9/11: the musical...

I originally did this as a Dr Seuss type story, but Chillzero thinks it should go here:
In the town of Wooville all were asleep.
With nothing to Woo about they made not a peep.
They had talked of psychics, Bigfoot and dowsers,
But were bored with these and began to pick flowers.

When suddenly, from the land of Twoof,
Arrived words that made them hit the roof.
They stopped doing whatever woos do,
And went to hear this woo that was new.

It wasn’t just evidence that could be done by any boob,
It was pictures strung together and put on Youtube.
It was far more interesting than searching pockets for lint,
It was exposing wrongdoings and an evil Gubmint.
Expounding a twoof with a 'tude so smarmy.
Ideas so silly they feather and tar me.

There was no demand of Woos to have knowledge of science,
All the Twoofers asked for was total compliance.
“You don’t have to read a book, or research on your own.
We’ll do it all for you and use a sarcastic tone.
All we need from you is to yell at events you can crash,
Punch a handicapped girl in the face and send us your cash.”
They were just asking questions and had a world to save,
They weren’t insulting survivors and pissing on a fireman’s grave.

There were scientist and experts who disputed their lies,
The Twoofers calmed the Woos with the usual replies.
“Science is wrong, and engineers are sick.
Didn’t you see our video with the cool music?
Who needs to be an expert in the relevant subjects?
When you have pictures and videos of shiny objects.”

At first the Woos were willing and eager to please,
But some began to have a feeling of unease.
“What if I ask a question and get an answer I don’t like?”
“Just yell louder than them, cause that will make you right.”

“Shouldn’t we take this to a judge or jury with a quorum?”
“No, you should preach to a choir on an internet forum.”

“I know a scientist with more than one college degree,
He says there is more to the world than just what we see.”
“We may not have degrees, but we have a degrot,
It tells not what we know, but what we know not.
There is one thing upon which there is a consensus,
You don’t need to use all of your senses.”

And so it will go on for about seven years,
The Twoofers will keep preying on all the Woos’ fears.
They’ll take from the Woos all that they can suck,
Every Woo nickel and every Woo buck.

Until one day when the Woos will have had enough,
They won’t want to buy videos or any more stuff.
They’ll start reasoning and get off the Woo train,
They’ll think for themselves and start using their brain.

They’ll get off the internet and leave their parents’ Wooville home,
Maybe get a job in an office with a desk lamp and a phone.
They’ll go to the library and get books off the shelves,
They’ll stop blaming the Gubmint for all their troubles and start blaming themselves.
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Great stuff everyone, I think all the lyrics and especially the recordings are fantastic. I love all of them.

I do have one quibble, though. Without a doubt the very best track posted on this thread was done by Ace Baker. (Post #155.) It's a completely original composition. It's a superb piece of songwriting and recording. I think it's a bit surprising that no-one on this thread has acknowledged just how good it is.

http://www.acebaker.com/9-11/JudyWood/JudyWould.html


Before you jump on me, I'm firmly in the debunker camp, and I think Ace's ideas are woo-woo central, but I wouldn't let that stand in the way of applauding musical talent when I see it.

Bananaman.

edit: J H Hunter was the only one to nod that Ace's track was good. Fair play, Hunter.
 
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Bananaman said:
Great stuff everyone, I think all the lyrics and especially the recordings are fantastic. I love all of them.

I do have one quibble, though. Without a doubt the very best track posted on this thread was done by Ace Baker. (Post #155.) It's a completely original composition. It's a superb piece of songwriting and recording. I think it's a bit surprising that no-one on this thread has acknowledged just how good it is.

http://www.acebaker.com/9-11/JudyWood/JudyWould.html


Before you jump on me, I'm firmly in the debunker camp, and I think Ace's ideas are woo-woo central, but I wouldn't let that stand in the way of applauding musical talent when I see it.

Bananaman.

edit: J H Hunter was the only one to nod that Ace's track was good. Fair play, Hunter.
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Heh... I'd never actually heard that. I'm shocked at the quality!

He is obviously a very talented musician and producer. It's a shame he is throwing it all away chasing his own tail. Though at least he has the courage of his convictions, which is more than I can say for several other prominent truthers.
 
I know the Beatles' "Yesterday" has already been done in this thread -- but it's such a great song, so:


Avery
You’re no more than a joke to me.
“Free fall speed and controlled CD”
That’s funny stuff there, Avery.

Suddenly
Your little film “career” is history.
Chuck is gone and now so’s Rosie.
You’re poor and friendless, Avery.

