Anna Nicole Smith is DEAD?

No good reasons.
But she was a celebrity, and for some reason that counts.

Anything that happens to a celebrity is news. It might be interesting to see how this will overshadow the two other big weird stories in the News. Boston's still recovering from the 'Aqua Teen' Bomb Scare, and what's with Nasa?
 
You know it's a slow news week when the two lead stories are about a murderous lovesick astronaut and the mysterious early death of a minor, trashy sex bomb.

Oh, and Nancy Pelosi wants a bigger plane than Dennis Hastert.

Where's Saddam when you need him?
 
You know it's a slow news week when the two lead stories are about a murderous lovesick astronaut and the mysterious early death of a minor, trashy sex bomb.

Where's Saddam when you need him?
Feeding worms.

DR
 
Whenever I see thread titles like this, I always think of the Erma Bombeck book, Elvis is Dead, and I'm not Feeling so Good Myself

[nitpick] That was Lewis Grizzard: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Grizzard [/nitpick]

When Anna Nicole first started her modeling career she was my HERO! A Gap model who weighed 150 pounds? Get out! I loved her.
 
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What gets me is that CNN is giving this live, breathless coverage. Because this is so much more important that everything else going on in the world.

i had heard that dawkins was supposed to be on CNN tonite. i was hoping that i'd get to see it, though i wasn't home early enough. but, it seems that this story was more important.

i can understand reporting the story. i can't understand spending more than five minutes on it though.
 
You know it's a slow news week when the two lead stories are about a murderous lovesick astronaut and the mysterious early death of a minor, trashy sex bomb.

Oh, and Nancy Pelosi wants a bigger plane than Dennis Hastert.

Where's Saddam when you need him?
(bolding mine)

Consider the source on that one. The Washington Times apparently "broke" that story. Rev Moon, will you marry me? (and my fiancee).
 
[nitpick] That was Lewis Grizzard: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lewis_Grizzard [/nitpick]

When Anna Nicole first started her modeling career she was my HERO! A Gap model who weighed 150 pounds? Get out! I loved her.

The original reference is "On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness", by Arthur Guiterman, originally appearing in Princeton's Alumni Weekly in 1922 (yes, Google is the greatest invention EVER):

The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls
Of mastodons, are billiard balls.

The sword of Charlemagne the Just
Is Ferric Oxide, known as rust.

The grizzly bear, whose potent hug,
Was feared by all, is now a rug.

Great Caesar's bust is on the shelf,
And I don't feel so well myself.
 
We are all saddened.

It is the kind of sadness we feel when a car breaks down before its warrantee expires and only a few dozen people got a chance to take it for a spin.
 
We are all saddened.

It is the kind of sadness we feel when a car breaks down before its warrantee expires and only a few dozen people got a chance to take it for a spin.

I can see that parallel.

However, on taking time out to consider my own emotions, I feel quite upbeat about the whole thing.
 
The original reference is "On the Vanity of Earthly Greatness", by Arthur Guiterman, originally appearing in Princeton's Alumni Weekly in 1922 (yes, Google is the greatest invention EVER):
Don't forget Percy Bysshe Shelley:

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings,
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away."
 
I thought suicide, but Katana seems to have an interesting hypothesis.

http://www.internationalskeptics.com/forums/showthread.php?p=2325906#post2325906

Hey, thanks for the mention, Pardalis. :)

Perhaps some relevant info about Trimspa that I posted in that thread:

There is very little information available about at least one of Trimspa's main ingredients: Hoodia gordonii. It's a plant that has been used by indigenous South Africans for its appetite suppressant effects. I saw some reports of potential liver toxicity and interactions with medications but no real studies one way or the other. A Pfizer rep in one article is quoted as saying that her company has done studies on Hoodia and is quite concerned about the evidence they uncovered for potential for liver toxicity, saying that people should be "very wary" about consuming products containing the plant. Again, however, I couldn't find any published studies. In someone who appeared drunk much of the time (and admitted to problems with alcohol), any small threat of liver toxicity could have been magnified by her habits.

The daily dose of Trimspa contains the equivalent of two to three 8oz cups of coffee a day (depending on what "dosing" regimen you choose). Depending on how many other stimulants (coffee or otherwise) a person consumed, this could have a negative impact.

Trimspa also contains naringin, a grapefruit extract, which can interfere with the metabolism of a huge number of prescription drugs so much that toxic levels may result. Some of these are sedatives (like valium), antidepressants, methadone, caffeine (already in Trimspa), estrogen, proton pump inhibitors (like the popular "little purple pill"), many popular diabetes meds, epilepsy meds, antipsychotics, blood pressure meds, HIV meds, cholesterol meds, cocaine. I could go on, but you get the idea.

Who knows what else she put in her system that could have interacted with Trimspa? Of course, in her case, she may have had any number of the above meds/drugs in her system with the Trimspa (likely candidates are in bold above), so what was really at fault? She certainly didn't treat her body well - with or without Trimspa.
 
Who the $#@# cares is all I have to say.

I care, but then, I run a celebrity death pool here at work. Only one girl had Anna Nicole, so she rockets into the lead with 61 points. Second place has 19 points thanks to Art Buchwald, and the rest of us have a LOT of catching up to do.
 

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