stundie awards

Make one of your resolutions be to gather many, many hilarious Stundie nominees. And then post them here. Don't forget a link.

October's winner: And what physics does earth follow?! Give me a break! Laws are changing monthly with new developments meaning we know absolutely nothing when it comes to physics, especially meta-physical works. We are so clueless it's not even funny. So, to say something is impossible...

Well this is the thread to do it all in. Don't forget the links. Happy holidays all.

Well September gave us a tie. --1-- I miss the old days of good old fashioned circular logic. This new MC Escher logic just hurts my brain. __________ --2-- If someone just makes up rules for physics with absolutely no justification I'd expect them to turn into banana pudding. At least. I'd...

Because some couldn't be bothered to start a new thread today I guess I'll have to. Let the feast begin.

Hey everyone. A nasty week long fever couldn't keep me down forever. At least not enough to keep me away from devoting a couple of nights to getting the September Finals out to you all. Well here is the winner from August. Remember this is in response to being given multiple examples. "That's...

Whilst out gathering thy pumpkins, apples and the giggles of rose cheeked sprouts do also endeavor to collect up most glorious Stundies so that we might partake in a grand feast of laughs. Don't forget the link.

The winner from July! "Is it right they made the 1kg hammer from aluminium to save weight?" --(1)-- Captain Missed The Point I have a phone call from Lord Cognitive Dissonance. --(2)-- I have bad news. All the women on Earth are "deosuled." Your only hope is to go somewhere far away from...

If you find yourself laughing uproariously at something someone wrote... ...that might just be a stundie. If you wonder why a seesaw analogy makes further analysis moot... ...that might just be a stundie. If you find yourself reading a post where air pressure is claimed to cause gravity...

Our illustrious June Winner. I don't think moses would try copying stuff he had no clue of. And why would he copy gilgamesh in the first place? Moses probaby didn't even know this existed, they didnt have internet or computers back then so copying each other's stories would have been...

This be the thread where you drop your Stundie Nomination beats for that most August of months. I'm thinking of using the phrase "be jammers" in all my sentences now.

Boy what a weird start to July. House renovations, distractions of the redheaded variety, a sick mom and now the Stundie Finals nine days late. Oh well. So let us start off with the winner from May where we mused about things strangely destroyed. Actually, though, if you subtract the plane...

If you find yourself in the month of July and want to nominate some Stundies. This is where you do it. Also please follow the invisible instructions. Please follow the visible instructions.

First up, the winner from April "They didn't find any toilets, bro. That's amazing. There's nothing about a building collapse that dustifies the toilets so thoroughly that you can't find any after the collapse. Therefore, it wasn't a collapse. However, if you include the possibility of an...

Well people my life has been quite busy lately (but part of it involves a movie you might be able to see in a few months if you live near a theater that shows indie flicks (also doing some home renovation)). And it may be so until next month. Thankfully someone has volunteered to take over...

Yes for the Month of May you may post nominations for Stundies in this thread. Keep in mind that a Stundie is a nice, sweet abomination of logic and common sense. The kind that is humorous. Don't forget to provide a link.

So yesterday I figured out why no one was responding to the March Stundie Finals thread. It didn't exist yet! Boy am I embarrassed. :blush: <--indicates the emotion Now please be kind I have been spending most of the last few weeks in an antihistamine fog. So here we go. First our February...

Whatever you do don't nominate April Stundies in this thread. It is only for Stundies that you want to nominate in the month of April. ......wait a second... :boggled:

So here we have our winner from February. I have never said man could not make it to the moon. With a big enough rocket and a rudder its possible I suppose. I was discussing NASAs vast superiority with the technology claimed to exist at the time. A rudder is required to steer. Without a...

We come to March. That wacky month when who knows what weather will hit you? And who knows what awesome Stundies will be found? So here you will nominate Stundies. What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. I mean really wrong. Catastrophically wrong. Usually they...

Well I wanted to wait until I knew if there would be mandated changes to the Stundie Awards. Apparently there won't be so here they are! And let it be known that someone once said this and we found it funny because it was dumb: The RJ Lee report says nothing about "FE", idiot. "FE" is the...

Yes, February is here. For those with a special someone it is the month of love. For everyone else it is the month of unbearable cruelty and misery sort of like when your aunt Bonnie runs over Pepper your new puppy because she just had to drive down to Tulsa that very day and your mom doesn't...

So you all thought that a crippling double blow of stomach flu and food poisoning could keep the December Stundie Finals down forever! Ha! Even I will eventually stop explosively expelling..........I should probably stop writing about it right now. Let it be known that once on the great...

In this thread you nominate Stundies. And will do it well, "This is my Stundie! With out it I am nothing. Without me it is nothing!" What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. I mean really wrong. Usually these are related to conspiracy theories but could also be...

Okay. At long last folks. First the weather, then the damage to my house, then my family falling ill and then the need to get ready for Christmas.......but finally they are here. We gather here today to honor the person (or computer program engaging in a very esoteric Turing test) that wrote...

Thanks to a freak wind storm leaving me without power this thread is a day late. Oh well. Here I want you all to nominate Stundies. Do it for baby Jesus or Chub Chub or whatever. What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. I mean really wrong. Usually these are...

We gather here today to honor the person (or computer program engaging in a very esoteric Turing test) that wrote this: "The author is pointing to rules and procedure in a U.S. District court. Same exists in the U.K. Verbatim. just written differently." Magnificent! That, gathered throngs, is...

November is upon us. And the leaves are falling/sprouting. What I'd also to like see are really good Stundie nominations. Lots of 'em. What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. I mean really wrong. Usually these are related to conspiracy theories but could also be...

We gather here in this time and place to let the word go forth to the farthest reaches of our inhabitable sphere that this exchange of completely dense stupidity actually happened and was voted Teh 28th Annual Stundie Award winner for the month of August in the year 2011 of the common era...

Howdy all. Here is your winner from July. "third if our planet was traveling through space at 17,000 miles per hr, we would have no cloud cover, it would blow away." Fabulous. Here is the trophy. So now the finalists for August. 1) Check it out! My building is designed so conservatively it...