Why they had to go
We all know
(Fame’s such a louse).
Now for a Loose Change show
You must go
To someone’s house.

So Avery
It’s time to chuck that bomb you call LC
“Loose change” now describes your salary.
Ain’t life a bitch, Avery?
 
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Sorting out some old documents today, I came across some pieces for 9/11: The Musical I started so long ago I'd forgotten about them. I think I must have intended to do a little more work on them, but what's the point now?

So, without further ado, here are some songs for all those people leaving the Truth Movement.


Goodbye Paranoid Mob (With apologies to Elton John)

When are we gonna have facts?
When are we going to court?
I should have listened in class
I should have read through the NIST report

You know you can't go on forever
Repeating the same old lies
I'm tired of waiting for another story
It's long past time for this boy to get wise...

So goodbye paranoid mob
Where the dregs of society reign
You can't dress me in your t-shirts
I'm back to using my brain

Back to the basement of my parents' house
Possibly even a job
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the paranoid mob...

What do you think you'll do then?
I betcha you'll go no-plane
It'll take you a couple of sock posts on JREF
To get you on your feet again

Maybe you'll get a replacement
There's many a gullible rube
Desperate for things to believe in
Sniffing to find the red pill, on YouTube...

So goodbye paranoid mob
Where the dregs of society reign
You can't keep me in your t-shirts
I'm back to using my brain

Back to the basement of my parents' house
Possibly even a job
Oh I've finally decided my future lies
Beyond the paranoid mob...



Thermite On Their Minds (With apologies to Weber and Rice)

My mind is clearer now
At last
All too well
I can say
Where we all
Went astray

If you strip away
The myths
From the rants
You will find
Where we all
Lost our minds

Dylan!
I've come to disbelieve
The things Loose Change implies
You're trying to deceive
With hearsay, guile, and lies

The editing you've done
Might sway a fool or two
But in the end you're just pretend
It's only about you

Listen, Dylan, call me one of the bots
But the truth is I've connected the dots
Bottom line is
We put down heroes and cause victims pain
And it just might be justified
If evidence were on our side
But for evidence we've searched in vain

I remember when this whole thing began
Uploading video, fighting 'the man'
And believe me
The hope for change today still burns as bright.
But when your fans support solutions,
That would involve mass executions
You've become the very thing you fight

Onetona's famous son
Should have stayed a great unknown
MySpace, rap, and slasher flicks
Should be his kicks
Black T-shirts and ugly mobs
Shouting about inside jobs
Just is not the life for me
Your fantasy!

Listen Dylan
I don't like what we've done
Sure, I had questions on nine-one-one
And remember
I've been against injustice all along
But you have set us all at odds
With tales of stand-downs, squibs and pods
And the evidence has proved you wrong

Listen Dylan, we've turned into deniers
Misquoting witnesses, calling them liars
When the truth is terrorists hijacked the planes and made them crash
All your followers are blind
Too much thermite on their minds
And I think you're in it for the cash

Ah --- ah ah ah -- ah
God, Dylan, it's about the cash

Now I've finally connected the dots
All about the cash
Ah --- ah
I've been against injustice
Come on, listen, listen to me
Ah --- ah
 
This man would be proud

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It's a shame that all of the links to the audio recordings are dead. They were really very well done. :(
 
jhunter1163 said:
Yes, that is a shame. There was some great stuff there.. :(
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After an exhaustive search through old hard drives and such, I was successful in locating my audio file of the "Truthseekers" song that I had posted previously, and I could upload it again if I knew where/how to host it to make it accessible. Do you still have copies of your awesome audio files that might be recoverable and re-postable? If so, that would be fantastic!
 
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greyleonard said:
Hey there LashL, one of those links works again. Thanks. :)
Here's a permanent link to Reviewing the (911 CT) Situation
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Awesome, greyleonard! That was the best of the best and I'm delighted to have the new link! The three of you did an amazing job at putting it together, and I'm happy to be able to hear it again (and this time, I'll save it in case the link goes dead again, as I've learned a few things since then).

(Secondarily, any suggestions on how to repost my own audio file since my link is dead? I have the original file but I don't know how/where to post it to make it accessible.)
 
LashL said:
Awesome, greyleonard! That was the best of the best and I'm delighted to have the new link! The three of you did an amazing job at putting it together, and I'm happy to be able to hear it again (and this time, I'll save it in case the link goes dead again, as I've learned a few things since then).

(Secondarily, any suggestions on how to repost my own audio file since my link is dead? I have the original file but I don't know how/where to post it to make it accessible.)
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email it to me, I'll put it on yousend it for people who want to DL it.
 
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