Biebs Arrested In Florida!!!

Finster said:
I haven't read any of the articles on this but I saw a headline that bail was set at $2500.

Why bother setting bail at all? I thought the point of bail was incentive to show up in court, do they really think $2500 is incentive to someone who drives a $200,000 car?
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There are guidelines, I think. You can't set $1 million bail for a speeding ticket.

He'll show up. If he doesn't, he can't exactly hide.
 
Biscuit said:
According to the police report he was doing 55mph drag racing a lambo against either a ferrari or another Lambo. Drag racing at 55mph! IN A LAMBO! Well now we have found something else he sucks at.
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More accurately, he was doing 55 when the cop got in behind him. By that point the race was over, the other car had already been pulled over.
 
MRC_Hans said:
I think they cast these stars that way deliberately. Take someone moderately talented and reasonably good-looking, and make them the new innocent star. Then as the novelty fades, let them be more and more scandalous. Scandals sell nicely also.

And when they are sucked dry, drop them. :( Sad really.

Hans
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An insider's viewpoint.

Tom Petty

Go get me a kid with a good lookin' face
Bring me a kid can remember his place
Some hungry poet, son of a bitch
He gets to be famous, I get to be rich

Or bring me a girl, they're always the best
You put 'em on stage and you have 'em undress
Some angel whore who can learn a guitar lick
Hey, now that's what I call music
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He wasn't doin nothin! This is just another case of driving while Bieber.
 
MRC_Hans said:
Now, there's two guys I have really never heard about.

Hans
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There's two Steve Austins. One is a professional wrestler. The other:

"Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
 
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The Central Scrutinizer said:
More accurately, he was doing 55 when the cop got in behind him. By that point the race was over, the other car had already been pulled over.
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Nope.

Also I was being sarcastic. I am sure the little guy can get his car going faster than 55mph. I saw a cheap shot and took it.:D

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OFC. COSNER #526 WAS TRAVELING SOUTHBOUND ON PINE TREE DRIVE AND OBSERVED TWO LAMBORGINIS (ONE YELLOW AND ONE RED) NORTHBOUND IN THE 2600 BLOCK OF PINE TREE DRIVE. OFC. COSNER STATES THAT HE OBSERVED TWO BLACK SUV'S BEHIND BOTH VEHICLES AS IF TO STOP TRAFFIC GOING NORTHBOUND. THIS FACILITATED AN OPEN ROAD FOR THE TWO LAMBORGINIS TO RACE.

OFC. COSNER THEN MADEAU-TURN AND BEGAN TRAVELING NORTHBOUND TO CATCH UP TO THE VEHICLES. OFC. COSNER OBSERVED BOTH VEHICLES START A CONTEST OF SPEED (DRAG RACING) FROM A START . OFC. COSNER ESTIMATES THAT BOTH VEHICLES ATTAINED AN APPROXIMATE SPEED OF ABOUT 55-60 MPH.
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http://gawker.com/what-the-****-did-i-do-read-justin-biebers-arrest-r-1507373064
 
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My niece is distraught.

The good news is that the potential song title / lyric parodies are endless.
 
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Biscuit said:
According to the police report he was doing 55mph drag racing a lambo against either a ferrari or another Lambo. Drag racing at 55mph! IN A LAMBO! Well now we have found something else he sucks at.
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Must have been in reverse.
 
The cynic in me thinks this is all a deliberate attempt to build up some street cred. If he goes to jail he'll be able to cross over into gangsta rap.

Steve S
 
I would trade every thing jb has ever done and will ever do to have river Phoenix back.
I would trade jb and his car for rob ford.
I would personally sacrifice jb, 2 goats and a rooster on the black rock of nyarlathotep to give 20 years back to Shatner.
 
TragicMonkey said:
In thirty years he'll get mad when his housemates on a reality show tease him about this.
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and his housemates will then give him a hard atomic wedgie, he won't be able to breathe through the plastic of his underoos and will pass on to that great landfill in New Jersey!!!!!!.:(:(:jaw-dropp:):p:D
 
The Central Scrutinizer said:
This could get serious...
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Yep, he may be deportable under section 237 of the Immigration and Nationality Act (or just "The Act" as we called it in when I was in in the biz). If he gets convicted of a charge with a sentence of more than one year (or as we liked to say, "a year and a day and you're on your way") he is deportable. If he is found to be abusing drugs he's also deportable even if he's committed no drug related offense.

It didn't look like he was going to eat an assault charge with the resisting arrest so he might be okay on the deportable as a criminal alien. The drug thing is what he really needs to worry about.

At any rate, the schadenfreude here is going to be of a most exquisite vintage.
 
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