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Merged Apollo "hoax" discussion - continuation thread

"We're whalers on the Moon, we carry a harpoon..."


Orbiting Rondelle:

You will go to the moon
You'll probably be heading there soon
Someday flowers will grow there
But first you've got to go there
Oh, You will go to the moon
(Ooo, you gonna get it)
You will live in the stars
Your backyard will probably be Mars
You will ride a crater scooter
And eat off your computer
Oh you will live in the stars

Your stellar smile will always beam
Knowing you're home and home to stay
And you'll look down upon the earth
And say, "I can't believe we ever lived that way!"

You will go to the moon
There's plans for a hotel and a lagoon
You'll be savoring a star fruit
And kicking off your moonboot
Oh you will go to the moon
Hey, you will go to the moon
A paradise to rival Cancun
And one side's always sunny
You'll be raking in the money
Oh you get paid on the moon

It's been our most abiding dream
And a dream is an easy sell
And when the tourists come in droves
You'll be the big cheese on that orbiting rondelle

You will go to the moon
Daring pioneers will call the tune

Take it home
Ah someday flowers will grow there
But first you got to go there
Oh you will go to the moon
I'm gonna tell ya, you will go to the moon
One more! You will go to the moon

Songwriters
Jim Matheos; Kevin Moore
 
And if I got paid for that, it would mean something. :rolleyes:

You have to fill out form NWO-P010. 6-8 weeks later you will start getting paid. Payment is made in Ameros and of course will not only require that you never let any non-NWO person see them, they will remain worthless until the roll out of Amero as the only accepted currency in the NAU. Presently that roll out date has been set back several times the latest planned date is January 2025.
Blame Jimmy Carter for not continuing on the prerequisite of implementation of the metric system of measure, for the set back.:D
 
Hans is it not fact there are remnats of space craft on the far side of the moon and buildings too.

Well lots of spacecraft - intentionally and un-intentionally have smashed into the Moon not to mention all the robots that landed safely - and at least seven (+) that part of them took off again.

Fewer on the far side than that which faces Earth though. That's why the buildings are there. We can't see them!;)
 
Where is Anders, anyway? I've been joking since the move that the usual CTist contingent on JREF would probably lack the requisite research skills to figure out where we've all gone, but is it actually not a joke??

I can think of only one CTist JREF regular posting on ISF but then he has a "movie" to promote:rolleyes:
 
I'm willing to bet my life that there are no spacecraft remnats on the moon.

On behalf of all other laymen posting here, please stop putting the "laym" in "layman". Thanks in advance.

Just the S-IVBs from, I believe, Apollos 13-17. They were smashed into the moon to generate seismic waves for the geological package left by Apollo 12.
 
You have to fill out form NWO-P010. 6-8 weeks later you will start getting paid. Payment is made in Ameros and of course will not only require that you never let any non-NWO person see them, they will remain worthless until the roll out of Amero as the only accepted currency in the NAU. Presently that roll out date has been set back several times the latest planned date is January 2025.
Blame Jimmy Carter for not continuing on the prerequisite of implementation of the metric system of measure, for the set back.:D

Switching to the mtric system might have been the only good idea Jimmy Carter had, and he didn't get it done.:D
 
Just the S-IVBs from, I believe, Apollos 13-17. They were smashed into the moon to generate seismic waves for the geological package left by Apollo 12.

And the discarded ascent stages of the Lunar modules too. Now there's another idea for somebody, a comparison of the before Apollo area from the lunar orbiter pictures and the post Apollo area where the LMs crashed into.
 
And the discarded ascent stages of the Lunar modules too. Now there's another idea for somebody, a comparison of the before Apollo area from the lunar orbiter pictures and the post Apollo area where the LMs crashed into.

I have had a look at this - a bit, but a lot of the Lunar Orbiter images are too low resolution.

I did find this for Apollo 13's SIV-B impact site, which was imaged by Apollo 12

http://www.lpi.usra.edu/resources/apollo/images/print/AS12/54/8094.jpg

I took a screenshot of the LROC image it's in

http://wms.lroc.asu.edu/lroc_browse/view/M109420042LE

and had a look for it

99dhjs.jpg


Guess what - it isn't there :D
 

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