9/11: the musical...

To the tune of Yesterday by The Beatles:

Yesterday, all my theories seemed like so much play
now I find my feet are made of clay
Oh I believe in yesterday...

Suddenly, it's not half the plan it used to be
There is Gravy throwing facts at me
Yesterday came suddenly...

Why Bush has to go
I don't know
He just can't stay.
I said there was a bomb
Now I long
For yesterday.

Yesterday, hate was such an easy game to play
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh I believe in yesterday.
Yesterday.


Apologies if I mixed up the verses, but you get the idea.
 
Another encounter with an unshakeable troofer reminded me of the chorus of this Beatles song. I've sprinkled in some troof references and the job is done.

Across The Universe


Squibs are flying out like
endless rain into a paper cup
They slither while they pass
They slip away across the universe
Pools of metal waves of dust
are drifting thorough my addled mind
Possessing and caressing me

Jai guru inside job
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Images of fusion light which
dance before me like a million suns
That call me on and on across the universe
Thoughts meander like a
post inside a LC thread
they tumble blindly as
they make their way across the universe

Jai guru Alex Jones
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world

Sounds of C4 shades of pod
are ringing through my open ears
exciting and inviting me
Limitless undying troof which
shines around me like a million suns
It calls me on and on across the universe

Jai guru Steven Jones
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Nothing's gonna change my world
Jai guru Steven
Jai guru Steven
 
Hey, this is much more important than your health!!!





(not. I hope you are feeling much better, and everything's ok...)
 
Well, I see I posted my song in the wrong thread. I originally put this in the TS1234 peanut gallery thread, but I'll repeat it hear. It's my first try at this, so suggest changes if you wish:

Amerika (credit to Paul S. and Art G.)

Let us be Loosers we'll marry our theories together
I've got some wild ideas here in my bag
So we bought a pack of Killtown’s bull and Mr. Jones' lies
And walked off to look for Amerika

Dylan, I said as we boarded a Greyhound in Pittsburgh
NIST report seems like a dream to me now
It took me four days to dream up alternatives
I’ve gone to look for Amerika

Laughing on the bus
Making fun of the victims
He said the man in the gabardine suit was a spy
I said be careful, his bowtie is really a camera

Toss me a doobie, man, I think there’s one in my raincoat
We smoked the last one an hour ago
So I looked at the scenery, he read his comic book
And we soon came up with conspiracy!

Dylan, I’m lost, I said though I knew he was sleeping
I’m empty and aching and I don’t know why
Counting the crap for the new Loose Change website

We’ve all gone to look for Amerika
All gone to look for Amerika
All gone to look for Amerika.




And sleahead I dig your lyrics. :)
 
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Posted elsewhere, but it fits here better....

jhunter1163 said:
Here's my contribution in the CT-lyrics vein.

(tune of Elton John's "Empty Garden"

What happened here?
As the New York sunset disappears
I see an empty skyline
Where the twin towers were

Who did this?
They say it was Bin Laden, yeah, but I think not
Never mind their tears, think up a good plot
I'll blame the CIA
It's funny how those buildings... collapsed.. so damn straight

And what's it for
I'll make a DVD and get on Channel 4
I sell this crap out on the sidewalk
No one looks no more

Who did this?
They say it was Bin Laden, yeah, but I think not
Never mind their tears, think up a good plot
And they'll be so amazed
I'll dazzle them with science
And quotes from witnesses
That I'll just rephrase

(chorus)

And I've been asking
But no one answers
And I've been asking
Was there a plane?
And I've been calling
Oh, hey, hey Dylan
Can you come out to play?

And through their tears
The Jersey Girls say that they've been gagged for years
But Gravy says that that's all nonsense
If only he was here

Who did this?
They say it was Bin Laden but I think not
Never mind their tears, think up a good plot
And now I'm on my way
And with every stop I call
And plug... and plug Loose Change

(chorus)

And I've been asking
But no one answers
And I've been asking
Was there a plane?
And I've been calling
Oh, hey, hey Dylan
Can't you come out to play?

And I've been asking
But no one answers
And I've been asking
Was there a plane?
And I've been calling
Oh, hey, hey Dylan
Can't you come out?
Can't you come out to play?
Dylan?
Can't you come out to play from your little trailer?
Dylan?
Can't you come out to play from your little trailer?

(repeat and fade)
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I wondered why you hadn't reposted that in this thread, jhunter.

Sadly, I can't call that Elton John song up in my memory banks, so I can't comment.
 
A quick suggestion if someone wants to run with it: "Pull it" to the tune of Michael Jacksons "Beat it".
 
On the tune of Beat It by Michael Jackson

They told them to put up the smokescreen around here
Don't wanna see the front, so make it disappear
There's no fire going on and the damage is not clear
So pull it, just pull it

You better claim, get all the money you can
Don't wanna be exposed, pulling of this scam
You wanna get rich, get all the money you can
So pull it, just pull it

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right
Just pull it, pull it
Just pull it, pull it
Just pull it, pull it
Just pull it, pull it

They're out to expose you, better pull while you can
Don't wanna be a thief, wanna pull of this scam
You wanna live this lie, better do what you can
So pull it, just pull it

You have to show them that you really don't care
Admitting on tv, that you gave the order there
They'll phrase you, then they hate you
Then they'll expose your lie
So pull it, so you gonna get rich

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right
Just pull it, pull it
Pull it, pull it, pull it

Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right
Just pull it, pull it
Pull it, pull it, pull it

Pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Showin' how clever and smart is your lie
It doesn't matter if it doesn't seem right

Just pull it, pull it, pull it, pull it
No one wants to be exposed
Just pull it, pull it
Pull it, pull it, pull it
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Whooo!
 
