stundie awards

We are now past the month of Augustus. And now we enter the month of the seven headed arch-bird god of blood Septemboraptor (please don't correct me with the real meaning of the name I'm trying to plant the seeds for a new comic book line). And with that I now urge you all to start nominating...

The winner from June everyone! Behold the arrogance of ignorance. "For all the Atheists out there, try to deny this! If there is no God, how does the sun stay burning when there's no oxygen in space?" So now onto the July finals. 1) How dare you engage in speculation at least equal to my...

We are approaching the end of the hottest part of Summer. Or the coldest part of Winter for those with terrestrial hemispheric transposition syndrome. So it's time for a new round of Stundie nominations. What is a Stundie? It's a humorous statement that is very wrong. Usually these are related...

So first let us honor the winner from May. A debunker actually get's it this time. And they get it for dismissing claims by Phil Plait: Then you start offering "proof" of your claims by presenting the ramblings of an ASTRONOMER?! Do you even know what type of professionals to look for when...

A Stundie is a laughably wrong statement in relation to a conspiracy theory. They are ideally short and sweet. Don't forget to source them with a link. And let us try not to nominate the bad trolls. It just isn't as much fun.

First let's celebrate the winner from AprilThe snow is melting faster because of daylight savings time. There is the same amount of sunlight, but the extra hour of afternoon sun is warmer than the hour of morning sun. Go back to standard time and the melting will slow down and less...

A Stundie is a laughably wrong statement in relation to a conspiracy theory. They are ideally short and sweet. Don't forget to source them with a link. And do try to avoid the really obvious trolls. It just isn't as much fun when someone seems to want to win a Stundie.

No fooling! So here was the winner from March where efficiency in space travel made a huge leap.....forward? "When you consider the billions of light years a race would have to potentially travel, it could take 400 years just to travel a million light years even while going the speed of...

A Stundie is a laughably wrong statement in relation to a conspiracy theories. They are ideally short and sweet. Don't forget to source them with a link.

Well folks some personal stuff delayed it but here they finally are. The Stundie Finals! For March! Because of Awesome! Exclamation Mark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But first the winner from February. "One of the first tests they did when Niel Armstrong didnt land on the moon, was to show the...

Again I want no fooling! Except the fooling that makes for the best Stundies. Yes, here you nominate the funniest, wrongest statements related to conspiracy theories. Don't forget the links.

Howdy folks. It took awhile but I finally got the finals up for you. So how about remember our last winner: For the record, I am careful to use the word holohoax in complete conformity with the definition. From wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holohoax ... I submitted the definition (to...

Here is where you nominate Stundies. A Stundie is a humorous (and wrong) statement made in a discussion about conspiracy theories. Ideally they should be short and sweet. Don't forget to provide links.

Okay the winner from December: "Simply by holding their breaths and lying down as low as possible to the ground, any number of Jews would have survived even a thirty minute gassing ordeal." Awesome. Here's the virtual trophy. And now the twenty finalists from January: 1) It's amazing...

You know the deal. And you know to put them here. Stundie nominations. Good laughers. Horrible abominations of logic.

First let us celebrate the winner from November. "Has anyone noticed how windy has been lately? I think it has to do with all those windmills. Perhaps they were wired incorrectly so instead of using wind to produce electricity, they are using electricity to produce wind. This should be...

It's a new year but I expect the same old good stuff. A Stundie is a hilarious abomination of logic and fact pertaining to conspiracy theories. There are plenty of them and here is where you nominate them. I put my trust in you all to do what is right.

First off the two winners from October moon gravity should trap sunlight just as earth gravity does... we still have an 'unproven theory' of man walking on the moon.. i also theorise moon gravity is greater than what nasa astronomers prophesize it to be how else could we explain it's...

So on Tuesday I have to go get my flu and pneumonia vaccinations mind control and sterilization serum. I protested to my doctor NWO Handler that I didn't really need the pneumonia shot sterilization serum but he assured me that because I have asthma there are many new desperate female NWO...

Here, and only here, is where you will post your nominations for the best, most hilarious posts related to conspiracy theories. Make sure they are thorough abortions of logic.

So, the winner from August was Moon Sized! I'm not sure even a moon-sized field or mountain of rubble, dropped from a height of 12 feet would entirely crush the WTC. No. If you had it coming down from a higher height, in a steady stream over a long period of time, we would certainly see...

Have at it guys. Just remember they must be about conspiracy theories, they must be funny and they must have a source.

So let us first celebrate the winner from June and July. It is interesting that Rolfe asks for more facts. In my opinion facts is just what we don't need, as they are likely to be misleading or simply a distraction. Source So now Teh 28th Annual Stundie Award Finals of August! 1)...

Nominate Stundies here folks, only here and nowhere else but here.:) Make sure they're funny, humorous abortions of logic and reason in discussions regarding conspiracy theories. Don't forget to post a source! Your pal, Travis.

Here we go folks. First our esteemed winner from May! Looking at the Children situation - my instincts tell me that with all the children going missing and most of this is not reported in the media that at least some of the missing are being sent to the moon. I'm sure this will be for food...

Stundies are incredible abortions of logic and reason that relate to discussions of Conspiracy Theories. They are also funny. :D That's not a suggestion, that is a requirement. Keep them short and sweet if you can and don't forget to include your source. Have fun. :)

So, our winner from April had some interesting ideas about cancer. As I said professor, you believe disease to be genetic, you also believe the body attacks itself and creates harmful cells. This is how you distract the masses from the truth. There are no genetic diseases only pathogens passed...

Another month is here. Another month to nominate Stundies. Post the best, funniest abortions of logic and reason that relate to Conspiracy Theories here. Don't forget links to the source.

So here we are again. Before voting on the best from April let us look lovingly back on what won in March....it was Wisdom: The Fallacy (if only we can get Michael Bay to direct the feature film adaptation) Your reliance upon math and upon physics is deception personified. That type of fallacy...

Nominate the most ridiculous conspiracy related discussions and quotes here. I've had intermittent internet access the last few days so I don't know when the April finals will be up. Hopefully sooner than later.