(Oh I had to give this a shot, and since I was in Chicago last year...)
We don't have any facts, no not one.
Sung to the tune of
We Both Reached for the Gun: Chicago
[Narrarator]
Mark and the lovely Abby in the CT Rag. Mark and Abby you're gonna have to sing for this one... Sorry.
[Mark]
What’s your name sir?
[Dylan]
Dylan Avery
[Mark]
And Loose Change sir?
[Dylan]
It’s the troof see
[Mark]
And your facts sir?
[Dylan]
We don’t need ‘em
[Jones]
Those Science guys are Gub-ment led
[Dylan]
Plus math-a matics hurts my head
[Mark]
So your movie.
[Dylan]
Pretty cool huh!?
[Mark]
Flunked out of film school?
[Dylan]
I just … wait huh!?!
[Mark]
How’d you fund it?
[Dylan]
I met Jones see?
And after a psyco rant
I just add-ed a CT slant
[Abby (spoken)]
Ok apparently you have lost your mind, Controlled demolition, no plane hit the pentagon. Just tell us Dylan…
[ABBY]
Who’s this Jones guy?
[DYLAN]
He’s a genius
[ABBY]
Why’d you say that?
[DYLAN]
He believes us.
[ABBY]
Is he Psyco?
[DYLAN]
What? Oh hell no
He believed our film on sight
[JASON]
The spooky music proves us right!
[MARK]
So describe it
[DYLAN]
Pshh SPOOKY MUSIC!
[MARK]
But what else sir?
[DYLAN]
Innuendo
[MARK]
But the facts say…
[JASON].
WE DON”T NEED FACTS!!
[JONES]
We’ll just rant. NUH-UH WE’VE WON!!
[JONES DYLAN AND THE REST]
Since they have Facts and we have none
Oh no, oh no, oh no we don’t
Oh no we don’t
Oh no we don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no we don’t have any facts no
Not one.
[MARK AND ABBY]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.
[DYLAN]
Interchangeable, interchangeable
Yes the context is interchangeable
It’s conceivable, so conceivable
If you’d just ignore sci-ence
Our conclusion’s believe-a-ble
[ABBY]
Well the firemen…
[JASON]
They were paid off!
[ABBY]
What did you say?
[JASON (spoken)]
Weren’t you listening?
[ABBY]
That’s your statement?
[JASON]
That’s what I OW!
{JASON gets smacked in the head by JONES}
[JONES]
I said they weren’t you stupid frack!
My friend here’d like to take that back.
[BYSTANDERS]
And?
[JONES]
Stay away from...
[BYSTANDERS]
Who?
[JONES]
Mark and Abby
[BYSTANDERS]
Why?
[JONES]
They can back up
[BYSTANDERS]
What?
[JONES]
What they say
[BYSTANDERS]
And what?
[DYLAN]
It’s not fair that
[BYSTANDERS]
Yeah
[DYLAN]
They have facts and…
[BYSTANDERS]
What?
[JONES]
They have facts and we have none!
[ABBY]
Comprehensible, comprehensible
[ABBY & MARK]
Your conclusion is indefensible
Understandable understandable
With our facts Loose Change forums just
find us so ban-a-ble
[BYSTANDERS]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
[MARK (spoken)]
Let me hear it!
[BYSTANDERS]
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.
[MARK (spoken)]
A little louder!
[BYSTANDERS]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
[MARK (spoken)]
Now you got it!
[BYSTANDERS]
no facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.
.
[MARK, ABBY & BYSTANDERS]
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
Oh no they don’t have any facts no
Not one.
Oh no, oh no, oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t
Oh no they don’t have one
No facts no facts no facts no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
[MARK]
No they don’t have…. One.
[MARK]
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , no facts, no facts
No facts, no facts , No they do-n’t have one.