Looks like you guys are having fun.

Here's my own meager contribution, set to "The Rainbow Connection," with profound respect and apologies in advance to the late, great Jim Henson. Hands down one of the finest entertainers of the 20th century, he left us too soon.

Why are there so many
Paranoid theories
About why the towers fell
Nuclear fission
Holographic illusion
And each with a movie to sell

They've spammed us all and some choose to believe it
They say only they know the score
Someday they'll manage a Loose Change correction
With fewer mistakes than before

Who said that Seven
Came down in an instant
When Silverstein told them to "pull"
Somebody thought of that
And someone believed it
But really, it's nothing but "bull"

What's so amazing, giant fires were blazing
Why do they think it would stand
They'll never give us a sane explanation
Of why they claim blood's on our hands

All of them blogging away: "Bin Laden is only a puppet..."

I've seen them in the streets
Next to Ground Zero
I've heard them calling us names
Handing out pamphlets
That scorn New York's heroes
I guess they don't have any shame

But they keep shouting "We're just asking questions"
While blaming the Feds and the Jews
Why won't we give them their investigation
Before all their egos get bruised

Blah blah blah FEMA Camps blah, blah blah blah blah NWO!!!!!
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jhunter1163 said:
I'm thinking Tom Petty's "Free Falling" would make a good parody song, but drawing a blank..
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That's what we're here for...

um...I can't stand Tom Petty, so it won't be me, but damn, the parodies in this thread are first-rate, so maybe somebody else with terrible taste in music will oblige you...

:D
 
(Oh I had to give this a shot, and since I was in Chicago last year...)

We don't have any facts, no not one.
Sung to the tune of We Both Reached for the Gun: Chicago


[Narrarator]
Mark and the lovely Abby in the CT Rag. Mark and Abby you're gonna have to sing for this one... Sorry. :D










[Mark]
What’s your name sir?


[Dylan]
Dylan Avery

[Mark]
And Loose Change sir?


[Dylan]
It’s the troof see

[Mark]
And your facts sir?

[Dylan]
We don’t need ‘em

[Jones]
Those Science guys are Gub-ment led

[Dylan]
Plus math-a matics hurts my head

[Mark]
So your movie.

[Dylan]
Pretty cool huh!?

[Mark]
Flunked out of film school?

[Dylan]
I just … wait huh!?!

[Mark]
How’d you fund it?


[Dylan]
I met Jones see?
And after a psyco rant
I just add-ed a CT slant

[Abby (spoken)]
Ok apparently you have lost your mind, Controlled demolition, no plane hit the pentagon. Just tell us Dylan…

[ABBY]
Who’s this Jones guy?

[DYLAN]
He’s a genius

[ABBY]
Why’d you say that?

[DYLAN]
He believes us.

[ABBY]
Is he Psyco?

[DYLAN]
What? Oh hell no
He believed our film on sight

[JASON]
The spooky music proves us right!

[MARK]
So describe it

[DYLAN]
Pshh SPOOKY MUSIC!

[MARK]
But what else sir?

[DYLAN]
Innuendo

[MARK]
But the facts say…

[JASON].
WE DON”T NEED FACTS!!

[JONES]
We’ll just rant. NUH-UH WE’VE WON!!

[JONES DYLAN AND THE REST]
Since they have Facts and we have none
Oh no, oh no, oh no we don’t
Oh no we don’t
Oh no we don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no we don’t have any facts no
Not one.

[MARK AND ABBY]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.


[DYLAN]
Interchangeable, interchangeable
Yes the context is interchangeable
It’s conceivable, so conceivable
If you’d just ignore sci-ence
Our conclusion’s believe-a-ble

[ABBY]
Well the firemen…

[JASON]
They were paid off!

[ABBY]
What did you say?

[JASON (spoken)]
Weren’t you listening?

[ABBY]
That’s your statement?

[JASON]
That’s what I OW!
{JASON gets smacked in the head by JONES}
[JONES]
I said they weren’t you stupid frack!
My friend here’d like to take that back.

[BYSTANDERS]
And?

[JONES]
Stay away from...

[BYSTANDERS]
Who?

[JONES]
Mark and Abby


[BYSTANDERS]
Why?

[JONES]
They can back up

[BYSTANDERS]
What?

[JONES]
What they say

[BYSTANDERS]
And what?

[DYLAN]
It’s not fair that

[BYSTANDERS]
Yeah

[DYLAN]
They have facts and…

[BYSTANDERS]
What?

[JONES]
They have facts and we have none!

[ABBY]
Comprehensible, comprehensible


[ABBY & MARK]
Your conclusion is indefensible
Understandable understandable
With our facts Loose Change forums just
find us so ban-a-ble




[BYSTANDERS]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one

[MARK (spoken)]
Let me hear it!

[BYSTANDERS]
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.


[MARK (spoken)]
A little louder!

[BYSTANDERS]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one


[MARK (spoken)]
Now you got it!

[BYSTANDERS]
no facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.
.

[MARK, ABBY & BYSTANDERS]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.



Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts


[MARK]
No they don’t have…. One.

[MARK]
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , No they do-n’t have one.
 
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