are some good known testing procedures. We're able to talk to each other exactly like normal spoken word but by mental telepathy. The test doesn't need to be carried out in rooms 25km apart, it could just be the same building. As I write this, my friend is about 50km away and we're talking continuously.

Yes we have talked via normal methods of communication. We knew each other before we began successfully communicating via telepathy. When I state we talk successful on a continual basis 50km apart, my friend works and lives that distance from myself.

No we haven't demonstrated this ability to an independent person yet.

Due to the fact we are the only people talking. We aren't sending, we're talking via telepathy. Everything my friend thinks and she hears in her head, I hear. Everything I think and hear in my head, she hears.

Yes I have. Had a doctor witness the telepathy and he's signed on the dotted line with the words, "Telepathy seems to be very real with this couple".

We talk continually via thought. A protocol for a preliminary test is very easy to come up with. The question is, do I make the choice of how we find the words we'll be transmitting difficult or easy. It seems from previous post, making it difficult makes the testing worthwhile.