SezMe
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He was 10 feet from the starting line.
Biebs Arrested In Florida!!!
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Corsair 115
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Maybe Bieber's been taking lessons from Rob Ford...
malicus
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malicus
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Except Bieber is more likely to have all he wishes to eat in prison, rather than home..............
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Matthew Best
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This seems like a considered and rational response to the news about Bieber:
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Gord_in_Toronto
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and his housemates will then give him a hard atomic wedgie, he won't be able to breathe through the plastic of his underoos and will pass on to that great landfill in New Jersey!!!!!!.
WHAT!!!! And contaminate all the evidence of the 9-11 Conspiracy??? So it isn't so.
Gord_in_Toronto
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Ah. A clever Canadian pretending to be an American just to stir the pot. But he gave himself away -- he's wearing his seat belt!
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Newscaster: "Mr. President, please explain the grave international situation."
President: "At this moment, there are five nuclear warheads heading for the United States. I'm asking all citizens on the East Coast to..."
Newscaster: "Excuse me Mr. President, we have more important breaking news here about Justin Bieber's latest exploits..."
President: "Huh???? I'm trying to save American lives here!"
Newscaster: "Never mind that Mr. President, we'll get back to you right after we learn this Earth shattering tidbit about Justin Bieber, unless of course, there's some late breaking news concerning Miley Cyrus..."
Hercules Rockefeller
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It really doesn't matter if he's rich and famous, or not. He has discovered the winning combination of alcohol and Xanax.
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BenBurch
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Some times I wish there were a Cosmic Muffin I could ask for little things like that...
Tristan Chi
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No way he's gonna make it into the 27 club.
Reminds me of the last line of an ancient but classic song (as the guy in the little Nash Rambler zooms past the guy in the Cadillac he sings out the immortal question: "Hey bud dy how do I get this car ...out.. of.. sec..ond..geeeaaaarrrrr?????????!!!!!!!!!!!"
SezMe
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angrysoba
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Or maybe...
Justin Beiber is Dead!
Justin Beiber died yesterday, along with sixty million others when Florida was hit by a barrage of nuclear missiles launched in a surprise attack by China, Russia and North Korea.
KatieG
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There are some celebrities who don't make it past their 27th birthday. James Dean, River Phoenix, Tupac, Freddy Prinz. Women too but none are coming to my mind at the moment. Generally associated with drug and alcohol use. Basically, it's a bad thing.
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angrysoba
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There are some celebrities who don't make it past their 27th birthday. James Dean, River Phoenix, Tupac, Freddy Prinz. Women too but none are coming to my mind at the moment. Generally associated with drug and alcohol use. Basically, it's a bad thing.
Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Jim Morrison, Kurt Cobain, Mark Bolan etc...
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There are some celebrities who don't make it past their 27th birthday. James Dean, River Phoenix, Tupac, Freddy Prinz. Women too but none are coming to my mind at the moment. Generally associated with drug and alcohol use. Basically, it's a bad thing.
Amy Winehouse.