Here’s a conspiracy theory for you: Iran was behind 9/11.
“But wait, Al-Qaeda are Salafi Sunni jihadists, disproportionately from Arab countries, and the guy who founded it and led it until his death was a rich Saudi!”
Yes, but have you considered that Osama bin Laden’s stated enemies—the United States, Israel, and the House of Saud — are also sworn enemies of the Iranian regime? Curious, huh?
“That’s some neo-con hawk fever dream ********. If anything, the Saudis were much more responsible for 9/11, especially with 15 of the 19 hijackers being Saudi and all of the contacts some of the hijackers had with people at the Saudi consulate and embassy before 9/11!”
Ah, but that just shows how good the Iranians are at this stuff. They were FRAMING their Saudi archenemy for 9/11, to drive a stake in the heart of the alliance between the US and Saudi Arabia. How diabolically brilliant!
“Yeah, well, it’s not like we invaded Iran after 9/11. We invaded Afghanistan and then Iraq!”
Yes, we got rid of Iran’s Taliban enemies in Afghanistan and their archnemesis Saddam Hussein in Iraq and empowered the Shia majority in Iraq, which Iran took advantage of. We made it so much easier for Iran to get weapons to its close allies and proxies in Syria and Lebanon. We did their jobs for them.
But of course that’s no surprise, because the US government is in fact secretly controlled by the Iranian Ayatollahs themselves, and it doesn’t matter which party is in power.
/conspiracy theory mode
My head hurts.